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Anxiety is sign of an entity being a failed normie. It's pretty obvious, yet many associate it with robots. Why? It's probably because those people know, deep down, that they are mere failed normies yet wish to be robots, thus twist the definition of "robot" to their own situation. This creates a false view/thought about robots.

Let's be objective here, for just one thread. What exactly is a robot? Someone who is unable to fit in, someone who was bullied and pushed away ("but someone with anxiety is that!" I can hear you say)? Someone never able to reach a proper fulfilling life, right? But anxiety is solvable, it's literally a case of getting over it. Same with 95% of the cases of depression. Wouldn't an actual robot be able to act like they truly are - thus not burdened by anxiety/uncertainty - while still being pushed away from any meaningful communities/relationships?

Let's just face it. Most people with anxiety will become fine adults when they deal with it. A lot of teens get anxiety, don't worry about it. Everything will be daijoubu. The first step is accepting that you're not an actual robot and that you have plenty of opportunities left. Get that burden from your shoulders.
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>>35106821
How about we start saying a robot is that transitional period between normie and wizard
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>>35106873
That does not solve the issue of failed normies with anxiety thinking they're robots thinking they are on their way to becoming a wizard.
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Better submit your research to the BDSM. They have it all wrong. They've needed an explanation using terminology based off memes made on a east slavic snake whispering forum for years now.

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reminder that women:
>have better orgasms
>have multple orgasms
>have better sense of taste and smell, so we enjoy food more
>have better tactile sensitivity, enjoy massages more
>are better at distinguishing colors and have better emotional intelligence, enjoy art more deeply
>live longer
>are far less likely to commit suicide

How does it feel knowing you will never experience pleasure the way we do? Men build the world, we enjoy it.
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you still make 78 cents for every dollar I make
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>>35106857
more like 98 cents
and I get 10x the joy from it
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>>35106818
The pain never ends please stop reminding me I just want to be a grill

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>local takeaway shop recognizes me both IRL and voice over the phone
>can't go back due to this
>but I'm ridiculously hungry

Anyone here tried UberEats to get stuff delivered by someone else? I'm definitely considering it...
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>>35106809
>takeaway

You bong fuck
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still got to deal with the ubereats guy
depending on where you live the same people deliver the same area a lot
food for thought
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that isn't a bad thing friend
I have a fish and chip shop I go to daily and even though it's unhealthy as shit and yadda yadda yadda the owners now know me so they throw in an extra half scoop for free, and whenever i call to place in advanced I just get, "The usual?" and only have to say 1 word.

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>tfw I'm banned from /pol/ and /a/

Fucking normie boards.
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>>35106684
We banned you from /pol/ for being a weeb
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>>35106684
>banned from /pol/
I wish all /pol/ users were forced to use that bored, so you they wouldn't bring their trash to /a/
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>>35106765
makinga post on /pol/ should result in a 3 day ban on all boards.

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The clock is ticking and your two days of freedom are winding down quick, wagecuck.

Tick
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>>35106654
whoring yourself out to the feds is a worse than a job, neet
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oh wise neet, how should I make the most of this time?
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>>35106709
>whoring yourself out to the feds
Isn't that what you are doing by paying taxes?

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Is there anything good on this season?
I don't trust /a/.
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>>35106651
I'm not a big fan of anime but Canaan is pretty good, albeit a little short.


Also alphard is pretty hot.
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This season made me want to fuck a dragon.
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Konosuba

Oregonial

What do femanons think of traps?
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>>35106589
degenerate perverts who took their sexual fetishes way too far
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Those white American traps look like Mexican women or those semitic-looking women from Southern Spain and the Canary Islands. Please stay within your own race you fucking losers!
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>>35106589
mentally ill fags, there's one that uses the bathroom at my work and between him and all of the Russians who squat over the toilet, shoes on the seat, the women's room is a disgusting mess.

seriously though all transwomen should be killed.

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What are you doing to change your life?

Robot trying to break free. I want to do little things that make my life better.

I've started eating chewing gum after a meal for oral health
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Please respond aspiring normies
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>>35106587
is that really good for oral health?
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>>35106587
do you not brush your teeth

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/fit/ gets one, why can't we?
Anyways....
>go to uni
>in florida, so landwhales everywhere
>really fucking fat chick, comically fat, has a double chin like you would only see in movies
>she's wearing sweatpants today, didn't know they could stretch that much
>just got new desks
>she can't fit in them
>as she gets up out of them they stick to the chair
>mfw
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get the fuck out of here you cocksucking piece of normalshit

fucking sage'd
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>>35106592
is this bait m8?
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>fat and tall
>if I was a fat manlet xl would fit me fine
>because I have an extra foot of torso height I need 3xl or my gut explodes out
Wh-when will they learn?...

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I am going to kill myself in 2 days. Because I have no actual friends or a loved one, /r9k/ decides how I do it. Only restrictions are that it can't involve physically hurting other people.

Will deliver.
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Heroin OD.

Best way to go.
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Ride a dildo and blow your brains out on livestream.
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>>35106457
Die of old age. For the lulz

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How can cowtits even compare with this?
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>>35106448
>tfw you'll never fuck the marxism out of her
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>>35106784
Natalie's a lost cause
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>>35106784
Also do you know what her new handle is

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>tfw 5'3"
>..and male
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>>35106392
So when are you going to get on female hormones? We both know that is your only option to find love at this point.
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>>35106392
>5'6

what are my options, lads? I'm not remotely gay so don't say trapping
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>>35106392

contentoconteocvnteotneont

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How to find a perfect qt like this on the internet, but without her being a camwhore, /r9k/?
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Too lofty of a goal for a lowly robot such as myself?
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I guess it's really impossible then. Oh well.
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I always forget that even if I found one she wouldn't want me anyway.

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literally nothing else matters xd
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it's pretty true actually...

i'm 6'3" very good looking, been addicted to every drug possible, 3 felonies and haven't done shit with my life yet I have a girl that's going to school for biochemistry and is the epitome of a good girl
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>>35106330

I'm 5'7" very ugly never had drug addiction problems, funny, outgoing, considered likable by most, went to school and became a doctor.

Still a KV wizard that can't get a date except with a fatty.
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>>35106250
just because he murdered someone else doesn't mean he will murder me. I can change him

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My chad friend invited me to go out with him and all of the stacys that he knows.

What can I expect?
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hang out and make new friends OP, he looks nice and so does his qt gf
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you can expect them to ditch you as soon as you get to wherever they are taking you

i've done this a couple times, and it always ends the same way
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>>35106163
It isn't worth it. But discover the truth about women and their bullshit through actual experience.

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