any robots muscular guys??
I'll cut to the chase, I'm looking for a fit introvert who likes femdom and feet and no LDR nonsense.
if you post your bod and face ill drop my contact if i like it :)
Anyone else here have a hairy pussy fetish?
Pubic hair on a girl is so sexy to me
The pic is of my ideal woman
Dear gay anons that lurk /r9k/, could you date this man, knowing about his "condition"?
Why do roasties gain 50-100+ pounds while pregnant when babies only weigh like 8 pounds
Well first off, most of the weight isn't the baby. There is the liquid within the womb that the baby floats around in, and the extra flesh produced around the stomach area, both of which acount for most of the weight gained. Pregnant women are also more prone to gaining weight, an evolutionary insurance policy most likely.
1st of all, they gain 25-30 max pounds of baby fat
2nd, because their range of motion is limited and they are constantly tired, women tend to be more recluse and not as active, meaning their consumed carbohydrates will be converted to fat
3rd, because making a fucking human takes a lot of energy, they tend to eat a lot, which leads to point two.
Are you actually stupid, OP?
>be a socially anxious teenager
>can't really connect with the people you were once friends with
>generalised anxiety makes you nervous in public and for pictures
>never could care about school but in high school they begin busting your balls over it
>feel trapped in a small town
>some think you are trying too hard but its only because you just don't know exactly what you like so it comes off as fake
>as soon as you leave the small town you get a better sense of who you are and become more comfortable doing shit you're actually good at with people you like
Lars is the realist work of an awkward teenager finding himself.
I don't know if you are Into steven universe but a side character who was a certified robot just became a space pirate with a neat crew being chased by some sexy space police. I felt like sharing seeing as how /co/ fucking hates steven universe.
have a nice night everyone, I'm going to sleep.
you too anon. I love you. I fucking love you.
what drink will get me black out drunk the fastest?
Reese's Puffs is literally the best cereal and I will fight any of you over this
hate to break it to you, but reese's puffs is mediocre at best.
Pic related is actually a respectable cereal. Maybe not the best, but in the running.
>hanging out with my friends
>oneitis was talking about how "would being penetrated by a penis would feel like" (yes she's a virgin)
>I pinched her lips shut and said "ah ah, girls don't talk about naughty things."
>she was disgusted and called me a "fucking weirdo"
>anxiety kicks in and ran from my friends to my house
This situation happened about 4 hours ago. I Hope I don't see them again.
> Things that fuck your shit up.
Seeing girls kiss other people and knowing you've never kissed even though you're
almost 30and always wanted to know how it feels.
So Anon, where are we going after this?
To the FUCKING gym
you're only allowed to post if INTJ
>tfw normies think we are psychopaths
>one chance at life
>born black with an above average IQ
>doesn't matter because I'll have stupid children anyways due to deviation to the norm
>have above average intelligence
>in a socioeconomic group with low iq's due to income/education
>come out as not a retard
>because of this see yourself as superior
>unknowingly isolate people because they see you as smug and shitty
>think about why people don't like you
>start new job that stresses me out
>start to develop bad abdominal pain
>it never goes away
>go to doctor
>does all sorts of tests, examinations
>go to a different doctor
>nothing helps, no meds or anything
>try to cut out all dairy, doesnt help
>still cant shit
>haven't had a satisfying shit since october unless it was diarrhea
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO, IT HURTS, FUUUUUUUCK
Get in here and let's fuck some cute traps and twinks.
How am I doing?
2/5 love dem qt traps
3/5 gonna get my dick wet
4/5 we gettin laid this weekend