ITT: Red flags for women
>she's had at least one one-night stand
>>35144509
Any tattoos and any piercings besides ear piercings.
>she's talking to you for longer than five seconds
Sounds like you're one of those "SHE MUST BE VIRGIN" types.
you guys dont even realise how bad this board is fucking you up in the brain
the longer you call yourself a beta or a robot, the longer you will be one
then you niggers are trying to find comfort in your depression because you don't have the motivation to jump out of your comfort zone
guys, i dont know what to say that will make you understand - but you need to just fucking leave this board.
>inb4 normie get out REEEEEEEEEEE
fuck you. I was a robot too but my cousin has helped me fight this shit and get on top of my game. I was on anti-depressants and heading for a life as a NEET. He took me to the beach and didnt drive me home until I asked 4 girls for their numbers. I overcame my anxiety by just fully supressing my feelings and IGNORING MY EMOTIONS
the reason why you guys fail at life is because you let your emotions and hormones control you. Try this, next time you go out - close your eyes and focus on your breathing - wait for an emotion to come up and dont succumb to it. make that emotion your bitch.
Cmon guys, do you really wanna be reaching 40-50 years old and still being a robot? I dont fucking think so.
If anyone needs to chat and needs help and more importantly FUCKING MOTIVATION, i can give contact info. I wanna help out my former fellow robots to get back on top of their lives
>but im already 27 my life is over
no its not, your age doesnt mean shit if you have the right mindset
Your insight into what constitutes as good mental health is horrifyingly sad.
>>35144528
please elaborate
this comment is not original
>>35144579
You got some girls' numbers, doesn't mean you're james fucking bond. Take your self congratulatory normalshit bait to /adv/
>"Anon, your not punk! And I'm telling everyone!"
I bet you don't even listen to punk music you silly knobhead
my not punk what?
nigga pls i dont want to be punk since Ian Curtis died.
now im a gangster listening to GOBLIN and mfdoom MY HOMEY
How do you feel about strippers?
Are they people? Would you pursue a romantic relationship with one?
>>35144363
>Are they people?
no
>>35144372
What are they, Anon? Some animal different from normal humans?
What about you? Are you a normal human capable of judging other normal human?
>>35144363
>Are they people?
Legally, yes. Ethically, no.
i'm not a racist and i'm against kiling people, but we must agree that the world would be overall better off if all these kikescum jewish animals were purged from the face of the earth.
>>35144358
>The only solution is one I can't get behind
Congratulations you are useless to everyone searching for an answer.
>>35144358
this guy is the anti-normie, kys /pol/ scum
I tell people I'm a 9/11 survivor. I was alive on that day and live thousands of miles away from NY. So it's technically true.
I have a small head. These glasses are small frames even and they barely fit my face. I'm 6 ft tall. Do I even have a chance?
Sure, if it's a windy day and the sniper's not on his game.
>>35144068
Shouldn't you be more concerned about your balding?
>>35144068
Women don't care about skull size, don't fall for the lookism memes. Andrew Garfield has also a really small skull and women find him attractive.
I know this is Reddit-tier advice but you have a really nice jaw, you're 6ft and you can grow a breard so you can defiantly make it if you get rid of your special needs glasses and start lifting and if you're hairline gets really bad just shave it off.
How long does it take to get used to eating less?
You should eat small healthy snacks every couple of hours instead of full meals. Like popcorn, or yogurt with fruit and oats. And drink a lot of water. You won't be satisfied but you will feel full.
>>35144079
Completely wrong, at least in my case.
I lost my chub when I gave up on 'snacking' and instead started to have 2 large meals per day and nothing else. Snacks do not help you to feel full, if anything you start craving more.
>>35144063
Took me a week to get used to. When I'm craving for more I'll just have a water with ice, it numbs the craving. Have tried snacking every couple of hour, but it just made me crave for more.
>"AHHHH anon, YOU'RE here?!?! I NEVER see you outside classes!! Who do you know here?! I was starting to think you never went to parties!!?!"
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up or i'll fuck you up
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP OR I'LL FUCK YOU UUUUUUUUUPPPPPP
>>35143863
isnt that a pornstar lmao
>>35143948
She's the pure smug godqueen of /pol/
What crime do you think you committed that was so bad that you were sentenced to life on Earth?
I wish I remembered...
Too bad they wipe your memories clean before you're born
>>35143658
Tried to usurp the gods.
>>35143658
Whatever it was, it must have been pretty bad.
>be me
>craving a whopper
>i have no idea how much it costs, so I bring a 10 dollar bill just to be safe
>get in my truck and drive to burger king
>order at the little speaker thing, all goes well
>pull up to the window
>it costs 4$
>hand him the 10
>he asks why i gave him so much money
>don't know what to say, get really nervous
>i put it in drive and speed away without my food
>pull out in front of like 4 cars
>they're honking at me
>stop at a red light
>lady behind me flips me off
>jesusfuckingchristgetmeoutofhere
>get back home and order a pizza online instead
anybody else had a similar experience? this happened to me last night.
I can relate lol
wtf is wrong with you guys? goddamn
>>35143589
>>he asks why i gave him so much money
That didn't happen lol
if anything, BcucKs would like having $10s around for all the nignogs that pay for $5 meals with $20
>minority in a white majority country
>born here but going to leave the country in a few months because i can't get gf due to Chad fucking every single of them
>not even education can save me, if you are not Chad or a fucking criminal girls ignore you
>lost the best years of my life, never going to experience young love
FUUUUUCK EVERYTHING FUUUUUUCKKKK
>>35143551
>he thinks it's because of chad
>really it's because he's a tiny dick manlet shitskin
>>35143577
Im taller than girls shut up
>>35143577
Any robot that would rather defend Chad than support another robot is not worthy of the title.
She left me lads.
It's okay, it will hurt much more when you father dies.
>>35143521
Your cat?
alskf
>she
REEEEEEE GET OUT
I'm on day 5 of nofap.
I'm shivering constantly. All my muscles are tensed up.
I can't do anything. Its starting to actually hurt.
When does this stop?
How is this useful?
>>35143409
Onto hour 3 of nofap lads.
>>35143409
what the fuck are you seriously having withdrawals from not masturbating?
>>35143482
I don't fucking know. I just know i feel awful and tense.
I haven't been able to sleep either.
Why did the normies make Sheldon have a girlfriend and have sex?
Because it shows how easy it really is to get a gf and become normie. You just don't make excuses and be yourself.
normies have no understanding or even knowledge to the fact that an incel lifestyle is possible
>>35143329
The answer to these sort of questions is always money.
If Sheldon has a girlfriend, he is more relatable, and then the show will get more viewers, and make more money.
Why don't you just get a cute black gf?
I like black girls but only super black ones. Which is problematic cause I don't think the cafe latte children would look good at all.
>>35143326
Your children would still be milk chocolate, if you're white.
>>35143302
at pic lol sure ats a women