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I do. I voted for trump thinking he'd cause lots of chaos, hasn't disappointed yet but hoping for escalation.

>>36171161
Yes
I don't have to go to war because I was freed from conscription because of mental health problems but I hope I still die.

the problem with humanity right now is that people just love killing but we haven't had a good old fashioned war for too long
the sooner we get the butchery out of the way the easier it will be to clean up after
waiting longer and longer is going to have some seriously problematic ramifications
so yeah, bring it on. the time for team deathmatch is now!

Easy...go shopping, dinner or romantic walk im moonlight
Or be real and smoke some crack with her...

Get ideas there >>>/adv/ and >>>/ck/ there.

Why do you do this to us
Sage

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Look at how cute she is! She doesn't even know how to duel up properly

What the fuck is up with her eyes? She looks like a fucking psycho.

>>36171238
>ginger
>choker
Of course she's a psycho

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OUT OUT OUUUUTTT! URUSAAAIIII!!!!!

>>36170908
I hope she gets hit by a truck

>>36170908
I'm happy for you friend

data seems odd, not in agreement with other data I've seen

>>36171002
it's the Center for Disease Control's national survey, so I'm curious what the source of conflicting data would be.

>>36171061
actually looking at my go-to source for this I stand corrected, I was feeling overly pessimistic.

feelsgoodman

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>>36170784
someone actually there for me to sit there and talk/care about my problems. been depressed for many years so a breathing human being would be about adequate for me. and im not gonna post a pic cause im not a faggot.

>>36170784
Sex
No horseshit

Good hookers can manage both, unlike 90% of regular women today.

>>36170841
You'll have that one day if you're just confident.

>>36170780

Don't lie to yourself anon


superorigami

>>36170847
there are no straight boys

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>tfw definitely a passable tranny
Looks like I'm going to become a girl (male) lads

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just got off "spring break"

boy when you work 40+ hours a week and attend school full-time, those 2 days off feel like mana from heaven

it'll be several months before i get another full day off

Thank God Spring Break isn't a thing outside of America. I can see why so many American robots go on rampages now when you have such a particularly hedonistic dog-eat-dog youth culture.

Not that Britain's much better, though I'd still blame that on American influence

>>36170706
Why do britbongs blame their problems on Americans?
Here in NZ we blame NZ for our problems

>>36170542
Super Saiyan Big Beautiful Women?

How the fuck is this not original

Just stop for a while.
Or wean yourself off by using progressively more vanilla stuff.

>>36170800
but when I go out in public I see fat women and get a boner

>this happened to me on penis inspection day

Why is the system so cruel

>>36170498
>everybody got a mating partner already
>have to mate with the teacher AGAIN

brb killing myself

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>>36170498
>"Alright class, everyone have a fulfilling life!"

I would 100% date this girl

>>36170599
Why? What would you get out of it

>>36170414
I bet she does good rimjobs. Also I could talk her into letting me dunk her head in a toilet

>fucked up teeth
>fat
>tiny dick

>>36170370
>tiny dick
>below average features
>teeth stained yellow from old medication

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>disabled (missing an arm)
>Fat
>Painfully average dick
>Ugly
>Anxious personality
>Depressed
>Probably a faggot

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>Be me in high school
>Free day in English class because our schools scheduling is shit and most of the club meetings got cancelled on a club meeting day
>Instinctively takes out DS so I can play some Pokemon for an hour straight
>Girl asks me in sincere tone
"What are you playing?"
>I say in the most gruff and aggressive voice I could muster
"nothing"
>closes DS walks to a different corner of the room
>continues playing
The worst part is I did't think it was an autistic sperg move until later that week.
Wasn't looking to bone her or anything but I'd definitely try to apologize given the opportunity.

Bumporegereno

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>nice day for a walk
>never talked to a girl all 22 years up till this point
>spark of confidence
>see mildly attractive girl on a bench
>say "why you are one might fine dame, mind if I sit here"
>she's confused
>I sit and say "It really is a beautiful day isn't it, shame if you spend it alone"
>she gets up
>I slap here buttox
>she calls the cops
>I run away
>she begins chasing me and shouting sexual assault
>some roided manlet tackles me
>go to jail for half a year

Don't fall for the confidence meme

Invoke castle doctrine

>>36170178
Sit on the bed besides him, close my eyes and run my hand through his hair while thinking about the fucked up day I had.

>>36170178
Put bag over head
Cross my self and pray not Aids
Raep whilst thinking no homo over and over

>>36170162
>oooh shiny object look cute

Are you an ape?

>>36170162

I assume you haven't seen >>36159753

>>36170162
>girls
posts pic with cute male
>that adam apple bigger than mine