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Anonymous
2017-01-17 05:17:36 Post No.34203032
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:17:36 Post No. 34203032 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no rape scented bf

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:32:55 Post No.34203320
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>>34203032
what does rape smell like?

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:33:59 Post No.34203335
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>>34203320
Axe Body Spray.

Surprisingly not oregona.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:54:22 Post No.34204745
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Fuck I thought you were gone for good, or died. Since you are still living, kys

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2017-01-17 05:17:06 Post No.34203020
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:17:06 Post No. 34203020 [Report] [View this topic]

>chad makes a joke
>everyone laugh
>i make the same joke immediately after laughter ceases
>dead silence
WTF? It's not like their sense of humor could have changed that quickly. Was the joke just not funny to begin with?

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:21:02 Post No.34203100
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>>34203020
Don't make the same joke right after they just heard it? Most things become less funny with repetition

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:22:04 Post No.34203119
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:22:04 Post No.34203119 [Report]

Your comedic timing sucks anon

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:24:29 Post No.34203167
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>>34203020
So you're like a 5 year old that immediately repeats a joke he just heard and expects everyone to laugh at it again?
/!\ALARMA/!\
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Anonymous
2017-01-17 05:16:01 Post No.34203001
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:16:01 Post No. 34203001 [Report] [View this topic]

See guys, fat girls are just like us.

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:17:16 Post No.34203023
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>>34203001
sage

origano

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:20:31 Post No.34203092
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:20:31 Post No.34203092 [Report]

>draws herself simply with wide hips rather than as the blob she is
lol

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:26:44 Post No.34203209
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>>34203092
Her midsection is clearly chunky

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2017-01-17 05:14:38 Post No.34202980
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:14:38 Post No. 34202980 [Report] [View this topic]

Have any of you applied for and received SSDI with just a depression and GAD diagnosis?

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:16:27 Post No.34203007
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>>34202980
I haven't gotten any benefits out of being depressed. I would have to get out of bed to do that.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:17:50 Post No.34203038
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>>34203007
You can apply online though, I'm hoping I don't even have to get out of bed.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:18:34 Post No.34203049
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>>34202980
I got mine by having severe social anxiety. Yay me. I can rot here in my apartment for the rest of my miserable life wanting to die.

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2017-01-17 05:14:09 Post No.34202965
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:14:09 Post No. 34202965 [Report] [View this topic]

>"Holy shit anon you're still a virgin?!"

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:18:43 Post No.34203053
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"y-yeah it just hasn't happened for me yet. I'm not in a position to get a girlfriend right now."

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:21:26 Post No.34203108
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Actually happened to me once with family. That night was the only time I've ever seriously considered suicide.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:22:44 Post No.34203130
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B-bags o-of sand?

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MALE KEGELS 2017-01-17 05:11:05 Post No.34202915
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MALE KEGELS Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:11:05 Post No. 34202915 [Report] [View this topic]

Are you doing male kegels and if not, why the hell not!

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:12:05 Post No.34202934
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>>34202915
>tfw my (male) pelvic floor muscles are strong
>will never matter since I will never have sex

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:12:09 Post No.34202937
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>>34202915
I don't know what they are. Explain Kegels to me.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:13:19 Post No.34202953
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>>34202937
read this friend: http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_60/67_love_tip.html

kegels are very important

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2017-01-17 05:06:02 Post No.34202823
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:06:02 Post No. 34202823 [Report] [View this topic]

>girl starts talking to me
>immediately to dream about marrying and having children with her
>break up all contact in fear of fucking everything up

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:07:11 Post No.34202842
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>>34202823
>girl starts talking to me
>dont talk back
WHYYYYYYYY

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:07:53 Post No.34202858
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:07:53 Post No.34202858 [Report]

My mood improves if a girl even makes eye contact with me

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:11:01 Post No.34202910
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>>34202823
>girl starts talking to me

re? yeah, REEEEE!!!!!

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Age of Consent? 2017-01-17 05:06:03 Post No.34202822
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Age of Consent? Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:06:03 Post No. 34202822 [Report] [View this topic]

/r9k/ I have a simple question for you.

What should the age of consent be? what are the laws in your country? do you think all relationships with someone that's too old end up abusive or like datline? or is it just propoganda?

And how to countries with lower ages of consent like Europe and Japan stand up to America?

