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Have you ever openly revealed your KV status to people IRL? How did it go?

Hardmode: Have you ever revealed it to a girl?
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>>35142753
That'd require me to go outside and communicate with humans, friend.
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yep in uni
a really strange chain of events had me end up at a disco with actual people and i got asked.
got a kiss on the cheek by one of them later and obviously bailed afterwards and never talked to them again.

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>Don't forget to do kegels, posture exercises and some cardio today anon! I want that cock in top working order!
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>>35142654
i haev no fucking foreskin lol
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>>35142782
would you like me to cover your glans with mine?
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>>35142654
Fuck off, I tried kegels once and the muscles around my balls hurt like fucking hell for a day.

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How long can post-ironic depression last /r9k/?

When does the point come when you really have to kill yourself?
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>>35142553
If you have the energy to make threads you've not nearly come to the point of snapping. Suicide comes after the snappening
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>>35142553
>How long can post-ironic depression last /r9k/?
forever

> really have to kill yourself?
you never really have to kill yourself, but at times you might really want to.
Losing all hope is hard but it's very possible.

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That feel when your gf goes home and you can finally take a dump. How do you deal with this /r9k/?
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I dont have to worry about taking shits infront of my boyfriend or at his place because of my opiate addiction.


being addicted has got its ups and downs nom sayin bro?
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Here's a (You) just for (You), orangutang
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tfw r9k doesn't help ;;

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>work in a place where majority of staff are females
>have quite a few female friends
>One i always talk to, is good friends with my crush and they go out together
>Let her know by dropping hints i like her, and to another few females
>Know they will tell her, and all my hard work is done and she will now come to me

I got it all worked out
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>>35142490
That, or they will laugh at you as "the creepy nice guy who thinks he's going to get laid by feigning friendship."
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>>35142490
>work in a place where majority of staff are females

Ooo boy, good luck with that mate! My advice, run a mile, women are fucking inept.

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Jessie, your a good dog
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Please don't follow me
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>>35142466
jokes on u I'm a kitty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtGdADuvwtE
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>>35142466
Jessie, you're a stupid cunt. It's you're, not your.

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>>>/i/love>>>/t/hose>>>/d/ear>>>/a/nons>>>/a/nd>>>/d/umb>>>/s/hitposters>>>/w/ho>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/n>>>/m/y>>>/v/board>>>/b/ecause>>>/t/hose>>>/d/ear>>>/a/nons>>>/a/nd>>>/d/umb>>>/s/hitposters>>>/w/ill>>>/n/ever>>>/e/ver>>>/lgbt/et>>>/y/ou>>>/d/own>>>/t/hey>>>/p/lay>>>/t/heir>>>/v/iidya>>>/g/ames>>>/f/rom>>>/f/ri>>>/t/ill>>>/m/onday>>>/t/hats>>>/h/ow>>>/t/hey>>>/w/aste>>>/t/heir>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/ve>>>/g/ot>>>/a/>>>/d/ream>>>/w/aifu>>>/i/ll>>>/f/uck>>>/h/er>>>/o/ne>>>/d/ay>>>/w/ith>>>/a/>>>/f/leshlight>>>/a/nd>>>/t/he>>>/h/tc>>>/v/ive>>>/i/>>>/f/eel>>>/s/o>>>/w/elcome>>>/e/ach>>>/t/ime>>>/t/hat>>>/i/>>>/r/eturn>>>/a/fter>>>/b/eing>>>/b/anned>>>/f/or>>>/m/onths>>>/f/or>>>/p/osting>>>/p/orn>>>/i/love>>>/t/hose>>>/d/ear>>>/a/nons>>>/a/nd>>>/d/umb>>>/s/hitposters>>>/w/ho>>>/f/ight>>>/a/nd>>>/f/ap>>>/d/own>>>/i/n>>>/s4s/chan>>>/t/hey>>>/p/lay>>>/t/heir>>>/v/iidya>>>/g/ames>>>/f/rom>>>/f/ri>>>/t/ill>>>/m/onday>>>/t/hats>>>/h/ow>>>/t/hey>>>/w/aste>>>/t/heir>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/ve>>>/g/ot>>>/a/>>>/d/ream>>>/w/aifu>>>/i/ll>>>/f/uck>>>/h/er>>>/o/ne>>>/d/ay>>>/w/ith>>>/a/>>>/f/leshlight>>>/a/nd>>>/t/he>>>/h/tc>>>/v/ive>>>/i/>>>/f/eel>>>/s/o>>>/w/elcome>>>/e/ach>>>/t/ime>>>/t/hat>>>/i/>>>/r/eturn>>>/a/nd>>>/i/>>>/f/ilter>>>/out/>>>/t/he>>>/p/osters>>>/w/ho>>>/h/ave>>>/d/owns>>>/i/love>>>/t/hose>>>/d/ear>>>/a/nons>>>/a/nd>>>/d/umb>>>/s/hitposters>>>/w/ho>>>/f/ight>>>/a/nd>>>/f/ap>>>/d/own>>>/i/n>>>/s4s/chan
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Nice effort opie too bad nobody cares
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>>35142384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs3C1GNjkdQ&

