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Why are millennials throwing heirlooms in the garbage?
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>>38923060
Damn she swole.
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>>38923060
I only kept my grandparents historical items. Everything else, I sold in a garage sale.
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>>38923060
Because stufff is shit niggga

>ONII CHAN BRING ME DOUJIN
what do
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Here you go, kiddo

https://exhentai.org/g/1033239/9d35190c22/
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>>38923031
Bring her doujin. Duh
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*unzips uncircumcised cock*

put this in your pipe and smoke it :^)

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>Have it better than 90% of humanity
>Still miserable

life is a meme
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Isn't it all relative? Yeah some people are starving and getting blown up in some African or Middle Eastern shithole. But we have to deal with being complete shit in a rich, healthy society.
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>>38923018
I don't think you know what is miserable my friend.Come live in Turkey for a few days , if you want to know
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>>38923218
Were you anywhere near where the coup attempt happened? I saw vids of choppers shooting people on the ground, it was wild.

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Have you ever spent money on porn?
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Nope, I have managed to stay clean in that regard.
>t. /d/egenerate
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>>38922933
Born in 1999, no need to.
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>>38923003

>born in 1999
>have to remind myself you're not 12
>have to remind myself i'm 22

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I need some clarifications about the differences between Wojack and Pepe

Basically they're both beta losers, but while Wojack is too nice to doing anything bad to normalfags, Pepe is far more malicious and plans school shootings etc? Also Pepe seems to be egocentric while Wojack tries to have a good time with others but fails
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>>38922932
Does Pepe really have much of a personality without context? I don't think he does.
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>>38923147
I noticed he's often portrayed as chaotic evil
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>>38923196
I've seen some people make this differentiation:
>Standard (Wojak, Pepe)
>Evil (Hijak, Poopoopeepee Pepe)

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>Gothic Anal Whore 2 finished downloading
U mad wagie ragie?!?
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>all anal in caps
Time to put that gigabit bandwidth to use tonight. Thanks, OP.
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that's small time
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anal sex is stupid and gay

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How can you not want to be the girl when you watch porn?
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Don't want a cock shoved down my throat.
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can it be strictly lesbian porno?
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>>38922814

Sensi is so qt, used to watch her on MFC.

She used to be a Mouseketeer

I took an online test. Turns out my IQ is 155. It feels good to be a lot smarter than everyone else.
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>>38922806
You're trusting an online test, so your real IQ is probably below 90.
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>I took an online test.
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>>38922806
>I took an online test

was it on buzzfeed.com?

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>Yfw work In queensland Australia in a place called the gold coast
>Beach's and sluts everywhere
>Girls sunbake topless at surfers paradise even though its illegal
>Yfw I get to hand out fines for indecency
>Got 3 complaints last week for it but all of them were thrown out because I was just enforcing the law.
>All the other cops hate me for doing it but cant stop me.

I don't know why robots don't become cops. All you have to do is get reasonably fit and not give a fuck what people think of you. They hate you anyway so might aswell have fun with it.
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>>38922781
Not a cop myself but my spergy friend is one. Police work is very robot tier.
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>>38922781

aren't cops supposed to be super moral and shit ? What are you doing in this shithole ?
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>>38922836
It is. My other favorite past time is catching people with drugs at music festivals. My mate is in the dog squad and I always hang around him and bust cunts with pingas. They always say the same thing 'Come on its just a pinga bra' to which I reply 'Yeah these are just handcuffs bra, turn around'. Its funny taking them into a truck a grilling them for info. The girls are the easiest because they break down from fear of jail and being kicked out of uni, like getting busted with a pill is going to get you in prison. We always end up nabbing the dealers.

Catching cunts for speeding is also genuine fun.

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>have wide as fuck feet
>shoe sizes just get longer, not wider
>have to wear size 14s just to avoid blisters yet there's a solid two inches of empty space in the tip of my boots

if you can wear normal shoes comfortably you are NOT a fucking robot
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>slender, narrow feet
>wear a size 6

daily reminder you can't be a robot if you have big alpha male feet
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>>38922733
I know that exact feel OP.
>find nice looking shoes
>make sure they're my size
>order them home
>try them out
>really tight on the sides
>my foot is a literal rectangle
Is it autistic to wear hiking shoes? It's either that or real autism shoes, they are the only ones that seem to fit.
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My brother.

Where my /duck feet/ bros at?

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How do I get money for video games
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Get a job dummy

Or be female on the internet
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Grow up and realize video games are for children.

By the time you're able to work and afford games you should no longer have interest in them.
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>>38922740
This is great advice.

Failing that though, if you play on PC, you can actually make a lot of money playing free games. The money you make from them can (only) be used to buy steam games.

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>"Anon, what's your favorite band?"
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Kool & The Gang
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>>38922720

what's so hard about this? do you not listen to music? is your favorite artist some obscure autist shit?
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>>38922778
I only listen to anime music, classical, and some chiptune.

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moonman, moonman
can't you see?
rapping Tomoko
makes you look crappy

everyone's sick
of your shitty raps
so kill yourself
like all the traps
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I was waiting all day for this, god bless you rapping Tomoko
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>>38922670
One of your more catchy ones RP :) I read these every day
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>>38922670
Terrible, tomoko. Show your sweaty nerd boobs instead. I bet your breast milk tastes like cheetos.

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.22 year old irgin
>cry baout no gf and want sex with agirl desperatley
>somehow sumble into cute girl who is interested
>get drunk and become alpha and manage to set up date through text for the week
>now so nervous i feel like im gonna throw up


So i never though this far ahlead.


im seriously close to canceling and deleting her number and pretending this never happened.

what do bots
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Follow through no matter what. You need the experience, good or bad.
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>>38922713
>going to have to spend 3-4 hours with a normie girl


what the FUCK am i even gonna talk about. I sitll live with my parents so how am i even gonna get laid? this whole thing seems like its just going to be torture for me. Im literally shaking and feel like my hearts gonna explode
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Fuck it guys im deleting her number i cant go through with it what the fuck am i even gonna talk about? i just browse 4chan play vidya and have a few shity hobbies.

I hate myself but i cant do it.

guess i can't complain about tfwngf anymore. how the fuck does chad enjoy this.

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>Alpha names
Chad
Brad
Mike
Xavier
Alexander
Nicholas
Tyrone
David
Elijah
Tom

Did you make the list /r9k/?
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>>38922649
Forgot Caesar
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>>38922649
My surname is one of these names...

Does that still maek me a total Alpha?
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>>38922706
Hello Mr Alexander

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