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>>35339607
We have to pity ourselves. No one else will.

>le reddit post
Fuck off, cuckkitor

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>implying the entirety of the human race doesn't pity itself

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s16vTi1Lu0ov

>>35339596
Normies make pretty good memes nowadays tbqh.
I think the "meme culture" has become a lot more self aware.

>>35340039
>Normies make pretty good memes nowadays tbqh.

Not really tbqh

are you attracted to him?
if so, yes. it's not hard to understand

>>35339618

Not to his body, no.
But to him as a person, his personality, yes.

You're gay

Oregano

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>>35339555
>tfw too lazy to read it

where can I find it

>>35339555
It actually suprised me with how non shit it was

>>35339548
this meme is dumb

>>35339566
the value of memes is not in how dumb it is, but how well it conveys an idea or sticks in your head.

>>35339516
Is that the premise of your fiction short story? Sounds unrealistic even for fiction.

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>mfw invested in knawledge
>make several million a year
>drive a Lamborghini
>hang out with successful movie stars, athletes or business tycoons on a weekly basis
>eat a big steak as a nighttime snack
>tons of book shelves to hold all the books I read every day
>have an entire pond in my living room
>personal gym in the backyard, next to my football field-sized pool
>not a republican

It's all about that health, wealth, love and happiness, pham.

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>>35339516
>married
You already lost the war, retard.

>>35339469
>was actually just aware that he was extremely annoying and was socially autistic so he just decided to keep quiet and not interact with people to save himself the embarrassment
That's exactly me.
Also, one of my sister's friends thinks I'm going to snap, so I guess a lot of other people think the same.

>>35339604
Glad I wasn't alone, I eventually gave up and interacted with people. The only people who would tolerate me were the ones that made fun of me.

>>35339621
I tried giving it up, but its hard to interact with other people beyond a basic level.
I feel that other people are empty and they're faces, though they seem to display emotion, are just blank to me.
When did you become aware of the autism?
Early highschool for me.

>>35339452
Do you fucking cry over everything?

>>35339452
Where the fuck do you live there it gets 60 and how are you wearing a coat without dying of heat exhaustion

>>35339735
>>35339465
he wears it to protect himself from bullies like you

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>social interaction

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD NORMAL FAG

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35339475
Dude I'm just trying to play with people like me, I have no fucking friends.

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>>35339579
None of us have friends, that's why we're on /r9k/

robots have no intention of making friends, 2d waifu's are better in every way anyway

pic related, she's mine and no one else can have her

the day of the rope is never going to come dude.

>>35339387
>Post pastas so other anons won't be able to post them in the future

You realize people just have to change one letter right?

>F-FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE BTFO!!!!
>W-WHO CARES IF TRUMP WON AND IS GOING TO GET RID OF ALL THE SHITSKINS, W-WE WON AN AWARD FROM THE WHITE GUILT ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA!!!!!
>S-STOP WINNING SO HARD, S-SEE WE CAN WIN TOO!!!!! WHO CARES IF THE GAME IS RIGGED!!!!
>P-PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO US!!!!!

8 more glorious years of tears. Remember that we won, and there's literally nothing you can do about it. Stay ass blasted, because when the day of the rope comes, you shitskins and cucks are literally going to get your asses blasted for all your anti-white propaganda and all the people whose lives you've ruined because you couldn't accept the fact that the world was perfectly fine, all thanks to white people. Maybe when society finally crumbles and you're getting your skulls bashed in for being white, you'll wish you had listened, and maybe you'll realize that we were the good guys all along. Oh wait, you won't, because you'll be too busy spreading your assholes for Tyrone and Paco to realize how fucked the world really is. Oh well, it's not like we would have spared you, anyway. l can't wait to see you all collapse to the ground and start crying when Trump wins re-election in 2020 just how you did when he won the first time. And yes, we're going to keep winning so hard, that you will literally be begging us to stop winning so much. See you in 4 years, cuck.

>>35339317
I'd say my goals (which might as well be dreams as a different word) aren't that realistic. Basically I want to own land in Alaska. I wanted to be an astronaut for ages but I realized that the selection process is pretty intense and that my eyesight wouldn't be accepted even though I can just get PRK surgery or whatever in the military to fix it. So I just want to chill up in Alaska, take a trip or two somewhere every year, and basically live out my life there.

>>35339370
Sorry, meant to say "unrealistic". Fucking autocorrect bullshit.

>>35339317
I think having unrealistic dreams are for kids and that anyone pursuing such a dream at an adult age is merely deluded.

Society is set up so that only the rich or the connected achieve greatness. Want to be in charge of a huge conglomerate corporation? You need money. Want to be a musician. You need connections. Want to be a major writer? You need connections. You need to be an exceptional person in the first place before you can achieve anything "near-unrealistic" as you put it. Most people aren't exceptional - most are average at best and thats why people will never succeed if they "dream big".

Also there is great risk involved with having these expectations. Say you raise the money to start a business. Say you convince venture capitalists to invest in your company, or a bank to lend you a sizeable loan. What if you company fails? You're economically ruined and in this society money = freedom. You'd basically be giving up your freedom for the rest of your life if you fail. What about if you wanted to be, say, a major author? You spend your time going to college, getting a degree which is suited to that goal and you end up wasting your years there because what that matters is (1) who you know not what you know (2) how well you can write. Anyone who graduates college can write well enough with enough practice. Also, because most people are average, they can't really write well enough to gain the proper attention. So really, in the long run, its the connections that you'll need and that you'll lack. Thinking as an adult, dreaming big is just too risky when you're putting your future in jeopardy in accordance with the above examples.

Sure, its great propaganda that one can be anything they want when they grow up. But, in the long run, the super majority of us average, non-rich, unconnected people need stability and stability is really the only viable path through life.

>>35339284
They function if you're not fat as shit

>>35339284
>wearing jeans ever

Pants and chinos for life.

>>35339284
MAYBE YOU SHOULD BUY A BIGGER SIZE YOU ATTENTION WHORE

>I HAVE TO UPDATE EVERYONE ABOUT EVERY LITTLE THING IN MY LIFE

>>35339282
Not really. I'll have a bar of baking chocolate every so often but aside from that nope.

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>>35339282
>tfw recently got addicted to candy

not like this

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>>35339282
Who here /soda/

I'm a skellington who lives off of coke and leftover fast food and chinese food

>is capable of getting a gf

>still goes back

Why?

>>35339280
You sound like a

C U C K
U U
C....C
K........K

I don't have depression

>Just choose not to be depressed bro

:^)

I take a bunch of medication and sit in my room with my windows blacked out.