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What did you do today, robots?
This was my day:
>wake up at 9 AM to gf asking me if I'm going to sleep all day
>get high with gf on the living room couch and discuss many important topics, ie what her favorite kind of donut is (we never figured this out) and have I ever seen a platypus irl (I haven't)
>cap off our couch discussions by drawing 10 minute portraits of each other
>go to local german deli place for lunch and order random thing in german + sauerkraut
>watch gf almost accidentally buy head cheese
>play tennis (badly) with gf, who wins (she always wins)
>return to gf's apartment, get high again
>watch two episodes of Portlandia
>have sex for an hour, cuddle for an hour afterwards
>eat leftovers for dinner
>go to work, flirt with coworker, flirt with customers, get $20 tip
>go home and drink beer + play videogames
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I cleaned my room a bit and worked out for 20 minutes while I logged onto wow
watched GDQ all day
pothoshopped some documents for a work acquaintance
Grinded out four levels in Nostalrius(Elysium)
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>>34155138
>>watch gf almost accidentally buy head cheese
fuck off
headcheese is DELISHOUS
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>>34155138
>worked a little on a program im writing
>did dishes
>watched football with my grandpa
>ate dinner
>watched another football game with grandpa
>now typing this
not that bad of a day.
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>feeling depressed decide to see what's on /r9k/
>page 1
>scroll down
> rate threads, people complaining about their girlfriends, fembot/femanon threads, racebait, and trannies.
fuck all you failed normie faggots, I can't even have my own safe space without you normans ruining it, and I can't even leave it because it's my only form of social interaction.
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I'm a girl btw
Orebdjdhdjdb
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>>34155242
>thread gets no (You)'s
>"I'M AN GRIL GUYS"
>heh
you're no better than the people you described in your post. suicide seems like the best option here.
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>>34155362
That wasn't OP dumbass
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Do you know why I pulled you over, anon?
It's because you're on this board and you haven't even posted what song you're listening to right now.
Now post it, no matter how embarrassing or shitty it is, or I'll make you relive all your painful high school memories.
Also, no cheating, punk.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrFsNt8XRKc
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>>34155062
Forgot to post song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3aLqKnTuHs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8EzvK7gcyA
cause im sad and i like listening to sad music
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If you had a daughter and she told you that there was a "weird boy" that followed her around in school all of the time, how would you respond?
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>Thats weird I sent you to an all girls school, security should be notified
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>>34154994
Get that disgusting piece of metal out of your fucking face. I didn't raise you to be vapid trash.
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>>34154994
I'd remind her to move behind her jab and don't forget to kick him in the pills.
Where the hell do you find hookers now that backpage has been shutdown?
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eccie is pretty good. Much safer than backpage too
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>>34154948
Dafuq you mean senpai?!
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>>34155052
used to be a nifty website for finding hookerz called backpage, the gubnint shut it down tho
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You're fucking your gf in the ass and this happens. What do you do?
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fry that shit and eat it like chicken
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>>34154904
women are fucking disgusting
normies man how do they do it
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Put it back in
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Have you praised your waifu today?
This post is original.
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>>34154865
Yes but I hate that other people might be praising the same girl.
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>>34154865
I know I get shit for it but I love her. She is my wife!
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>>34154913
Why would you get shit for it?
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Current song thread?
Good shit right here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma9I9VBKPiw
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>>34154816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoA2yylUGWE
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Gregory Alan isakov..he is kind of a robot.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qWuLbjyf950
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>>34154899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3gnxO8bUxQ
ayy i was just listening to him earlier today. this song. cheers
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>Don't be mad, anon. It's not cheating if it's with another girl!
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>>34154728it isn't though, I'd only accept a virgin gf but I'd be perfectly fine if she was with another girl in the past or wanted to continue to fuck other girls as long as she let me watch and/or video'd and told me about it
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>>34154728
Both better be sucking on my knob then.
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>>34154728
These are both guys that look like girls
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You will have the chance to perfectly perform any song in front a large audience. You will be given very talented musicians to perform with you if you desire.
What song do you play?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB2yiIoEtXw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYKmDxENtto
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https://youtu.be/T5gNDr7E_vk
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Why are you not developing a censored porn fetish and becoming a true patrician?
