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>hehe just get a job or go to school and this can be yours!

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How is this still considered legal in 2017? The evidence is unequivocal. Circumcision massively distorts how the penis works in proportion to how severe the cut is. A natural penis works best--one that has perfectly healthy parts removed works worse. One that is cut tight like pic related is so fucked up that some guys have their dicks rip apart and bleed in their sleep to the extent that they can't enjoy sex and some even attempt/commit suicide because of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ0yzZbhtHs

If there is a medical issue with the foreskin, it is often caused by mishandling on the part of caregivers (such as forced retraction) and resolves when the abusive handling ceases. In cases when it doesn't, or there is some other cause, it can be treated conservatively. Amputation is a treatment of last resort--not something that should be done prophylactically.

The "health benefits" are an intellectually dishonest post hoc rationalization. Even one of the doctors on the AAP task force on circumcision later admitted that the benefits DON'T outweigh the risks if "religious benefits" and "cultural benefits" aren't factored in. They also admitted that they don't even know what the risks are and yet still claimed "the benefits outweigh the risks"--so their position statement is not just wrong, it's literally self-contradictory.

http://blog.practicalethics.ox.ac.uk/2012/08/the-aap-report-on-circumcision-bad-science-bad-ethics-bad-medicine/

https://www.circinfo.org/AAP_in_retreat.html

The AAP position is also far out of line with that of medical organizations like the Royal Dutch Medical Association and many others.

This shit needs to stop.

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>tfw 2013 was 4 years ago

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>tfw called 'reasonably intelligent'

just kill me now

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>mfw i realize nofap actually works

but id say the secret is not to stop fapping entirely, but to do it less than the usual
and DONT fap in the morning

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Story time.
>be me 3rd grade
>absolute loser, couldn't handle bullies
>fell for the "tell teachers and staff" meme and made everything worse, it's a wonder I haven't become an hero
>new girl in class
>she just transferred from a low-tier school in a commune just outside the city
>poor family, couldn't afford a better school, hence kinda poor education aswell
>she's cute tough
>a few weeks in and she's getting bullied too, mainly for her background and school results
>I approach her and try to comfort
>since we're outcasts we start hanging around school together
>we got bullied together, but it didn't matter anymore for me, I became ignorant to insults targeted at me and tried to stand up for her
>really develop feelings for her
>since I didn't really know what to talk and I had autistic hobbies I usually told her facts and all kind of articles I read in geography magazines (no wikipedia at that time)
>fastforward, school ends, summer break in which I really don't do anything because autistic 3rd grader with barely any friends whatsoever
>start of school
>get excited to meet her on the first day of 4th grade
>she didn't come
>got told a week later by the head teacher that she couldn't keep with the level of our school and was transfered back to her low-tier one
>only girl I ever managed to approach, in a way or other
>I always fear and stutter and avoid talking to other girls, even to this day, but to her I managed to get straight to it
>lost contact, all I still know is her first name
I miss you, Joanna.

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I fucking hate hot women. And I fucking hate that they're never attracted to me. It really cripples me.

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Guys, I'm with my gf at the mall and this female worker hits on me while I'm looking at the sneakers and my gf gave me that dreaded

>I wish you would face

What do I do

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How do I get my only friend to break up with his gf?

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How would I go about getting a Southeastern European gf? I'm not good looking enough or charming enough to meet a girl simply by going to Croatia and the women who become mail order brides are often a decade older than I am. What websites do they frequent? Are there any on here?

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why are his videos so comfy?
for reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egtr9JXjNno

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>used to be big into sissy hypnosis but fell out of it
>Friends found out what my trigger word is by accident
>Start to black out and wake up smelling like and sometimes filled with spunk
Am I doomed?

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ive seen today a guy like andy milonakis pic releated with a gf but he was a little lighter and had a more ugly face


this is it lads the fuckin robot holocaust

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This is what the world will look like right before most robots will die.

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>tfw never having been in love

What is it like, /r9k/?