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>>35230075
I must be if I ordered 5 fucking pizzas

>>35230075
How small are they to fit in that bag of yours? This is a scam

>MAAAAAAAAAA, my pizza is here. Pay him!

>>35230051
Its not your money man.. why do you all default to this, you think having money "makes things ok" shudder to think what kind of world that would be li.. (voice trails off)

>>35230051
How are you holding up emotionally? Got a therapist? That sounds rough man

>>35230106
I am emotionally still pretty fucked ig. I mean it was two years ago and home hopped with distant relatives. Weird place because they wanted me to stay there because they knew I was sitting on cash that I didn't want to touch out of disgust

>>35230043
But I want to play on easy mode.

Nothing because the physical world is meaningless, the only achievement we can make is to convince ourselves that a particular thing we've done has meaning

>(imaginary) designers

He's not imaginary.

He created this to be a video game to test whether souls were good or bad, the defective souls get destroyed (hell), and the good ones advance to the next level (purgatory/heaven).

are you british or portuguese?

>>35230017
Sciatic nerve problems laying in bed in pain, penis wont get hard from SSRI's and pain meds just fml

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Do some yoga and meditation exercises.
t. former insomniac who now sleeps within 20~ minutes

People like us need to learn how to let go. You can't sleep because you can't let go of your consciousness. Perhaps when you start to feel sleepy in bed you want to grab a hold of that feeling, and that's a mistake. I mean if you are in a pleasurable dream and you become lucid, isn't the desire to stay in the dream causing you to wake up?


Just let go.

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>>35229991
It's completely normal for text conversations to peter out like that. You went full autismo for no reason at all. If she didn't lose interest before you said that, she's definitely not interested now.

>>35230020
when I say a while I mean over the course a couple months

>>35230045
>a couple months

And you still hadn't asked her out? What are you wasting your time for? No wonder she pissed off. If you don't intend to fuck a girl, no point in talking to her in the first place. If you do intend to fuck her, why are you texting her for two months?

Who the fuck took that photo

look at that disgusting, pale, boney, white "man"

>>35230026
I took it with my foot while balls deep in this ho

That's called marketing. The only reason diagnoses exist is to profit off of mental illnesses.

if anything, it should make you feel better about yourself, verifying your known illness. if a teen, white, good-looking person is still feeling depressed, that should more than verify to you that the so-called happy normies around you aren't always so happy after all.

There's no real reason for anyone to give a shit if you're not at least good looking, so naturally you're not gonna see the people who have literally no redeemable features in the media

>>35229913
I'm not into Lord of the rings, what's the problem?

I played that game it was shit, basically batman arkham lite

>>35229913

my fantasy is that you die. We can't all be happy

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no colored people please

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over 100 humans there stop posting server and get to know them

Pls come to our server pls

Because they are generally less intelligent than men and less IQ translates into more violence

>>35229851
Because children are weaker and smaller and are under their control until they become an adult.

Because they're the only humans women can both mentally and physically manipulate

>>35229730
Still can't beat that fat ass blue Knight in high wall of lothric.
I'm just a stupid casual

>>35229730
The only game that numbs the pain
But it no longer does it at a competent pace
I miss her

>>35229763
You just have to practice your dodges.
You know that your roll gives you invincibility frames, right? You can easily roll through his swings once you learn his patterns.

Try and back up and out of the way for his chain spin and light pillar attacks through.

Turn around and go the other way, there's bound to be a path that leads me to a pretty pink pussy

>>35229658

Bury my face in the goblin king's crotch

>>35229658
Kiss the bulge and swear my allegiance to the Goblin King

>"Dear landlord"
>"There are mice in the ceiling"
>"Please advise"
>Hit send.

>Mice in the Ceiling
>Hey, I think there might be mice in the ceiling. Someone should probably check this out
>Send

>>35229582

Just let them be. They're not hurting you.

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>always hungry, constantly eating
>it's all shit: micro TV dinners, McDick's, soda, etc...
>can't stop stomach growling/hunger farts
>inhale massive amounts of liquids by the half hour
>literally about a liter every 20-30 min
>indulge all of this and maintain a weight of 135-150lbs no matter what
Do I have cancer or something?

who /J U I C Y/ here?

>>35230168
pretty sure you have a fucking tapeworm or parasite of some sort.

Do you get a weird twitching feeling from your butthole when you take a shit?

thats probably some gnarly 20ft long parasite popping its head out of your ass for a breath of fresh air.

>>35229517
I know this feel bro

Original Stromboli

sometimes i'm midway through a song and i restart it to listen to it from an imaginary friend's perspective

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>>35229517
>He imagines playing Kid A and listening to it fully while cuddling in bed and talking about life
>He imagines watching David Lynch's movies while gf is scared and hugging me

Don't even get me started with this feel man