>tfw no ANTIFA gf
Why even live?
>roommate is DUDE LMAOing in his room
>and listening to Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon at the same time
So at my company anniversary party I was just voted the 'most eligible bachelor'. I'm an unimaginably awkward 27-year-old virgin and a diagnosed aspie, but I'm conventionally attractive with a good job. What the fuck do I do here? It's a company of 18 so pretty close-knit. So I can't use my title to get the bitches...
You could use your quads though. But seriously though, I wouldn't take that to heart. It was probably a joke to make fun of the fact you'll be forever a virgin and without a gf your whole life.
Horror movies are kinda fun desu. Usually the acting and storyline are shit but they are still fun to watch. You guys are my home board so I wanted to know if you had any good recs
Single and independent women have all the rights to dress the way they want or fuck how many guys they want.
No woman is a slut, just like no man is a "slut" for fucking many women.
I have the right to smear my own shit on my chest and face and walk around in public like that.
But if I called you an asshole for not liking that, would you take me seriously?
Sluts are gross, deal with it.
Today I went to my local grocery store, intending to finally get a job and stop being a worthless NEET. I don't even care about the money that much, I just need something to fucking do. I stood around outside for about 15 mins but I couldn't work up the nerve to go in.
I'm going to try again tomorrow, motivate me /r9k/
>tfw watched too much NHK ni Youkoso!
>retracing Sato's steps in order to acquire a Misaki
>thanks for bringing me and my boyfriend chad to dinner!
>can you pay the dinner and bring us home?
>thanks anon! you're the best!
>hey anon what are you-OH GOD IS THAT A GUN?!?!? OH MY GOD CHAD HE'S GOT A-
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>OH MY GOD MAN PLEASE DUDE I DIDN'T-
>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Well lads, I'm finally gonna do it. I'm gonna ask our this cute girl!
What advice can my robots give me? Cyborgs also welcome, normies preferred
here's the best dating advice I ever got anon: don't get your hopes up.
it sounds like bad advice at first, but dating should be about whether you have fun together in the moment. that's hard to do if you've built this girl up to be something in your head, or if you're super nervous to make a good impression. just go to the date with no expectations and it makes things much more fun :)
why don't you just get a boyfriend? they're the biggest bros.
>best friend begins cross-dressing
>make it clear I find it gross but will tolerate it
>still enjoy playing video games with him
>he starts making gay jokes
>touches my knee
>reflexively bitch slap him
>tell him he's a disgusting faggot and needs to get out
>cut all contact for 3 months
>learn today he killed himself
Damn, I feel a little bad
How many times does this get posted a day?
The universe is deterministic, right?
is borderline personality a meme disorder? do they just make you talk to a therapist if you want to fix it?
Would you settle for plain jane?
thinking of giving up the dream girl and finally talking to some chicks
I figure the only way to actually find a wife in this day and age is to scope out the old fashioned ones
Post in this thread if you are STONE COLD SOBER. And not drunk, whatsoever.Meanwhile here is a picture of an rare angle of "Wall Kicks Will Work" on the backside of Cool Cool Mountain. I think this is a neat angle in the level as its off on the back side.
How are you going to avoid overdosing?
I got a bottle after having a dental procedure done. My dentist told me I would be in a lot of pain and would need them but when I got home there was absolutely no pain.
I took them anyway. The feeling they gave me can only be described as perverse. How much of a narcissistic normalcunt do you have to be to think you deserve to feel that perverse sense of pleasure throughout your body.
>be friends with a semi qt goth
>talk for a while
>start dating eventually
>slowly increase my power level
>eventually go full redpill
>now have nazi goth qt GF
feels good man.
anyone you've redpilled robots? How'd it turn out?
>no friends or anything because of my antisocial personality disorder
>the only female i have contact with is my mother
>redpill her all the time
>shes already aware of everything
thanks for being here mom