How the fuck do people just jump in and out of relationships so easily and I cant even find one?
This makes no sense to me.
>black people like fried chicken
>black people like watermelon
>black people like grape flavored beverages
How did these things become associated with black people and why is black people's love for these things worthy of ridicule? All these things are fuckin delicious.
They're associated with african american people in particular. Not European black people.
The reason is thus.
They are foods that are easily and cheaply prepared and are associated with the predominantly black and economically disenfranchised deep south.
>Watermelon = nutritious, hydrating and cheap. No preparation necessary and blacks ate them when working manual labour.
Fried chicken = soul food found in the south. Can be prepared on a shoestring budget and "fancied up" with cheap spices and sauces.
Grape drink = buy a fuck lot of grape powder concentrate for pennies and you can put in water and you have refreshing drinks for practically nothing.
Explanation: it's a sly way of calling out blacks for being poor.
so I just blew a fat load on my McD's breakfast bagel
anybody trying to fuck?
>Goodlooking but not in a Chad way
>Forever a teenager, never taken seriously
Can anyone else relate to this feel?
Got this. What should I listen to?
>he doesn't realize you don't need SiriusXM to listen Coast to Coast AM or Caravan to Midnight
>cucked into overworking again
>tfw you realize why autists like reviewbreh wear suits
This shit boosts your confidence by like 90%
Here's a rare Smug Wojak to support this thread.
Who remembers Aeropostale? And edge lords here who used to wear it besides me?
Reply to this thread or your waifu will
get blacked[blacked] in her sleep
>Anon have you ever played wiIly wars?
>Whoever can wank their wilIy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes Iots of milk!!!!
>l beat chinese keith at wiIly wars and when l used his bum later his little chinky wilIy did lots of spurts all down his leg and he wasn't even touching it!
this is a dick why aren't you sucking one right now
Vocaroo thread, because for a wretched hive of despair, /r9k/ still houses some really well-spoken sorts
>think I'm pretty average cyborg
>create a tinder all my matches have ulterior motives and just want orbiters
>research the area with a larp profile
>tfw you realize you lost the genetic lottery
>tfw you realize no one would ever choose you over the chads in the world
>mfw porn is starting making me feel bad instead of aroused.
How do i stop >tfwnogf
> i get people to get friendly and close with me
> overtime my self destructive personality takes over and turns them off and makes them think im a weird shit
> tfw the only friendships i can maintain for more than 6 months are because i act passive and understand them, and feel fucking uncomfortable w them
> currently just spent out two formerly close friends and had a nervous streak for the longest ever, 3+ hours
> when i try something spcially it always fucking disappoints and rubs everyone off and i dont even fucking know what im doing that made them feel that way
> im a fucking emotional mess and i will predict it will get a whole lot worse. its beginning to have a noticable effect how my day to day life
I know this is normiert-tier advice, but honestly anon the only thing you can do is try your best.
I have a friend exactly like you with pretty much the same issues plus he still lives with his extremely fucked up family, yet he still manages to hang out with the chads because he made an effort to overcome his issues and his friends understand he struggles with some issues.
If your friends ditch you because your having mental/emotional issues they're probably pieces of shit that you shouldn't hang out with in the first place.