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Priest/Cleric/Healer (male)

>>35735773
>what party member would you be?

Support, obviously.
Healer, if possible. If not, I guess cleric.

>>35735773
I'd like to say that i'd be the tank, but in reality i'd probably just be the dead weight

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>>35735740
>nazi

looks like a jew to me.

>>35735762
How.
Literally how.

>>35735779
Crooked nose
Wavy hair
Pasty skin
Tiny, beady eyes

Metal
>only liked by lanky white beta nerds
>female repellent
>only people who play it were autistic enough to get at the level of instrument aptitude to play it
It's not fuckin Radiohead

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The edgiest song you can find. Pic semi related

>>35735723
Really... I've met a lot of hot girls who are into metal. But it's usually nu-metal.

Well no shit it has mods, i've even been banned from r9k for a month or so before

No, just the FBI.

>>35735648
>nsfw boards have better moderation than sfw boards
thanks you cat eating faggot bitch jackie 4chan

Is it safe to give a cat to a gorilla?

>>35735645
She is actually a really sweet gorilla

>>35735645
>Put her back in the forest to allow apes the concept of English communication.
>Plant of the apes url.
>niggers take a liking to advanced apes
>we dun goofed

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>it's been three years
Felt like last year

>>35735528
I live in IV stfu about him
I saw him

>>35735567
time fly fast anon

>>35735519
If you give me btc I can send some your way
It will probably cost more than at the pharmacy though

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>>35735578
Nice scam m'dude

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>>35735621
That's really your only option though since you're too autistic to order yourself.

I got pic related for $60 last month, feels good not to be an autist

>>35735487
You should clean it before using it. You know that white loners are chronic masturbators, don't you?

>>35735487
""""lost it """""
Yea i am sure Jamal

>>35735487
That last sentence is funny is fuck, but yeah I'm pretty sure Madden was a first month launch game for the 3DS. It wasn't too bad.

>Implying that im not a total retard

Are you trying to say that I'm smart?

>>35735485
Because /r9k/ is largely filled with failed normies.

They aren't smart and compassionate individuals that tragically got the short stick in life. They have all the same vapid characteristics and ideals as the people that mock them for being in the position they're in.

They either don't recognize this and they're hypocritical or they do and they agree that they deserve to have a miserable life. I'm not sure which is worse.

They use everything as a way of projecting their insecurities and they think it's gay to have feelings or aspirations beyond dicking around and making sarcastic comments about things other people have accomplished, they're cringeworthy egotistists that shoehorn a picture of their Great Value brand whiteboy face on an Anonymous imageboard because they have no better way to gain validation and they can and will destroy things that serve other people and make things better for their own narcissistic purposes.

If these people were born in a position that made them have a normal and popular development they'd be bullying the alternate version of themselves. Half of them wouldn't even disagree with this.

How we can exhume this board of these useless morons is something I'm working on.

>>35735468
I had the same thing. Realize that you are worthy of love and acceptance. Realize that nothing is personal. Don't assume that things will never change. The person you feel this way about is not a perfect person. They're not the feelings that you have when they're around.

>>35735550
I think I understand this.. on an intellectual level atleast. But I can't go to sleep without repeating his name in my mind, neither can I think of a future that doesn't involve him at the very least as a friend. I have dreams and nightmares about him often, and I feel like I see him at every corner.

What I have is probably more accurately defined as obsession rather than love, but it's hard to tell the nowadays.

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I'm the same way OP. I get hung up on people because once they're gone I forget how not that great they were. You just need to block them, avoid them, and the feelings will go away. At least I hope they will.

Come back when you're 36 and balding and you might have a shot. Just try not to get laid ok??

>>35735447
You sound like a typical shut in nerd. You're still a kid and have a lot more bad shit to go through before you could even run in that competition.

>>35735447
Are you me? I am all of those things

>>35735446
my doggo died last summer

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>>35735446
I smelled something toxic when I was laying in bed with him and I thought he shit himself but it was just a dog fart.

>>35735800
I know that feel anon, had to put my dog down last month still hurts.

>>35735417
this is not a sustainable or responsible way to live.

this is just a horrible temptation that has gotten a hold of us and will rip us apart.

>>35735840
who cares they are all going to kill themselves 10 years later when they realize they've made a huge mistake.

>>35735417
He's got pictures of him sucking black dick on his tumblr so unless you're black you got no chance, my dude.

> tfw you'll never have a huge rack

>Tfw you don't even have a spice rack

i am tired of being scum

> collapse on the ground
> smelling burnt toast
> face is numb
> shoulda got life alert

>>35735384
>see girl doing something sexy, or looking sexy
>brief eye contact
>cum in pants
>facial expressions give it away
>She looks disturbed
>pulls out her phone and 180's it out of there
>I've ascended boys
Witness me

>>35735384
>See girl doing something sexy, or looking sexy
>Feel nauseous
>Stare at her with a pale green face
>She freaks out
>I start crying
>She starts crying
>Leave the room