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> be me
> 28 years old
> had only one gf for 2 months 5 years ago so not khv
> no success at dating
> I hate people and mistrust them all the time.
> grills complain that I'm too negative however I am objective realist and not a pessimist.
> grills all around my age are married and with kids.
> need to find younger ones
> I am 6'1 barely 5/10 baldlet
> should lift more weights
> they think I am a creep since I don't have a gf
WHAT THE FUCK? I DID MY BEST TO AVOID SHITTY PEOPLE IN LIFE AND BE HONEST TO EVERYONE. WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED??
I should have played the goddamn game from the beginning. Now it is too late.
Or do I have a chance?
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I should've killed myself long time ago. What is the point in trying anymore? No qt3,14 gf
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>>36282532
>grills complain that I'm too negative however I am objective realist and not a pessimist.
Every time
>normies can't tell the difference being a mopey pessimistic douchebag and not being deluded and overly optimistic
Fucking normans
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>>36282785
Are you sure you're not a pissbaby unable to have fun?
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I fucked a girl every morning and night with no condom and she wasn't on birth control for 11 days straight how fucked am I?
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Depends if she was ovulating during that time, though to be honest, you should be glad if you end up having a kid. Fuck her with no condom on for another 17 days to guarantee she's pregnant. Why the fuck not?
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Hoo boy anon, I'd say pretty fucked. 11 days is a long time, especially considering that sperm can live inside for like 3-5 days.
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>>36282558
>Why the fuck not?
marriage is retarded
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ITT: words/phrases that piss you off
>"we're all gonna make it!"
>"not with that attitude you won't!"
>"haha wow anon don't get too excited!" (when you're obviously disinterested/tired)
>"how nice for them :))"
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>"just smile"
how does anybody see this as advice
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>>36282476
>"OMG I HAVE LIKE NO LIFE!" *phone buzzes 100 times in an hour and half of them are social media alerts
Like what the fuck? I'm dying on the inside due to literally having no life and the one time i actually get to socialize and you say this shit? Fuck off cunt
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>normie sees something """"funny""""
>"IM DEAD XD"
Just you wait.
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Started a new job yesterday
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I like it! It's in a warehouse for a clothing company. Im just a temp right now through a staffing agency but it is full time. I work afternoon till 1130 mon-fri for minimum wage. The work itself is menial as shit but you get to listen to music and i just powerwalk around doing my job and sing to myself. After being unemployed/underemployed for so long it feels good to actually work. I don't even mind that I have a B.A. and am doing this job. I work hard and it makes the time go fast. I am enjoying myself. And there are a lot of QTs that work there i like when we have to pass each other and i smile at them. I feel like they are attracted to me. I kno you aren't supposed to shit where you eat but i would like to have sex with these girls. I don't have a social life or friends in the city i live in so i think this could be very good for me. Things are looking better for me i won't have to crash and burn and move in with my parents. That is all.
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>>36282468
post face
oreganoli
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Glad you found something, but pleae do something with your B.A. as I don't have a GED or anything and have been working at walmart for over 11 years.
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>>36282490
This is from last year. I had to shave my beard and cut my hair for job interviews that didn't work out but im prolly gonna grow it back now because there is no reason to shave for this job.
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REEEEEEEEEE WHY ARE NORMIES SO OBSEssed WITH STAR WARS 2017-04-15 08:27:39 Post No.36282455
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REEEEEEEEEE WHY ARE NORMIES SO OBSEssed WITH STAR WARS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnyFqk6ppmE
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>that guy who sees a lightsaber, starts clapping uncontrollably and mumbling "LITESABA...A LITSABA"
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>>36282455
a lightsaber, starts clapping uncontrollably and mumbling "LITESABA...A LITSABA"a lightsaber, starts clapping uncontrollably and mumbling "LITESABA...A LITSABA"
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>>36282455
This is a legitimate question.
Why ARE normies so obsessed with it?
Star Wars was never that good desu. Even the originals are overrated.
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Just a reminder for you students to get the hell of r9k and do your assignments before it's too late.
You are going to fail and spend more money. This is your education and your future.
Get the hell off of here and do what you need to do.
If you want tunes feel free to join here
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/limitless
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I do my assignments before leisure. One step ahead of you.
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>>36282506
Well are't you a normie with his life under control...
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I hate my course and don't care if I fail. I just want to die.
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How often do you think about suicide?
Why?
What's stopping you?
For me, I think about suicide every other week.
I grew up with no father, my mother was extremely abusive both physically and mentally. Didn't have any friends growing up and I was the black sheep of the family even as a straight A student. I can't relate to anyone, I feel as though I skipped out on how to make loving/caring bonds as a child and because of that, I will never be able to formulate these bonds with anybody else. No matter how hard I try, I will always be the loner, the one outside looking in.
