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My Crush and her Boyfriend
>Fucked her once
>Miss her a lot
>Think about going ER
What would the Robots do to her?
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>>36389486
>What would the Robots do to her?
What they do best, orbit
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>>36389486
I would shit in her mouth, then dump my piss bottles all over her stupid head.
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Not care about some normie bitch and her flavor of the month?
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I want to go to a rural part of Japan.
As a white person, you have no novelty in a place like Tokyo as there are already many white businessmen traveling there.
If I go to a rural village then all the women will love me and I will be able to become a Chad and have sex with all of them.
I've seen a lot of Japanese porn and my penis is significantly larger than most Asian men.
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bring all the anime merchandise you can. i heard they're really about showing spirit and honor!
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>implying the ruralites aren't even more conservative and hate waito piggu just as much
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>>36389544
Honorably planting my seed into their daughters
>>36389568
They absolutely love whites. I will let them touch my hair upon arrival
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You here that wagie?
That's your alarm clock.
You know what that means right?
Yup! It's wagecuck time!
Time to go about your unpaid morning ritual! Don't forget to clean behind those ears!
Me?
I'm heading to bed here in a few minutes, maybe I'll wake up by the time you are off work!
Anyways wagie make sure Mr. Shekelstein doesn't catch you on your phone again!
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>be me
>never set an alarm
>wake up whenever
>go to work
>sit around for eight hours playing on the internet
>no coworkers
>go home
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>>36389477
Oh god make it stop you nasty NEET I'm this close to ending it all I hate my life, sleep deprivation is killing me but I need to the money to keep up with the Joneses next door.
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>>36389477
Joke's on you I've been up since 5.
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Hey I just turned 18, I'm new a new poster here.
My girl friend just left me I really hate roasties to now.
Also I was wondering, you guys always call each other "anon", is this a shortcut for the word anonymous?
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>>36389447
try harder or delete your shitty bait
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>>36389447
Here's a (You) for your bad bait.
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>they don't realize that making the bait bad was part of his plan because it generates attention
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Also what are those blue numbers you guys are poasting?
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Post a screenshot of them and comment others'.
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bump
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gotcha
evangelion has good music
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>>36389442
>>36390432
i was listening to its soundtracks for a few weeks straight...so good but holy shit its getting on my NERVs now lmao
favorite tracks:
komm susser todd
rei II
a step forward into terror
asuka strikes
she said `dont make others suffer for your personal hatred'
etc.
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>hating 3D just because they're not virgins
>not because they're vapid normie fucks who think and say vapid normie bullshit and aren't interesting in the least
What am I even saying, you guys are all normies yourselves, just a bunch of failed incel normalfags who took over a board full of actual robots. I hate every one of you stupid newfags on /soc/ 2.0.
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check my 7 OP
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>>36389419
I agree with you, OP.
Now watch as they come in and call you either a normalfag or a "sour grapes" virgin
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>>36389432
Nice 2 you piece of shit.
What can you do better than a normal person?
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>>36389325
>What can you do better than a normal person?
fucking kill yourself lmao
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>>36389325
I don't think I can do anything better than a normie. They are better than me in every way possible.
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>>36389358
anything niche you do?
first time I meet her
>Seems indifferent to my existence
Second time I see her
>seems interested in me
>compliments me
>treats me kinda special out of the group
>seems bent on spending more time with me
Third time I see her
>indifferent to my existence
>makes zero effort with conversation
>all of a sudden starts gratuitously bringing up her boyfriend in unrelated conversations
What the fuck? Nothing at all changed on my part?
Why the fuck does this happen?
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should've snatched her at day 2. gotta go fast
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Do all women really think they're hot shit?
Because I think they're bullshit.
Go ahead woman, flip your hair at me, flaunt your cleavage and tight yoga pants wedgie, see what happens. Nothing, you'll be getting NOTHING from me. Why would I just stick my neck under the chopping block of rejection because you think you're hot shit. Fuck you, you're NOTHING to me.
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She's testing if you can out alpha her current boyfriend.
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i've never licked pussy and never gonna happen entire my life. i don't have any hope, just lick pussy and die
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>>36389206
tastes like fish someone pissed on
overrated desu
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post an ad on craigslist
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>>36389277
no it doesnt.......... not all of them taste the same either you ignoramus
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Racism against Asians 2017-04-19 09:05:06 Post No.36389205
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I think that Asians get the short end of the deal. All their successes are attributed to race, and there is no end to the cat/dog eating jokes and L and R swapping.
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>>36389205
the more successful you are, the more a society with a slave mindset is hateful towards you or your successful group
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>>36389205
And nobody panders to them, since asians are irrelevant.
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>>36389205
Fuck off slant-eyed gook
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What kind of car does /r9k/ drive?
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>>36389163
>What kind of car does /r9k/ drive?
He doesn't
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>>36389163
>1992 Nissan pathfinder
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>>36389163
I have a license, but I prefer public transportation. Cars are expensive to maintain.
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retailcucco: Yes, it's a chip edition 2017-04-19 08:58:24 Post No.36389139
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retailcucco: Yes, it's a chip edition
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>middle aged white woman doesn't know how to use a card reader
>short, fat oompa loompa mexicans come into your store and only speak spanish
>cunt on her phone snaps her fingers at you
>old people write checks then take 3 minutes to move out of the way
>people call you by your name
>parents let their kids fuck up everything in their path
>you know all the words to those shitty pop songs that play on repeat every day
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>>36389139
>need to send for a price check, people in line audibly groan and glare at me
>customer argues after using wrong coupon, "im sorry sir, this coupon is only good for New Dove Detergent with Bleach, not regular, can't you see the machines not accepting it when I scan it?"
>old black lady dressed up for church, smiles and calls you "baby". that's not too bad actually, better than the mean customers.
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>>36389635
Old black ladies are my favorite. They are always super sweet and brighten up my day.
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>you know all the words to those shitty pop songs that play on repeat every day
I'LL SEND AN SOS TO THE WORLD
I'LL SEND AN SOS TO THE WORLD
I
HOPE
THAT
SOME
ONE
GETS
MY
MESSAGE IN A BOOOOOTTLLLLEEE
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My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're there.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
>you can't keep being like this, just remember that.
Looks like my family's had enough of me too. Im done for
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I swear I've seen this posted before.
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>>36389088
this is the fifth time I've seen it
they memeing or somthing
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>>36389088
No you haven't. All asians look the same that's why
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>ywn eat scrambled eggs just before the official arrive time of voldemort at hogwarts
y life
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origin op very
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>>36389615
that guy always disgusted me
am i the only one?
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>>36389056
Hogwarts sounds like normalfag wizard hell
Why must everything be systemized and socialized?
Would much rather be a cave oracle who's high on amanitas 24/7 than some wand priss with a gay animal spirit and a hardon for authority
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I feel like I have a menstrual cycle even though im a guy 2017-04-19 08:49:08 Post No.36389039
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I feel like I have a menstrual cycle even though im a guy
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my life is just a never ending transition from absolute highs and the deepest lows. I spend literally hours a day in front of mirrors either hating every inch of myself or suddenly deciding I look and feel fantastic beyond rational levels. supplemented by weeks of me working out to try and get out my funk that never ends. IT NEVER ENDS. I CAN NEVER ATTAIN STABILITY AND CLARITY. I AM ALWAYS ABSOLUTELY AND TOTALLY INSANE.
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sounds like manic depression desu fampai
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>>36389039
Get rid of the mirrors
I did the same sanity will return
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>>36389213
fuck off schizo