How can anyone be morbidly obese and happy?
Stop Deleting Us Edition
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>about to go on vacation with family for a week
>won't be able to masturbate for that entire timeframe
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOLY FUCK IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND
Who here thinks they have a porn addiction? What are some signs someone is addicted to porn vs just liking it? And is being an addict really that bad? How can my life possibly improve by cutting it out. It's the one thing that actually gives me enjoyment.
Here's how bad it's gotten for me:
>Member of several private porn torrent sites
>Have seeded over 6 TB of content
>Downloaded probably well over 20 TB
>Have several HDs dedicated for my collection
>Will uninstall steam games to make space in a pinch
>Haven't watched probably 75% of the collection. The thrill of finding pictures and video is what does it for me
>Will become obsessed with a certain model, and dedicate an entire day sweeping the net for every photo and video ever taken. Once all is found, the files are sorted into the collection and I lose all interest
>Will have a mild panic attack if I have to delete anything from the collection. Even weird shit from 2005 that hasn't been touched in ten years
>Literally a librarian, the collection is perfectly organized
What should I do robots? Part of me wants to torch the whole thing, but I don't think I can bring myself to do. It's just porn. It's not like I'm an alcoholic.
Pic related, wasn't he a porn addict? Share stories.
>delete the files you enjoy the least/never watch
>delete the degenerate stuff
>delete all the videos
>delete all pics that contain full nudity
It's not true enjoyment.
What if I regret it? There's rare content there that probably doesnt exist online anymore.
And what's to gain? It's not like deleting the collection will make me social get me a girl.
I spend at peast an hour a day fapping/browsing porn. At any given time I have at least 20 tabs of porn open. My laptop hates me.
>tfw the tabs become so small that the icons disappear amd you can't tell them apart anymore
>gf doesn't want to fuck
>jerk off 3 times a day, not enough
>go into bathroom lets go boys
>feels better than sex
>i've came inside Sarah 5 times in the past 2 hours
>gf says the sound of the lubricant squishing is keeping her awake
>thinking about telling her to move out because pocketpussy is superior
i am circumsized, i jerk off around 2-5 times a day on average, when my gf would regularly fuck 4-5 times a week i would jerk off less.
if i don't cum this much i become extremely irritable, can't focus, and find myself not maintaining good nutrition.
i haven't been laid in 2 weeks now, and i was jerking off 3-4 times a day and not feeling satisfied
What games have you been playing lately, /r9k/?
I haven't played a game in months. Tempted to do a KOTOR2 replay though
What's the most romantic moment you've had this summer, /r9k/?
Hung out with this girl i like. We went for a hike and sat there and cuddle each other. Then she "Fell" into me just to hug me. But i havent talk to her since the date she refuses to talk to me now
Hwy have not you found your perfect partner?
my standards are too high for this rotten world
What did you have for breakfast robots?
I had a full English.
Banana, berries and a sweet roll
>someone complains about not being able to get a job
How the fuck. Literally take one hour and apply to everything you can you lazy faggots, guarantee you get an interview
pretty sure this is a bait but ima say it anyway
>walk in room
>tfw you say 'thank you' for no apparent reason
>remember you sperg out at every opportunity
>try for a few more minutes and after you begin to sweat profusely and fuck up 4 more times the job is lost
no point even trying anymore
>tfw seeing prime teen pussy for the first time
One of these threads pIease
Dear czechbots, how's life treating you?