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so I just blew a fat load on my McD's breakfast bagel
anybody trying to fuck?
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anybody?
I drink a lot of water, eat my fruits and veggies everyday so it tasted good desu.
Gave my bagel that extra sweet kick to complement the sausage, egg and cheese.
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> tfw no vegan cummies gf
hold me /b/ros
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>Goodlooking but not in a Chad way
>Only 5'10
>Forever a teenager, never taken seriously
Suffering senpai
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girls love men that are handsome but in a non-threatening way
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>>38278552
Nigger fuck off
Atleast you're not ugly
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Can anyone else relate to this feel?
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Got this. What should I listen to?
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>>38278462
>he doesn't realize you don't need SiriusXM to listen Coast to Coast AM or Caravan to Midnight
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>>38278462
Most FM stations have online radio sources they stream to, and it's fairly easy to obtain a direct link to an MP3 stream. Why would one pay for this?
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>>38278516
Commercial free music, you have every station in your car everywhere in the country, and talk radio shows that you can't listen to for free.
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>cucked into overworking again
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>tfw you realize why autists like reviewbreh wear suits
This shit boosts your confidence by like 90%
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>>38278377
Here's a rare Smug Wojak to support this thread.
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>>38279327
Thanks anon, I appreciate you supporting my low-effort shitposts
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>>38278377
why do they?
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Who remembers Aeropostale? And edge lords here who used to wear it besides me?
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damn
i remember the mid-2000s so fondly now
truly a simpler time
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>>38278325
imagine if girls still dressed like the top three on the right
Reply to this thread or your waifu willget blacked[blacked] in her sleep
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>Anon have you ever played wiIly wars?
>Whoever can wank their wilIy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes Iots of milk!!!!
>l beat chinese keith at wiIly wars and when l used his bum later his little chinky wilIy did lots of spurts all down his leg and he wasn't even touching it!
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keith!
keith!
keith!
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>>38278231
this is a dick why aren't you sucking one right now
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Vocaroo thread, because for a wretched hive of despair, /r9k/ still houses some really well-spoken sorts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1plQFJiGQlP
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>think I'm pretty average cyborg
>create a tinder all my matches have ulterior motives and just want orbiters
>research the area with a larp profile
>tfw you realize you lost the genetic lottery
>tfw you realize no one would ever choose you over the chads in the world
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>mfw porn is starting making me feel bad instead of aroused.
How do i stop >tfwnogf
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God is speaking to you, he wants you to know you're not alone.
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>>38278340
>stop watching porn
>still can't get a gf
Hahahahahahahaha yeah I'm not alone hahahaha that's a great joke
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>>38278109
switch from trash 3d porn to hentai
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> i get people to get friendly and close with me
> overtime my self destructive personality takes over and turns them off and makes them think im a weird shit
> tfw the only friendships i can maintain for more than 6 months are because i act passive and understand them, and feel fucking uncomfortable w them
> currently just spent out two formerly close friends and had a nervous streak for the longest ever, 3+ hours
> when i try something spcially it always fucking disappoints and rubs everyone off and i dont even fucking know what im doing that made them feel that way
> im a fucking emotional mess and i will predict it will get a whole lot worse. its beginning to have a noticable effect how my day to day life
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>>38278051
I know this is normiert-tier advice, but honestly anon the only thing you can do is try your best.
I have a friend exactly like you with pretty much the same issues plus he still lives with his extremely fucked up family, yet he still manages to hang out with the chads because he made an effort to overcome his issues and his friends understand he struggles with some issues.
If your friends ditch you because your having mental/emotional issues they're probably pieces of shit that you shouldn't hang out with in the first place.
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What exactly makes a girl a mommy GF?
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>>38278020
Being legitimately more accomplished/successful than the boy and having real power over him.
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>>38278020
Maturity, competence, dresses with a smart refined style. Don't even need to go into really weird babying shit to know a mummy gf.
My friend's gf will take the piss to him and buy him sonic themed clothing and talk to him i na really strict parental manner sometimes.
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Sauce on OP's pic please
PLEASE
>had chance to get gf
>screw it up
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>had chance
how does that feel?
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>>38278101
initially incredible, you feel valued, as if it was all worth it then once again empty, unaccomplished and once again staring at the familiar yellow screen of r9k at 4am crying