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Guys I went to a bar for some reason and some grill bought me a drink what the fuck do I do
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Buy her a drink and talk about stuff. If she keeps smiling at you see if she wants to go home with you.
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Chat her up m8
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>hey
and go on from there
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is he..dare....i say....potentially../ourguy/?
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>>37418110
>black golfer
>worth hundreds of millions of dollars
>banging white women all over the place
Define /ourguy/
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>Socially awkward because of father
>Well known that he says he never had a real childhood
>Didn't date until he met his wife
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>>37418110
>$750m net worth
>still doesn't do anything to alleviate his balding
I guess you have to be Elon Musk rich to make it look as natural as possibke.
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I wanna do urban exploration but my city's boring and the only cool places are full of drug addicts.
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Dress up like a drug addict and blend in stupid bitch
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All good urbex locations that aren't in the woods are sketchy
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>>37418140
Oh fuck that's actually a good idea
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Post things that you've done that you'll never tell anyone in real life.
>be me 15 or 16
>horny as fuck all the time
>always trying to get laid online
>start talking to a guy on Yik Yak
Forgot if he was gay or pre-op trans.
>after a while end up asking him if he'd crossdress and suck my cock
>says yes
>was so horny that I didn't even care about who got me off if they passed as female
>says I could meet him after his practice when he goes home to change
>night when it was supposed to happen comes
>travel to his town
>tell him I'm there
>no reply
>walk in the cold dark for at least an hour
>spooky as hell
>the streets are eerily empty
>still no reply
>give up after a while and go home
I can't believe I went out for a guy who I knew nothing about for him to blow me in a wig. I just hope I didn't send him a face picture. This has happened a couple of times with people who claimed they were girls too. I was retarded back then.
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>16
>Yik yak existing
UNDERAGE GET THE FUCK OUT
MODS
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>>37417685
Yik Yak came out in 2013. Maybe I was 17. I don't remember but I'm not underage, pal.
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>>37417757
Holy hell, where has the time gone. In my mind it's still 2012
And on that note, UNDERAGE GET THE FUCK OUT YOU LITTLE FAGGOT, YOU DONT BELONG HERE GO BACK TO PLEBBIT
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>HURR HURR TAKE THE RED PILL, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!!
I'm sorry, but did you mean the REDDITpill? Because that's what the "red pill" is. It's the Reddit pill.
If you're a proponent of the "red pill", you're a normalfag ledditor and YOU NEED TO LEAVE
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>>37417592
Agreed OP, anyone who pushes this reddit garbage is a fucking dumb normalfag. So tired of his literal redditors shitting up our boards.
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>>37417592
>there is no wage/gender gap, in fact studies show the wage gape is closer correlated to height than sex with a 5'10 woman out earning a 5'4 male as much as a 5'10 male out earns a 5'4 male
>the suicide rate amongst transexuals that transition is the SAME as those that havent transitioned
>african americans do better when being part of a two parent home than a single parent home on welfare
>the CIA killed RFK, Sirhan Sirah tried to rescind his confession on multiple occasions
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>>37417657
Where the fuck have you been cunt
Reddit has been here for a few years, the influx of normans after rodgers shot people was unbelievable.
I don't think many real robots are left, 90% of this board is people nasquerading as robots. This is basically a fucking rp board now.
Can we gore spam them out this time?
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>pretend to be a girl online
>suddenly people seem genuinely interested in my life and ask me how I'm doing
>not sure whether to be mad because women get all this positive attention for free or mad because all these guys are just pretending to care about me to try and get me to send them nudes or ERP
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>>37417554
>pretend to be a boy online just to join r9k discords safely
>easily 600% better to be a male amongst males and be seen as an equal rather than a sex object
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>>37417554
Be mad at both.
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>>37417605
Now I'm just madder than I was before I did this.
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>Can l help you find something?
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Purpose please
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no thank you desu
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>>37417483
Yeah of course, where can I find hope and some respect?
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If you can augment anything you want to your body, what would it be?
Now think about it, can you realistically change said thing? even a little bit?
Most (uncontrollable) insecurities about a robots body includes, height, dick size, and jaw line.
You can get jaw implants by any plastic surgeon anywhere.
There's a dick implant clinic in California that can increase length AND girth (its even reversible).
For you shorties you can do that painful shin treatment to gain some inches in height.
Even if you have shitty deformities like pectus exavatum, or scoliosis those can also be fixed.
You hate the fact that you have brown eyes? well you can even lazer your fucking eyes blue if you wanted to.
