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>>36200933
If you're attractive and say something like

>I'm just thinking

she'll think you're being mysterious and want your cock her in mouth.

>no reason, really, it's just who i am y'know

>>36200933
Stay quite and avoid eye contact

>>36200923
move on to the next bitch u fukin normal scum

if you could get that far once you could do it again you normalfaggot piece of shit

Be free.

Smoke a fattie and drink alcohol.

Buy video games and wake up tomorrow to your food still in fridge and money still in wallet.

Woman causes woe, man.

he looks like the guy who wouldn't help me on my math homework

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hey with the right drugs and lighting there's no such thing as /failed crossdresser/

>>36200896

the guy who wouldn't help you out with your math homework was a middle aged tranny?

>>36200780
what is it with foot fetishes? i never understood them

>>36200780

Imagine how much it would trigger people if TayTay married a black guy. I'm sure she's too pure for that though.

Ugh I hate polish...The smell is rancid and barf inducing.

>>36200767
Astrological signs have no bearance on intelligence.

>>36200813
Wrong. Aquarius are the smartest.

Stay toastie roflcopter

>>36200767
roflmkfuckinmao

>>36200764
You say either, "Alright let's cuddle" or "Is that right? Tell me what happened."

If people were banned for obnoxious humble-bragging like this it would remove the top 20% of the most annoying normalfags.

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>>36200789
But that's fucking gaaaaaaaaay

Rape her. :( help me

>>36200759
wanna fist her pussy with snow

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>>36200759
I actually am a femminist, so I'd just talk to her politely.

>>36200757
none because i haven't left the house in a week

it would have been all online if it can count
maybe enough noodles for a gorillaz fap hour

>>36200772
Is your house comfy?

what the fuck
source?

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>>36200731
>tfw too weak and pathetic to ever realize my potential

feels self-pitying, bros

>>36200731

When you think about it, the exact same process happens after a breakup, except it's in reverse.

haha, wait to you learn that they're not all biological but the social constructs are so powerful those traits will always manifest.

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>>36200701
>when you don't fit this mold at all

>>36200701
>men have weaknesses that women don't
?????????

>>36200630
See >>36200579

Say you are not a native but you guys should meet.

I know English and Spanish.

4

English fluently, Irish fluently, French and Japanese badly

>>36200630
well, assuming my english is proficient...

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>>36200615
article
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4389926/Backpacker-refused-smelly-feet-head-rest.html

>>36200615
Fucking hell, he gets to live the dream and then complains about it? All he's doing is discouraging other girls from doing this, what an asshole

What do you think she'd do if you put your nose up to them and inhaled deeply?

God I want to smell a woman so bad.

Not killing myself.. That's something, right?

>>36200568
Jerking it to this picture.

>>36200568
Finishing HiSet in 2 months, will get into CC and the staff of said CC is watching me closely since I'm one of the students with the most potential.

>>36200567
>girls avoid looking me in the eyes

n-normie

>>36200567
>goes to aa meeting
>sit down in circle of chairs
>look up to see cute girl staring right at me
>hold eye contact for 2 seconds
>stare at the floor the rest of meeting

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Nope. It's pretty funny when they get so upset when they break eye contact first that they try to appeal to some immediate authority and you pretend like you have no idea what they're talking about when confronted.

>he fell for the marriage meme

I want to fall for this meme too

I cry every-time I ask a girl for directions! how am I ever going to ask her out?

>>36200468
So it's asian masculinity raiding the board with all the cuck shit, then?