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Who do you most relate to: Bane, CIA, Dr. Pavel or Mosquito Man? 2017-02-24 07:34:38 Post No.35099284
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Who do you most relate to: Bane, CIA, Dr. Pavel or Mosquito Man?
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I'd say I'm most like Dr. Pavel. I speak rarely. By the end of any given conversation, I will have said nothing! Also, I lack friends. Many people mistake people that I associate with as my friends, and I am forced to inform them that they are not my friends. I also am very skittish. I am often afraid of things, even if it is not the time for fear at the given moment.
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I'm a pretty big guy and often have a master plan, so I guess Bane
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>>35099284
The lethargic one who isnt really useful and wants to die but cant now
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Get with the times, people. "God help anyone who dared disrespect his queen" is the new "Dr Pavel, I'm CIA"
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Desperation lost me my only friend last week 2017-02-24 07:32:53 Post No.35099251
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Desperation lost me my only friend last week
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Basically, my friend was playing overwatch and his girlfriend and I were laying on the bed and one thing lead to another and I tucked his girl right then and there whilst he played his video game. He pretended not to notice at first but I hadn't had any pussy in so long that I just kept going for more rounds, then he started crying and honestly it just turned me the fuck on. Have any of you other robots been in a situation where sexual frustration ruined your friendships?
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>>35099251
FUCK OFF NORMIE RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
orgaramesh
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>>35099251
lowest of the low
never leave a brodie for a cum dumpster
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>>35099251
>other robots
Implying you are anything other than a TurboChad with a complete lack of honor or empathy.
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Honest to god, why do you guys want real women? You know how many are whores these days and may potentially give you STDs?
It's ridiculous. I can't fuck something that'll fuck my ding dong up with some disease.
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you cant fuck chinese draws either so fucking kill yourself then
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>>35099343
I can use an onahole. Also VR that will allow me to is practically here already. So could you go and eat shit?
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Got a new pc and forgot to backup my 4GB folder, help a fellow out pls
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bumpgergbntrny
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hot OC
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How is one supposed to initiate contact on Tinder?
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Anyone here perform better in real life social situations than online? I often meet women who like me but my texting game is so bad they soon lose interest. It's weird. I think it's because I have too much time to think, then I edit and re-edit and re-re-edit. In real life you just blurt things out and hope everything turns out okay.
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do you feel bad when some superlikes you on Tinder and you swipe left
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If you want me not to love you than stop being so fucking incredible. At least when I'm near you.
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>>35098882
>If you want me not to love you than stop being so fucking incredible. At least when I'm near you.
beta cuck
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>>35098926
do you know what board this ist?
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Cant get the girl I wanted but I damn sure can get the ones i dont 2017-02-24 07:10:26 Post No.35098880
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Cant get the girl I wanted but I damn sure can get the ones i dont 2017-02-24 07:10:26 Post No.35098880
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Cant get the girl I wanted but I damn sure can get the ones i dont
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Why, why is life like this. Why does god get a kick out of this shit
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>>35098880
I don't know about you but i'm content with 2d.
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>>35098880
Be happy that something is taking interest in you. Its like a compliment to who you are as a person.
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>>35098880
better than nothing
fuck them, get confidence, throw ethem away and use new gained xp to seduce the girl you want
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>anon could you pass the russian dressing?
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Poshel nahui,o priveleged cuck.
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>>35098555
>Poshel nahui,o
Fuck off
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how long until you become a mental virgin again after having sex?
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Depends on your age. If you're underaged, several years. If you're over 20 about a year or so, but it depends on how much sex you had. If you had sex 20 times a year or two won't be enough, but if you only banged once it could take six months.
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>that feel when only got laid twice in 2016
>it's been a year since getting laid
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>>35098420
about 7-15 years
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>might have appendicitis
>first thing I've looked forward to in weeks because I get to miss school
>I would literally rather have my appendix taken out than go to class
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>not letting it erupt inside you and kill you
why are you even here faggot
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>>35098309
I wish it would burst but I don't want to destroy the lives of everybody that for some reason cares about me
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>be 12
>broke my left radial head in my arm
>had to have 3 surgeries on it.
>be 16, start complaining about my arm in pain
>go thru a totally unnecessary surgery so they can remove cartilage
>only reason i did it was to get off school and a 1.5l bottle of codeine every month for 4 months.
Like, there might of beena problem I doubt the doctor would do it if he didnt see anything wrong with the xrays but i have a high pain tolerance
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Just start a business. Become an entrepreneur.
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>>35098249
Just eat my ass. Let me cum on your face.
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>>35098249
Do I look black enough for that kind of feat?
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>>35098266
10/10/10/10 literary fucking masterwork post
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>be 27 year old virgin
>get tired of it, don't want to die a wiz
>get hooker
>she's a qt
>she gives me a blowjob and it felt like the best thing ever
>the only thing i could think of is saving up more for another go
>a few days pass
>get these weird warts on my dick
>tfw don't have health insurance and my job doesn't give it
>make too much for medicaid
>dick and balls hurt bad
>pissing feels like I'm pissing lava
>my stomach hurts
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>>35098246
Conragtulations on your first STD
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>>35098246
>reading this
>damnitfeelsgoodtobeawizza.arc
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>>35098246
Welp, it is time to go to somewhere like Planned Parenthood, retarded. They can probably help you out. Also just use scissors to chop the warts off.
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Why does it seem like so many people seperate sex and love in their minds?
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because you can have sex with people that you don't love retard
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>>35098272
Fucking normalfag shit.
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Be honest, is there any point in not dying?
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Looks pretty long to me.
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>>35098224
I mean, that's clearly an implant/false dick for a FtM tranny but even if it weren't, the hair wouldn't matter when condoms exist.
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This guy grabs your ass, gives you a turtle, and tells you he'll give you a gf if you vote for him in 2020. Wat do?
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>bush family
Fuck no.
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>>35098182
I tell him I will vote for him, then ensure that at some point in the future I get interviewed on camera making fun of him and saying a rival candidate's political slogan.
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>>35098182
Hit him in the face with the turtle.