I can't wait to see what /v/ produces this year
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NOW I HAVE A SIDEWAYS SCROLL BAR BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU CUNT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Do you know who this girl is?
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>>35142361
>>>/r/ now go away please
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>>35142361
she's my gf, leave her alone.
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>>35142361
She looks like she has cancer and aids.

What's the difference between a normie and a chad?
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>>35142353
level of self confidence
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>>35142353

chad is the alpha male on top of the social foodchain, the rest are his subordinates and the betas that make up the normies aka the men that are not total failures and still get some kind of game or at least the scraps the others left over.

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>tried to fap
>stopped halfway
>failed again

antidepressants + long term codeine use = libido lost
i am actually doing /nofap/ without wanting it
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>>35142172
Nothing wrong with a no-fap every once in a while. So long as you can get there like once a week you're probably still within normal levels.
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fap with your bum
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>>35142185
I fap normaly then I feel like I don't want to continue and my boner stops, like I actually came
I have to continue and go past that stage to actually cum

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now listen while i play

my green tambourine
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>>35142162
play along apu, play on
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>>35142162
>tfw this instantly brought back memories of Recess: School's Out
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>>35142189
that's where i heard it from

>tfw you will never watch recess on tv again after school

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I WANNA BE HAPPY.
WHY IS NOT BEING SAD SO DIFFICULT.
WHY I CAN NEVER BE HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT I DO.
FUCKING NORMIES AND THEIR EASY WAY TO HAPPINESS.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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what does it mean to be happy, OP?
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>>35142116
HAPPY
adjective, happier, happiest.
1.
delighted, pleased, or glad, as over a particular thing:
to be happy to see a person.
2.
characterized by or indicative of pleasure, contentment, or joy:
a happy mood; a happy frame of mind.
3.
favored by fortune; fortunate or lucky:
a happy, fruitful land.
4.
apt or felicitous, as actions, utterances, or ideas.
5.
obsessed by or quick to use the item indicated (usually used in combination):
a trigger-happy gangster. Everybody is gadget-happy these days.

Mostly 3 desu.

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>they found the sperm paraphernalia
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>>35142021
no mum i just had flem in my thoart and spat it out into the tv mag
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>>35142021
>sis found the scatlas

IT'S OVER

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>tfw learning Japanese just to play Japanese porn games
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i'm doing it so i can get a nice traditional japanese wife and start a family.
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>>35141888
please be bait
awddadafdafg
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>>35141862
>you'll never watch Gakkougurashi for the first time again
feels bad

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>be me
>third year at technical school
>wanting a qt gf
>everyday at school see a nice first year of school qt grill
>obsessively stare at her at the interval
>not knowing her name decide to ask my psychopath friend to follow her after school to read the surname on her intercom so i can get her name on her class register
>there's no name in her intercom

extra:
>wrong all verbs in this greentext
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sad dude
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so gay dude

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