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>>37294726
The only patrician music types are metal, electronic, classical, vidya, weebshit, or k/j-pop. Prove me wrong.

Low-IQ opinion desu.

You should listen to a bit of everything. High-IQ people like me can benefit from a little hip-hop every now and then. For low-IQs like you, I suggest opera.

>>37294726
tfw just want to drink alone, listen to this and chill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_7PhNr1mco

I was fuckbuddies with a fatty who had her tubes tied. It was nice but I want kids someday so it wouldn't have lasted. That was two years ago and I've barely talked to women since, looks like the joke is on me.

>>37294367
came inside my gf once so far by mistake when we were doing it raw

we've both only had one partner before eachother so disease isnt much of a concern

kids are though so that required some quick plan b

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>>37294367
Birth. Control.

Then, fire the fuck away. It's literally the greatest thing ever when you don't have to pull out.

>>37294240
rude

she will lose the weight

>>37294240

Huh? Are we supposed to know these people?

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>>37294307
not knowing who boxxy is 2017

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>>37294076
>A little bit preggers
>A little bit

>>37294076
some women have no soul
The only thing we want form them is to be loyal and thats how they trat us, then we act like total jerks and they ask why shit has gone so wrong...

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>2006
Anons, I wanna go back or die.

>>37294455
good choice. I'd take it, myself, or 05.

>>37294455
this i want to enjoy naruto again
or just go back to the year i was born and end myself

>>37293846
normies that meme in daily conversation

>>37293846
Thieves, sex-obsessed, criminals, drug addicts...

I've already seen the worst of my generation(21yo), so the next will be far worse.

>>37293846
Furry conservative memers.

>>37293702
Adolf Hitler the looser of ww2.
Shame on him, shame on us

>>37293743
Adolf had a gf you dummy. He's a ducking normie.

Ann Frank might be a robot.

>>37293702
Christopher
oreg

You have a good opportunity here, don't lose her.
Get married and have children ASAP.

>>37293532
Marry at 30

>>37293532
Early 20s chicks are a meme. Older chicks are less likely to divorce you too.

I like being on the recieving end its nice to let go and be cared for but i dont really get it as a fetish. I guess it varies, you could be into the pee side of nappies, you could just find them sexual in themselves. Or humiliation. The more gentle dom and sub thing the contrast of an adult woman being like a child and fully dependent on you. you cant really explain fetishes at the end of the day. Its just another thing you like.

Tfw no daddy bf but maybe one day

>>37293450
You're not retarded enough

>tfw little to no diaper content involving humiliation and bondage without devolving into scat and piss

I know you are not one but girls with penis envy are hot.
Especially if they'd like to sport a large one.

>>37293243
>Good sex just seem so much easier for men
Easier than just lying there?

>>37293243
I did as a teen until I actually started fuckinf girls and none ever mentioned my dick and they seemed to enjoy it so whatever

I had an ex who, once we got a good rhythm with eachother said "omg did you dick get bigger"

Lol no, women's perception of sex is very different from our own

>>37292831

>Drinking beer to get drunk

Enjoy a slightly mild buzz and pissing every 20 minutes

Drink liquor m8

>>37292889
I don't mind having to piss constantly. It keeps me busy. Also, the buzz is actually decent, since I haven't drank in a while.

I'd be getting drunk erry day if the alcohol wasn't making me fat.

>>37292751
A pear body shape is practician taste

My gf is 32b but has a huuuuuge ass fun to ride despite not understanding how this is possible

Just having a pulse is fine.
I swear officer, it's original!

>>37292629
What is wrong with you? Are you some furry?
The worst I did was watch loli hentai.

>>37293030
>>37292629
holy shit nu-/r9k/ is tame or you two are just underage
>download lots of cp vids and erase them ,then download again
>ask little girls on youtube to pose,say nasty stuff,show her butts and upload videos then i saved them
>this still works but they erase them quickly because of white knights so you have to download quickly
>touched my big sis on her sleep and spy her
>spy on my mum in the shower
>once putted my dick on my cousins mouth while she was sleeping
>quit a job i hated and steal some tools then throw them to trash
>killed a pregnant cat because she wouldn't leave my bed
>molest girls whenever i have the chance,in bus,subway,alleys,parks

>>37293030
>loli hentai
>worst thing
Taking the lolipill is the best thing anybody can do.
>>37293783
Fucking neat.
The potentially worst thing I did was to jack off to either one of my martial arts classmates, or my friend's hot sister. Both legal by the five-year clause in Canada.

>>37292204
No. Fuck off you Jewish faggotry spreading shill.

back to r/incel with you

Could you or anyone at least post source?

>>37292004
Most people have favorites, and missionary's pretty much par for the course. So is doggy.

In my experience, most girls aren't flexible enough for the weird shit, and unless you're in a LTR and trying out those positions for the sake of trying them out, it's pretty much missionary, cowgirl (reverse and normal), and doggy. Penetration is just easiest to achieve like that, and they're the standard fare for a reason.

Source: My own unsubstantiated anecdotes

Oh, and that one where's she's sitting on the counter with her crotch level to yours.

>also what's are the top sex positions?
Mating press, doggy, prone bone, whatever that one where she's sideways and her leg's over your shoulder is called, that one weird one where you're both basically crabwalking and fused at the genitals (dunno why I like that so much)

>>37292105
>missionary, cowgirl (reverse and normal), and doggy
This

>>37292004

>TFW you would never have energy to have sex

Seriously, it sounds way too hard, thrust nonstop for minutes, how do they do this?!