The only thing stopping me is fear of the afterlife. The thought of hell turns me into a coward, unable to act.
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bump
elorigniality
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>>36282448
>bout tree giddy
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>>36282448
I never understood the fear of hell
To get to it you have to die
Hell is supposed to be a pit of agony and pain
Fear of pain and agony stem from the need to avoid things that could lead to death
Since you are already dead, why would pain and agony bother you?
Not like you can die again
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>get in an argument with my mom about her forcing religion on me
>"Don't you think religion should be a personal choice instead of something I'm forced to believe?"
>"It's our family tradition."
>"So you do to your kid what your parents did to you without even stopping to ask yourself why or if it's good?"
>she gets fucking furious and locks herself in her room
Fuck this. I'm not some fedora-tipping faggot--I have no problem with religion, I just don't personally believe in God. If I want to eat chicken on a day that just so happens to have some arbitrary holy restrictions on doing so that I don't care about, why shouldn't I be able to? That's my choice. How can anyone justify this shit?
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>arguing with a roastie
wow lad
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Can't you just do this one thing for your poor mother???
She's not asking you to believe in Jesus, shes just wants you to joined n the family in a tradition. Be one with the family.
Its just chicken, make this one small sacrifice to make your mom happy, she does so much for you.
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>>36282417
>bringing the unending suffering that is life
Uh. Ok
What do you guys think of my Lambo?
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>diablo
baka pham if i wanted a slow car with no rear vision I would get a pickup
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>>36282350
fuck you, the Diablo has always been my favorite
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the diablo super veloce has black rims.
the rest of the car is nice
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>10% cuck
>20% shill
>0% concentrated power of will
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>>36282263
i liked your meme anon
very good
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>10% cuck
You say that but I'm willing to wager (you)s that a sizable amount of posters on this board would eventually begrudgingly settle down with a single mother to end the loneliness
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>>36282263
50 percent traps
20 percent niggs
and a hundred percent reason to remember the name
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>moved out of parents house monday, got my own apartment
>already hate it
It's so lonely
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Get a dog or something if it's allowed there, that should help.
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Throw a house warming party.
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Living alone is slightly better than living with your parents, in my experience. You don't have to justify coming or going, waking up or going to bed. You eat and clean when you want to.
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why the fuck do people still live in this fuckhole of a state? i mean yeah it's beautiful to look at in some parts, but now it's nothing but a bunch of ultra-liberal hipster cunts, traffic is awful because of the narrow land bridges that go through Seattle, you get taxed up the ass and its gloomy 9 months a year
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>>36282189
Yeah, try living in New York, cunt.
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>>36282189
its the whitest state
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>>36282189
dude trust me it's a lot better if you get out of pierce or king county
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why don't you post that pic you want to post but you don't really have a place to post it right now?
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Those are some huge titties.
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Can someone giv me more spurdo sparde pics
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ok here you go bro
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Say hello to your new African masters, white bois.
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>>36282155
it's actually really scary to consider how black people could rise up and destroy white society very easily if they wanted to
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>>36282173
It didn't happen with the slaves, did it?
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>>36282155
The fuck happened here?
That's some really bad shit, I don't think this was because of some punches
Anyway, it's funny how black robots still act like aggresive niggers despite being here.
And then you guys wonder why people are racist
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>>36282173
Not if the rest of the world actually hates your people.
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Embarrasing Moment Thread 2017-04-15 08:02:17 Post No.36282152
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Embarrasing Moment Thread
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Post your embarrassing/humiliating greentexts
>Be me
>Be chilling with friends drinking, smoking
>Friend starts talking about the girls he's seeing etc
>Realize how blue-pilled he sounds
>Start regurgitating stuff i read off of women-hate threads and MGTOW forums
>Tfw I realized I just spaghetti'd and am getting concerned looks around the room :/
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>eating in indian place for the first time
>order food
>waiter asks if i want nan or rice
>say no because what i ordered sounded good
>find out you have to get nan or rice separate to dip the stuff in you ordered
>outed myself as a hillbilly who doesn't even know how to order food
That was in a foreign city in a foreign country 2000 kilometers away and I still cringe at the thought, despite never ever going back to that place.
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>be me
>high school
>actually go to Valentine's Day dance because crush was going
>slow dance
>go up to her and she's surrounded by her female friends
>ask her to dance
>she says no thanks
>spaghetti spills like crazy
>"what do you mean? I just want to dance, no big deal"
>start awkwardly asking almost everyone in her pack of girls if they want to dance trying to pass it off as if I didn't want to specifically want to mingle with her
>chad friend-ish pulls me away thankfully
>chad gives me dating advice
>ignore it and just sit out for the rest of the dance
>see chad dancing with my crush less than a half hour later
>chad dates my crush and breaks up 2 weeks after
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Hey I'm ^ that Anon. Bumping because I don't want to cringe alone.