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Because I can't stand niggers.

loud and smelly

>>38914335
Robots and ghetto life aren't compatible

>>38914267
Stop watching porn/jerkin your gherkin so frequently. It's ez boi

>>38914267
As Apposed to vagoo? You get the Jewish haircut for your dick?

You deathgrippin mah boi?
If so, how long? How frequent are u jackin it?

Anyone who posts below this post has been TROLLED.

Have a nice day

I just have to ask or im dying dumb:
The hell is it with this "r/..." shit? What does this mean? Is it a new form of hashtagging or what?

PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONITE

So... why didn't Joe Scarborough serve, then?

>>38914240
>JUST GO DIE IN A USELESS WAR
>JUST GET A JOB IN THE ECONOMY WE REKT LOL

>>38914240
The world would be a better place if the Nazis won.

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ruka best girl

kurisu a shit

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>>38914259
But he's a guy
You know that right?

>>38914217
Is she /ourgirl/?

orororororor

>>38914189
What sort of social places did you go?
Were you alone? How do you beat the awkwardness of that?

>>38914223
>What sort of social places did you go?
Mainly restaurant bars. But I also go to coffee shops frequently and take a book. Then try to socialize if a girl comes in. I've also tried local festivals (I'm in a small town). Also the library a time or two.

>Were you alone?
Most of the time yes. I have a buddy that recently split with his woman and we have been out a few times.

>How do you beat the awkwardness of that?
You just gotta do it. The first few times I went alone, I would back out. I would have near panic attacks in my car because I was so scared of going in. Then a few times I would start through the parking lot, before backing out. And even a few times walking around the restaurant before leaving.

Eventually I got over it after eating at a few different places. Now it doesn't bother me at all.

It does help if you got a friend the first time.

>>38914223
Another thing I would add for social anxiety is take Niacin before you go out. It helped me. It calms social anxiety. I seriously think this helped a lot.

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>>38914183
Antisocial behavior refers to being destructive like a nigger. The word you're thinking of is asocial.

My dad never told me what to do after the firm handshake.

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>>38914183
>"you're very perceptive, sir"

>>38914147
Was heavy on Coast to Coast AM. George Knapp's shows are comfykino.

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I love some AM talk radio... I make private podcasts by recording my favorite shows.

Going to listen to the cuddly little fuzzball El Rushbo in 10 minutes. You guys wanna join?

>>38914549
Rush is boring. NYC had a good local show in his timeslot called Curtis and kuby but it got shit canned and replaced.

>>38914135
How does it feel to be a normie now?

>>38914135
In your pic, is your dick so small, or her ass that big?

>>38914291
his dick is normal

>white knight beta cuck in denial the video

Hahahahahah

Poor dude probably got cucked and deluded himself into

>If I'm FOR the women they'll sleep with me

Look at how ugly and beta that mofo looks.

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>>38914094
>that faggy as fuck haircut and retarded voice
I WANT TO STRANGLE THE EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF THIS RETARDED FUCK AND THROW HIS CORPSE TO THE WOLVES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Betas are the Alphas of making love

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>38914093

> not pounding energy drinks to wake up in the morning

Fucking normie.

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I usually don't like coffee but fuck this cup is so good. Cheers anon.

>cream or milk in coffee
>Ever

I bet you like sugar in it too loser

>Be me
>16
>Watching Iron Man 2 with senpai
>go into bathroom to fap
>fap
>fap again
>feels good man
>fap five more times in bathroom
>get super sweaty from all the fapping
>leave bathroom
>senpai ask how shower was since i am soaked
>I say great

>>38914060
3 times is highest i've ever gone. It's usually once a day for me with 2 a day being uncommon but not counted out as a possibility.

I think anything higher than 3 or 4 would just hurt too much and you'd be too knackered to be bothered unless it's something better than fap.

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Read an article a while ago that said an Asian kid died after masterbating 63 consecutive times.

>>38914028
Fuck you OP, now I want some. These fuckers are tasty

3 chocolate almonds is just enough to piss me off. Have two sessions of 16 each.

>>38914028
So go buy more

wow that was fucking hard

>>38914024
If that's how you feel about spics, what would you say about arabs?

>>38914758
>If that's how you feel about spics, what would you say about arabs?
they are ok

>>38914024
>tfw white guy
>tfw no qt spic bf to give loving to his peepee

>>38913912
I'd rather just do foreplay than have sex. I want to play with a woman's body and explore it and hold her and kiss her and talk to her about my feelings and listen to her feelings and have her hold my body and smell her hair and caress her head

and fuck I need to cum

>>38913912
Can't you just go to a massage parlor. give the manager a firm handshake, and ask for a job?

In all seriousness though you can probably work one of those joints for minimum wage w/o an education.

>>38913912
>Wife has gained 20kg over the last year and is nearing 80kg
>Has masturbated 2 times a day for the last 3 months turning down her advances because I'd rather wank myself off or not have sex at all