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It's cum bro

>>35483537
I don't know but I must eat it.

>>35483537
Its cum....little dude.

>>35483502
Certainly no reason for you to make the choice for him. Let him grow up and decide if he wants to be circumcised. I was circumcised at birth and I hate it, I wish my parents would have let me grown up and decide for myself.

Why would you even question it?
Oy vey!
Of course you should get it done, it's more hygienic, goyim!

>>35483565
>>35483576
Kick ass anons. I like to see more intactivists.

for a fulfilling life

>>35483498
>no more shame
>contributing to country through taxes
>mummy and daddy are proud of you
>privilege of serving mr. shekelstein

>>35483498
>Why the FUCK should I get a job and work for only $500 difference?

get a job under the table
that way you still get funemployment and you also make money and do something all day

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>>35483485
ive never organized a party. check mate

>>35483485
is it not number 2

>>35483485
>";implying, I care! r u mad?"

>>35483472
I didn't waste them, I was forced by normans into wasting my youth with their constant rejection and mocking.

>will never experience companionship
>didn't have friends in HS
>Just people who would roast on me
>tfw hung out with them because it was better to made fun of than being alone
>tfw 27 now
>no friends
>time just flys

>>35483472
I can only image it being sweaty, awkward, and probably painful for the girl because the guy doesn't know his way around a vagina.

Actually glad I didn't have sex as a teenager. Have stuck solely to oral sex with both males and females. Can't imagine risking pregnancy. I hook up with weebs at conventions and I crossdress for when I blow dudes while drunk and don't have to worry about getting in trouble for drinking unlike some greasy pizza faced and anxiety ridden teenager.

From what I hear the first time anyone does intercourse it sucks and it's never as expected.

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bumping for columbine
skdjh skdfjh

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Looking for the guy who took this picture
Requesting more pics

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>>35484114
hmmm did he post it in one of these threads? i dont remember seeing it

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Tell them out conflicts with your chess team training schedule

>>35483397
Say you're failing and there's no way to get your grade back to an acceptable level.

Honesty is best policy. Worked for me.

>>35483437
this, i had to take algebra class three times. i got tutoring like the last time.

I used to squint a lot but then I got laser eye surgery.

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What did you say? I cant see you

>>35483404
hah, i used to squint, but then i got glasses

>>35483353
>he still gets distracted

>>35483382

>he still doesnt get distracted after used to being able to be distracted
>he hasnt entered the third phase of your brain completely tuning out the real world the second he turns on his computer

>>35483353
Trick for me is to get those thoughts out earlier in the day and then distract right before bed.

Do it dumbass. Why am I feeding the attention whore? Doing the interview and making yourself look good can get you more viewers and will also gain you some respect

Nigga fuck you you have the easiest job in the world

>tfw no YouTube channel to promote my music
Eat shif

Is the interview going to be streamed? I wouldn't worry too much honestly. Just be prepared for some of his fans to say rude things about you.

>>35483287

i've never washed my bed sheets, i've had the same sheets on my bed for 9 months now. i'll probably buy a cheap set from walmart next weekend when i get money.

they are covered in shit, cum, alcohol, food and blood.

it's getting hard to sleep in them now, pretty sure there's fungus and mold growing under my bed also. not sure how to feel.

>>35483287

April of last year.

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>>35483287
half an hour ago

orgiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>35483253
>Bobs
Literally a SHIT tier haircut.

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>>35483253
NO LONG HAIR IS THE ONLY HAIR THAT IS OKAY IF YOU FUCK A WOMAN THAT DOESN'T HAVE LONG HAIR IT DOESN'T COUNT MAN WAKE UP

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This is objectively true. OP has good taste.

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>>35483221
r u gonna be rich as midas anon?

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>>35483221
>Any bots in the Match tomorrow morning?
I doubt there's many docs here desu

What kind of residency are you aiming for anon?

>>35483221
Isn't match day a Friday usually?

>>35483169
I know, tomorrow I get to go back to being paid almost $50/hour to program instead of doing it at home for free.

>>35483257

*gets replaced by poo in loo H1B monkey who will do the same for $5/hour*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElysOuwMqJc

w-what does the fusion trance do?

Why don't they just make a hentai?

>>35483155
>tfw no attractive older woman to rape me
god tier fetish