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Born in 1996
>never owned a yu gi oh deck
>never played vice city
>never played runescape
>never had a ps2
>never liked blink
>only watched sponge bob out of those four cartoons
>don't even know what the other two things are

Shit picture.

>>36168939
Born in 1993 class of 2011 I remember all of this but I guess I'm not an early 2000's kid

>>36168939
This pic looks like too normal faggotish.
>"wwhhhhaaaa I I miss ps2 S damn much :((("
You know what I mean ?

Stop being ugly right now. post nudes to prove you're not.

>>36168557
by being my gf if you're not fat and don't have a dick

>>36168587
>stop being ugly
how do I do this?

>>36168364
And he had to sit next to an r9k autist.

>>36168364

Can you share the story?

>>36168403
was on a flight from Singapore to Seoul. This fuck comes peacocking in wearing the tightest fitting tanktop immaginable. He's so big he can't fit through the plane door and has to turn himself sideways.

He can't fit in his seat really, and deliberately seems to spread himself out so I'm crushed up against the window by his shoulder

He takes 1235252352 selfiefs in his seat and constantly waits for people on the airplane to make comments to him.

At the end of the flight he stood at the exist to the gate and took pics with a line of girls and (I assume) gay men that had formed. He shook my hand as I walked by and crushed my wrist

He was either autistic and didn't understand how rude he was being or was a rudefag

>>36168091
how do you know he bought a gold necklace?

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>>36168091
>someone paid 1500 bucks for a sonic totem

>>36168123
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonic_Totem just taking the CWCki's word for it, plus I wouldn't put it past Chris at this point

>>36166447
I wonder if it would be comfy to live in Iceland.

>>36166447
Its probably the only country NEETs are better adopted to than most normies.

>>36166447
Iceland is going to fuck itself if it gets too liberal.

Excluding my mother:


March 24 2017, asked my brother's GF what kind of ties he doesn't have
>I'm not sure about specific colors right now, but I know he really wants solid colors. All he has are patterned ties"


Apart from this, 10/28/2016 from my landlady

>yo can you tell me the name or address of the photo place?

that was like 10 minutes ago, this qt stacy/alt normie girl from work asked me yesterday if i wanted to hang out, now i think she's going without me

i didn't even ask her, she said it to me because some other girl at work was talking to me, why do girls have to fight each other for attention, i feel like a human shield in syria

>Yeah Jesus that woman ages me like 10 years each time she pulls this shit. God you were completely fucked I actually felt like I was the one taking advantage even though you were the more "active" one. I was thinking I can't kiss him now he won't remember it tomorrow.

5 minutes ago

it is big secret
no one has ever hear it
and never they will

Pissing
I'm not into golden showers that much, but watching someone pee gets my dick diamonds.
No I don't think anyone has ever copped that that's what I'm into.

Will post random story cause I'm in the mood
>Halloween
>sister has friends over for sleepover, I'm chilling on my own
>Dad and I go for a walk around the estate for fresh air
>two girls pass us, ask for a smoke, sorry no
>as we walk away, I glance back and one girl looks like she's going to piss against the wall
>[boner engage]
>tell Dad I'm tired and wanna go home, really just wanna jerk off
>walking back and pass a different group of girls
>one girl, dressed as Wonder Woman, coming out of the bushes pulling up panties
>rock hard now
>finally get home and cum in like 2 seconds thinking about it

>later that night, lying awake
>sister's dumb friend needs to pee, won't come upstairs cause it's dark
>here girly squealing and giggling
>get up the next morning and the girl has "spilled her drink on her pajamas"
>catch knowing looks between the girls
>have to jerk off again
Thanks for reading my blog.

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>>36165805
Being kidnapped by a man who forces me to crossdress and treats me like a housepet. He would dote on me, pat my head, and treat me like I'm incapable of doing anything without assistance. Any attempt at resisting would just be playfully laughed off and I'd be kept in a cage when he wasn't around, at least until all the affection/positive reinforcement causes me to develop stockholm syndrome and I fall in love with my new owner.

...bad personality?

>>36165616
>looks don't matter as long as you have a good personality

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE M8

>>36165616
>a good personality
What did she mean by this?

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>>36165574
ISFJ
im not very smart anon

>>36165574
5w4 INFJ griffinclaw masterrace

>>36165574
INFP, fucking hate SJWs because they try to ruin muh vidya

>>36165208
Bumping for the belly

>>36165208
Another bump 4 a belly

>>36165208
Bump 3
Orkejkqkalfofk

>girl has black skin, like nigger black but totally white features and angelic body
>masturbates with a pink dildo then some dude walks in and starts eating her out
>vid ended mid scene for some reason
>it all takes place in what looked like a refurbished basement

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>>36163948
>jav
>girl in princess outfit
>two men in horsehead masks and white undies approach and start creepily touching her and flicking her nipples
>strip and fuck
>nut_button.jpeg

Tfw all my lost porn vids are too generic to describe

>>36161545
heh xD ya, wow . . hm rly makes u think

>>36161545
>here's a man treating me like a human being, and I'm just here like "why won't he fuck me?"
Because he's been brainwashed to think coming onto you is rape. Just kiss him ffs.

>>36161545
Rough. Is there any chance of him liking you back ever?

>>36159297
still trying to perfect that one

i can make a lot of different type of noises ranging from rape to bird sounds

>>36159297
>constantly aware of my surroundings
>aware of my body

the 2nd one is making me go insane

>>36159297
I do this too
Its like some kind of autism superpower to make up for how shit our lives are

>>36158561
im 18 y/o no gf. My best friend got one and i barely can hang out with him. every weekend this bitch comes to him. What to do? I blocked her because she was writing to me things like "im hungry" "hug me i feel bad". It pissed me off. Was it right to block her?

>>36158879

Wait, your best friend's girlfriend is texting things like "I'm hungry"?

Why? Why would she tell you that she's hungry?

As to hugging her, that is strange. Did you ask her what was up with her questions?

>>36158921
yes and she was like "i write like that to everyone"
I told her its not normal to me. Then she was like "im not gonna change" and then i blocked her.
shes a gf of my best friend. Its not comfortable if she text me like that

>>36158223
>tfw no bf to kill yourself with

>>36158310
My goal is to make you gay
Tell me exactly what I need to do to make this happen

>>36158317
I don't understand
I'm already gay