Are you clinically depressed? Take a week long vacation to South America and spend a night tripping on Iowaska that a shaman concocted for you.
Too be honest you can pass for being autistic if you're good looking
So whats stopping you from being synthenoid chad?
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>>37417449
Plastic surgeons cost a lot of money and most good ones require you to know a client to get into their sekrit club
Dick implants are risky because you can totally wreck your working penis
again costs money
run the risk of going blind
Either get robbed or end up on ice with an organ missing or all of the above and dead.
That's the reasons why but mostly money otherwise i would've bought my way into beauty
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i dont have any money retard
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>>37417449
The pores on my nose are fucking huge and clog and look like a strawberry.
That's the one thing I'd change.
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The year is 2053. B-Ball is dead.
My name is Charles Barkley.
I am one of the last b-ball stars alive.
In 2041, basketball was made illegal, and almost all b-ballers were massacred in what is now known as "The Great B-Ball Purge."
I lived, but I lost my reason for living. B-Ball was gone.
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I live in teh post-cyberapocalyptic ruins of Neo New York with my 12 year old son Hoopz.
I've given him all I can, but sometimes I wonder if it's enough...
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She loved the water.
I'd take her out here sometimes and we'd just look up at the moon.
I'd tell her sometimes the moon looked like a b-ball and she would laugh and tell me I was obsessed.
Maybe...
Maybe I was.
It looks like her though, doesn't it?
Just... the shape.
Her head was that shape, that... sphere.
Maybe that's why I loved her, because her head was shaped like a b-ball.
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>>37417448
Unironically a quality thread OP. thanks for posting.
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How do you ruin someone's life legally?
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Be a woman and have any sort of interaction with a man.
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>>37417499
dubs speak the truth very origino
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>>37417423
autism in vaccines
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>white people cant smoke weed without getting scitzophrenia
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White people are the best weed smokers and growers
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>>37417214
im black and still have schizo
now wut?
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uhhhh. maybe bitchtits
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Whatever happened to the Amazing Atheist i remember he was big news 5-6 years ago
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>>37417048
He shoved a banana up his ass on camera, then faded into irrelevancy. Now he's running a podcast with his broadcaster making fun of this fat redneck motherfucker every day.
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>>37417048
He does a podcast now called Drunken Peasants. He's still pretty popular I'd say
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>>37417091
Did that actually happen and was that really what wrecked his image ?
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Have you ever been to a porn convention? Is it weird to go on your own or do you need a friend?
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>>37416777
Bring a friend or two. Nigger security guards mug you off, and you'd look weird all alone.
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Probably a dumb question, but is there nudity at these things?
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I think going to one of these is weird in the first place.
The thought of looking a woman I've masturbated to in the eye is weird
>>37417443
I think there are some shows at some of them, like strip teases and such.
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which movie should I watch on LSD
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So I'm going to the beach in not too long, and will be dropping 5 tabs of potent acid. I've dropped 4 before and it was sheer nirvana, and I didn't even have anything mind blowing to look at it, so I'm fairly positive staring at the vast ocean on 5 tabs will be somewhat life changing. Anyway, at night after a fantastic day going swimming and walking along the beach and listening to music, I plan to watch a movie. I have narrowed it down to either Wreck it Ralph or Alice in Wonderland. The stakes are very high here. I value my time on acid a tremendous amount, and if I end up watching a bad movie I will feel as if I wasted precious time which will surely lead to a bad trip. So which should I watch and why?
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2001: an original space odyssey
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I watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas with my mom, would recommend.
I was on an LSD + MXE combo, the carpet looked like a coral reef. It was pretty neat.
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Enter the void
Le Planete Sauvage
Mulholland Dr.
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Stop worshipping Elliot or Varg or any other cuck.
There is literally no one more awesome or redpilled in all of human history than Hitler himself. He sent over 6,000,000 of the brood of vipers, the sons of the devil, straight to hell. You can't get more based or redpilled than that. To top it off, his book Meir Kampf is completely true and mind opening and redpilled, yet it contains literally the most controversial or taboo opinions you could have today.
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>>37416530
I don't worship anyone but Hitler is cool.
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Hit ler is not cool. killing people is wrong unless its in self defense
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>>37416530
He was pretty dumb desu. He surrounded himself with smart people but because his word was law and he had a drug addiction Germany is now just another country in Europe. He could have won the war, he could have won Europe at the very least but his last months were just mistake after bad decision after fuck-up.