Am I the only dude that hates fembots? For you to be a fembot, you'd have to be massively autistic, ugly, unhygienic and even then there's some guys willing to fuck you or have a relationship.
Fuck you fembots. I go to the gym, I chew massive amounts of gum, I take care of my body and only heat healthy. I show off my six packs to my friends..and I also act massively autistic and unable to respond to compliments or thank kindness without being insecure. Something fembots would never know.
>>35290495
They're quite annoying op. But they're not going anywhere. Too many thirsty "robots" on this board feed them attention
>>35290538
Thirsty for what? The odds of a fembot being close to your location is really low
>>35290538
Why do women have to fucking ruin everything? It's like they hate the idea of men enjoying ANYTHING more than their company so they have to force themselves in because to them it's always about "ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEE". And there's ALWAYS these weak, pathetic betas ready to validate these narcissistic sentiments in their pathetic hopes of getting their dicks wet. I HATE ROASTIES I HATE FEM""""""""""""""""BOTS""""""""""""""" BUT MOST OF ALL FUCK ORBITERS. THEY NEED TO BE FUCKING SHIPPED TO DEATH CAMPS AND SYSTEMATICALLY EXECUTED
Face it. You'd be much better off if you didn't have so much time to think.
>>35290467
That's why I got a job and a girlfriend, and started using mind altering substances.
Anything to get me away from long stretches of time thinking in my normal mindset works wonders for my happiness levels.
>>35290488
LEAAAVE NORRMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35290467
>tfw too dumb to overthink things
>mfw i haven't had my coffee yet
omg like dont even talk to me until ive had my coffee XD
>tfw addicted to caffeine tablets
400mg caffeine a day and a ton of alcohol at night and life is still unbearable
>>35290473
Came here to post exactIy this
should we try posting phone numbers, i'll go first
>>35290436
8675 309
originaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllo
then go my dude
>>35290436
I would I wouldn't mind texting you guys
I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK
I DONT WANNA
I DONT WANNA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sorry, wagie, rise and shine so you can keep paying my bills in taxes
>work in 45 minutes
>its a busy restaurant so its gonna be fucked tonight
>just wanna get stoned and watch gook cartoons
I havent gone to work for 1 week.
im probably fired
boss kept calling everymorning and lunchtime but it went straight to voicemail.
Also I have no money so Im just waiting to die rn
The bush is key to a good feminine body. Discuss
>tell my gf (who is normally shaven) to grow her pubes out
>she does for a few weeks
>looks immaculate
>ask her to send pics of pussy
>she hesitates
>pubes shaved off
FUCKING RUINED
>>35290306
This is some patrician taste anon.
>>35291262
I've always feared if I ever got a gf she would do this due to society pressuring girls to think pubes are gross/unattractive. Damn shame considering pubes actually help keep pussies clean and they're incredibly sexy to boot.
Anything wrond with this?
Why don't you just choose to be happy, /r9k/? After all, it's your fault you're not. You chose not to be happy.
quotes like these are always funny since it allows normalfags to justify their just world fantasy about how it's all our fault we're here
>>35290267
Thanks Ralph. Truly inspiring.
OP go eat glass.
>>35290267
This quote assumes that you already have a fixable mind and body, completely eliminating the result from being genetics. What a dumb and naive sentiment.
Are the kind of girls who would have a tinder account even worth dating in the first place?
tinder isn't for dating
>>35290235
>>35290223
It's all bots, it's just a meme into fooling you into installing this scammy app.
How do I work up the courage to message first, /r9k/?
>>35290220
how do we know they're real?
get drunk. Women are wetting themselves when i am texting them drunk.
>>35290220
drink a bit beforehand
There's always something bigger and greater than a thing, of which it is a part. If there were a progenitor from which any of this were derived, I don't think it would be any use to describe it anthropomorphically. More likely it would be the body of a thing, itself alive, in which we are an extremely minute piece--much like the symbiotic bacteria that live in our bodies, but even smaller.
HEY LOOK AT ME IM A TRIPFAG
IM TRYING TO CREATE A FOLLOWING ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD
>>35290232
Someone once said OP was actually a mod on this board. So SAD! if true.
My bitch is bad and boujee
Cooking up dope with the uzi
Why are men so obsessed with sending women unsolicited dick pics?
Implying we talk to women .
Shoo shoo
You're asking the wrong people. T.Super original commentor.
>>35290113
i dont know anonxd
>high school bully keeps trying to reach out to me and see how im doing
Tell him you work for the cia now and you're tracking his IP as we speak, you're dead kiddo, etc...
>>35290061
>tfw hs bullying was a better time in my life
>>35290061
tell him the truth. tell him when you kill yourself, your death will be in his conscience until he dies.
>Practice wife got pregnant with our second child
Ughhh... I'm just as depressed as you guys now desu
>>35290047
time to divorce and get the real one
Why are you letting an infant dictate your life?
Like wtf just kick it's head in you pussy
>>35290121
I can't. We discussed it and she said it would make her sad
>>35290148
That's what happened to the first one. I didn't feel fully prepared after that one died.
>this board is even more depressing during daylight hours
>>35290040
Why do you come here if it brings you down?
>>35290040
that's because during daylight, all the normans are off to work or school
>>35290040
>daylight hours
>on a website
nigga please
First time on /r9k/
>pic related, cause I'm trash
>>35290035
so where'd you go wrong in life?
>>35290056
I was born, where else did you think I went wrong?