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>>34154610
Got better things to do
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>>34154625
>>>/r9k/
THIS was original
Really makes me ponder
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>>34154610
I-is this really the patrician fetish? I though cute cat girls(male) were
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>Yo geekboy, we've been struggling with our Differential Equations class lately so we decided that you're going to be tutoring us. Meet us in the library at 4pm today, or else.
How do you respond? Will you help them?
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>>34154526
only if you teach me common core first
is common core more effective than my ancient methods? i want to teach myself but i must know
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I'd tell these cruiser weights, to cruise and wait. Let me tell you something, brother.
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>>34154526
kek fucking brainlets
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You're spending another Saturday night alone and you're bitter, and why? Because you haven't asked out any women. Have you tried at all anon?
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what the fuck is wrong with you
get a life you loser
holy SHIT
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>>34154489
No. No vagina can compare to the sweet release of opioid painkillers.
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>>34154493
OP you just got BTFO
Stop posting Laci
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>have sexy coworker
>flirts with me at work and via snapchat
>her 21st birthday is Monday and she is having a party tonight
>invites me to it
>I get drunk before it
>she never sends me address tonight
>I text her a bunch and try to get address ( really drunk)
>eventually her beta boyfriend texts me his pictures and tells me they they are good without me
>never go to party
What is my move tomorrow? I could totally beat up her bf by the way.
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did you know about the said beta bf? and lad why would you get THAT drunk. But if that dude is that defensive and shawty is giving you signals he probably realizes he is high cuck risk
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>>34154520
ive never met him but I did know about him, She never mentioned him though. Man I only got so drunk because I was with my friend who is a huge alcoholic and matching him is hard. Yeah he is a huge bitch and I can take his girl, but I do think I kind of fucked up tonight. I would love a game plan for tomorrow
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someone give me a plan!
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Serious question here, I'm not trying trigger anyone here.
Do any of you have any friends or know anyone who has committed suicide? Do you feel at times that you are close to wanting to commit suicide?
The absurdity of everything is too much to bear. No matter how good my life gets, no matter what happens in my life, it boils down to pure absurdity. Every single thing that I've ever done in my life, all of the constructs that I've created to give my life purpose, were all created in order to create a subjective meaning in an absurd world.
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Any empty space moment I have where I'm not listening to music or a podcast or watching a tv show or right before I go to sleep. Always in that mili-second I think about killing myself. I say let's just get it over with, but I probably will never do it. It seems like to me I'm playing the video game called life on hardcore mode. I have to suffer, I'm not a masochist but that just the way it is. I'm living only to be some sort of fuck you to the universe. My death's going to be random or poorly dragged out but not my hands. I'm rambling like a horse's ass. Let me log out of my tumblr.
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>>34154409
I'm guessing you've read The Myth of Sisyphus? I probably interpreted it the wrong way, but it's made me realize how privileged I am to be able to commit suicide at any time I want. While Sisyphus managed to find happiness in pushing the stone up the hill, he is forever doomed to that stone. If at any point in my life, I don't find happiness in pushing whatever my stone may be, it's calming to know that I can leave this life at any time.
I feel you though, I don't really see a point in staying alive much longer. I'm so tired and there is no real reason for me to keep going.
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Yes, it was back in highschool and he was a freshman I met through marching band (I was a sophomore back then). We were pretty good friends and we'd laugh at all the same nasty fucked up shit together which was pretty rare considering everyone else at HS was all PC and shit. Towards the end of the season before thanksgiving, he asked me if he should kill himself and being the depressed le edgy kid I was, I said yes. Turns out he wasn't joking and actually shot himself in the head during thanksgiving break (though the administration said it was an accident). He would talk about how life was meaningless pretty often but all of us thought it was a joke and didn't catch the signs.
Ultimately I still wish he was here and I'm sure there are plenty of people who feel the same way for you too. I feel like a depressed piece of shit pretty often myself but I always have moments soon after that remind me why I keep getting up from bed in the morning.
Sorry if this doesn't make sense, I'm just a lurker and I think I have something to offer.