Btw I live in Canada and it's 16 here.

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:11:00 Post No.34202909
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>>34202822
16

+ No adult (20+) is allowed to fuck kids under 18

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:12:30 Post No.34202945
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:12:30 Post No.34202945 [Report]

16. W/ Romeo and Juliette laws.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:39:44 Post No.34203434
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>>34202822
15 is fine i m o

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2017-01-17 05:04:06 Post No.34202788
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:04:06 Post No. 34202788 [Report] [View this topic]

I don't hate women at all. I respect the existence of woman as people with their own individual agency with their own lives; the problem is, I don't really care about anything beyond having sex with them. Almost every woman I've ever known on a person-to-person basis has literally been absolutely insane. Why would I want to deal with that long-term? Why would I want to deal with the problems that come with prolonged association with bipolar and borderline chicks? Why would I want to play her games?

I don't care what woman thinks about me, what her opinions of me are. All I care about is whether or not we're going to be fucking, and all I want to do with her is fuck, no mind-games. No sperm jacking, no drama, no fucking ghosting, no flaking, no social games.

Truth be told, I don't even know how to transition a situation socially and escalate it into sex. I've only had sex with 1 woman my entire life. The photo is of me, I also have a big dick too and I come from a good family, so you think I would be doing pretty decent. I'm not into going to nightclubs. I don't want to be a fucking guy shooting off one-liners to some girl who has 50 million orbiters. I'm not into the idea of peacocking around like a fucking dancing monkey.

I know that I'm asking on /r9k/ of all places but... Do you honestly have any tips for me? I'm at the point where I'm considering completely just going the escort route with girls off TheEroticReview.

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:06:31 Post No.34202831
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I have the same mentality as you. I just find girls on Facebook who live somewhat close to me and start chatting them up. Find the awkard loner ones. Just say they appeared on your friend suggestions.

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>tfw skinnyfat out-of-shape liar
>probably have a smaller benis than OP
>banged at least 6-7 women so far (nothing to brag about but compared to OP...wtf)
>they weren't exactly fatties, prostitutes, or uggos either (3 of them were exes)

Either I'm a really good liar
women are dumb as hell
or OP is just psychologically inept

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:17:48 Post No.34203037
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>>34202844
How??? Give us tips fag.

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ITT: post the title of your manifesto 2017-01-17 04:58:43 Post No.34202705
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ITT: post the title of your manifesto Anonymous 2017-01-17 04:58:43 Post No. 34202705 [Report] [View this topic]

>A Kissless Virgin's Thesis

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 04:59:57 Post No.34202725
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>>34202705
God's & Clods

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>>34202705

Sleeping with the TV on: Embracing my place in the machine.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:06:01 Post No.34202820
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Beyond words and actions

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2017-01-17 04:55:11 Post No.34202638
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 04:55:11 Post No. 34202638 [Report] [View this topic]

When did porn become art?

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:42:28 Post No.34203477
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>>34202638
When the cucks got involved

Anonymous 2017-01-17 05:43:31 Post No.34203494
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>>34202638
When white """men""" started taking offense to it.
Reminder: Art is supposed to elicit emotion.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 06:16:39 Post No.34204118
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>>34202638
source? reverse serach was not helpful

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 04:52:11 Post No. 34202583 [Report] [View this topic]

I got bullied off of grindr

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 04:53:25 Post No.34202606
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How did you get bullied off grindr lmfao

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>>34202606
they said i dress bad and that im ugly

Anonymous 2017-01-17 04:56:36 Post No.34202668
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>>34202655
How many people said that

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 04:51:43 Post No. 34202573 [Report] [View this topic]

How would you feel you if you saw me wearing this very subtle shirt hinting at my sexual orientation?

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 04:53:54 Post No.34202618
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>>34202573

I don't see the message that you're making with said shirt, and even if I did couldn't really give two shits.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 04:54:37 Post No.34202627
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>>34202573
i would feel aroused and i would laugh at you and call you a faggot~

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>>34202573
I'd try to get you alone then kiss you and call you a faggot, provided you're cute
Also I assumed we're at a party.

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Weird Fetish 2017-01-17 04:50:08 Post No. 34202548 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm into one of the weirdest fetishes I can think ok. Cartoon characters hurting their big toes and having it swell and turn red. Can anyone help me with some examples?

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