Whatcha lookin'at wite boiz?
One of the most punchable faces I've ever seen
Did this bitch just insult me and not think she would get my whole arm up her asshole.
>>34289690
your shoes are ridiculous
I hope they hurt
>Come home after a long day of awkward social interaction
>See this on your bed
How would you handle this?
I spoon and go to bed with her.
We've probably both had crap days.
There's AIDS on my sheets
>>34289684
Wonder how she got into my fucking room and call the cops
>it's that dream anon lives happily with his oneitis again
>it's that dream anon lives happily in general
>>34289683
>It's that sole dream where anon is happy in
>>34289672
having pleasant dreams is a sign your waking life is going very wrong.
nightmares every night is a sign of a balanced mind.
What's the best country for robots?
>Finland
for robots who don't want anyone to talk to them in public ever
>Japan
for robots who like cramped living spaces and being a faceless corporate drone
>Romania
for robots who want to live with their mothers forever and have it be socially acceptable
>Switzerland
for robots who are really rich
>>34289601
you just said it in that picture op.
>>34289601
North Korea. Any other answers just pander to your soft ways and deepens your self hatred.
i'm a asian manlet with a tiny penis, what do i have to do to get a blonde white gf like this?
>>34289577
Be extremely rich and charismatic
>>34289577
Show her a polaroid of your ass to begin with.
/halfasian/ here.
Move to st. Petersburg, the population there is 60% women.
Otherwise lift, learn some craaazy martal art
Why are women so narrow-minded?
Frankly though, have you ever recognized a post made by a fembot anywhere but on threads that talk about Chads, penises and Shillary?
It's like they can't even conceptualize that there are other things than "muh privileges" and cocks in life. It is pitiful and you should really be ashamed to call yourself a human being as you do that.
I realize I might not be talking about all women, but why won't the intelligent lurkers, who usually keep to the shadows, denonce them?
I'm starting to believe there actually aren't and that all women are petty sluts, in all honesty
When women talk about other things here, you just won't recognize them as women. Your reasoning is flawed.
>believing that anybody who says they're a fembot is actually a fembot
>>34289578
I don't think so, because usually women traditionally enclined to reveal that they are women here on the interwebs, in the hope to grab someone else's attention.
However, once you get out of the fem-baiting spectrum, "poof"! No more claiming to be a woman.
I can seduce and hypnotize, be very emotional and passionate, but only until I get what I want. I want emotions, to drain them out of a man, to posses his heart and soul... and when there is nothing more he could give and there is no way he could love me more, my emotions die and I leave to find another victim. I can always 'come back' as if nothing ever happened, but that other, weaker person can't. He feels lost, insane, empty...
I can easily understand anyone, their desires, secrets, fears... I attract people who can be very passionate, who are looking for deep and transforming relationships, who are capable of letting themselves go so they can completely connect with another person and get transformed. And I do it also. But for a while. Sooner or later (or should I say as soon as I get all there is) I wake up from my dreams and in emotional sense I become nothing more than a cold and untouchable woman with no interest in that person, no desires, no remorse... The story repeats constantly. I'm always the one who decides to end it, the one who 'cheated', the one who is to blame for everything. And my feelings about it? I'm sorry, but I'm not. That's the way it had to be. There is always a reason why two people meet, they both need something out of that relationship and they get it. I have to admit that it does feel kinda strange when you look at the person you were really connected to and feel nothing anymore, especially when they try to make me remember how it was, how good we felt together etc. But for me there is no way back.
I have been told many times how incredibly attractive I am. They say that I move, talk or look at people in an extremely seductive manner, unconsciously, and that's why I attract almost anyone. Younger, older people, men, women... all of them. People fall in love with me at first sight, they find me unusual but irresistible and I have heard many times that I have the most beautiful eyes they have ever seen.
>>34289530
Shitty copy pasta I've seen it 100 times go watch Trump now degenerate.
>>34289530
Please marry me right now honey
>>34289530
So what is supposed to be different about you than every other woman on the planet?
How do I into Jaden mode?
What must I do, I need this.
What is the attitude I must embody?
Be the son of rich fuck and have him constantly praise you for your "artistic" choices despite having little to no talent.
>be black
>be rich
A girl like that is too far gone and only chases that bbc. She cheated on jaden with another negro too
Friday Night shut in edition
>>34289523
first for wishing i was my high school crush
>>34289523
Post comfy Grimes. https://youtu.be/2-aWEYezEMk
first for waifuposting
>mom said gays kissing in public are disgusting
>>34289492
bend your mom over and teach her some respect.
>>34289492
Ur mom sounds based
>>34289492
Well??? She's right you know
FUCK OFF ROBITCH
>best suction & muscle control
>plenty of on-demand sticky fluids
>bonus of a tongue with independent motion
>throat can provide a completely new sensation if you can reach that far
Give me one reason why mouths aren't objectively the best holes you can stick your penis into.YOU CAN'T
>can't get pregnant from it
>men give even better succ
Vagina is a trap, don't fall for female deception!
>teeth
original origami oranges
>>34289474
I've always thought head is better than sex.
apology for poor english
but where were you when gabe is death?
i was sat home bsing 3can when pjotr ring
'gabe is kill'
'no'
>>34289409
pjotr?
>>34289409
It's sad whenever any innocent creature dies, especially if they do so gruesomely, and it happens every moment, but I am glad that they suffer no more after they're gone.
>>34289409
F gabe
Not original because you touch yourself at night
Any fellow hunters among you robots?
Interested in hitting it off in MH: Generations?
>>34289344
yo I play MH, but I haven't picked up Generations in a while. I'd be down for some huntan.
>>34289379
Same here. Just realised how much I missed the game though.
you have discord?
>>34289396
Yep. I need to find my catridge though. I think I burned out somewhere around hyper Agnaktor. What's your HR?
even if i got rich i would have no clue how to properly live life to its fullest and take advantage of my wealth
>>34289324
the journey to wealth is going to give you experience and wisdom.
>>34289324
>get yourself a mansion in a college town
>fuck college bitches who're desperate for cash
>buy yourself a complete home gym
>buy the most expensive onahole
>buy a gaming computer beyond everyone's wildest dreams
>Invest a majority of your wealth
>live comfortably with the rest
>buy all the weeb shit you want
>eat anything you want
>go anywhere you want
>laugh at poorfags
>laugh at wagecucks
>buy 4chan and make it great again
>>34289398
my goal in life is to be rich enough to buy 4chan pass
Holy shit I'm such a fucking idiot
I don't know why this happened but I was taking a picture of my shoes because I like them and I pressed some button and it sent it to this person I talked to on Skype like 1 time everdeleted conversation and blocked
I'm officially retarded
>>34289321
Post pic of shoes or gtfo
>>34289327
Orginal shoes orignal shoes djksks
Who cares? Honestly blocking then wasn't even necessary, you could have just said "oops, didn't mean to send that to you, sorry"