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Have you talked to a doctor about switching to medical marijuana?

The side effects for a lot of people are nowhere near as severe as you can get with pharms.

And if you can't handle THC there are strains without it.

>>34963397
I already smoke weed every day, it doesn't make me any less suicidal.

>>34963441

Are you smoking high THC/low CBD strains?

If so, switching might help.

Because I'm in love with my big brother and am a failure at everything in life and I have no chance of ever having a proper job because I dropped out of school at 16. My one and only escape is getting a husky.

>>34963354
I dropped out of high school years ago and haven't done anything since. I don't have anywhere to go or anyone to talk to. I spend all my days in my room alone in isolation and I'm miserable. I don't have any disposable income since I don't get welfare and I live with my father. So I don't play much video games or really go anywhere. I spend every day just talking to people here. It could be worse but I'm quite lonely

>>34963385
>Because I'm in love with my big brother

WTF

Best shorts for spinkicks at the show.

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life's finer pleasures

>buy cheap swimming trunks
>cut out mesh liner
>only thing between my dick and the world is 1/10th millimeter of nylon
>visit strip club
>get lap dance
>stripper grinds on my crotch
>feels just like fucking

>>34963353
>tfw I give out advice on /fa/ but I'm actually depressed and can only bring myself to wear basketball shorts 90% of the time

>tfw to smart to carry a casual, lighthearted conversation

Not even joking

>tfw realized I had aspergers after 27 years of not knowing why I always fucked up socially
>tfw decades of social misunderstandings and bullying retroactively makes sense
>tfw stuck in a job you hate for 10 years and it's considered to be the absolute worst work for autists, retail
>tfw you try to explain it to your mom and she brushes it off as "shyness"
>tfw I wanna quit but need the money

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>>34963310
>have aspergers
>be successful in programming job

>people on internet claim aspies are literal retards

wew

>>34963245
it's not a rule but this board was brought back by Moot to keep the tfwnogf posters and virgins out of other boards
if you aren't in this group and post in here to try to rile them up, they'll just go to other boards and shit things up

so leave them alone faggot

>>34963245
muh epic bored cult-ure lelelelelele xd xp

it's the de facto board for that.

http://www.businessinsider.com/money-advice-from-a-millionaire-2015-6

You're welcome.

>>34963192
he forgot one thing
>you need (a lot of) money to make money

>not telling what you did
you expect us to hand over our tricks with nothing in return?

I ate a double quarter pounder, 2 MC chickens, large fry large Diet Coke.

desu i'd go for a mcdouble right now

>>34963090
I just spent 15 minutes staring into the foam on top of one of my oldest piss bottles. I'm convinced it will soon attain self awareness.

>>34962912
Where you live guy

>>34962912
use craigs list like everyone else, you twit.

>>34962912
I would suggest go on Grindr

bumpelstillskin

If everything else fails, just enjoy your depression and contemplate. Or ask God for help. Or focus more on helping your oneitis than on getting her.

>>34962859
Gonna sound normie as fuck but:
>hang with other people
>do something new, preferably for a full day (like a hike)
>travel somewhere, even alone - sightsee or hit up a few museums

You need to show yourself you can have positive, happy moments without that person. Piece by piece, even though it can take months or years or never fully go away, it'll get better.

Distance yourself from that person. Don't check their web presence, don't hang out with them, etc.

If you know it's all unrequited then you might need to explain to them what you're doing and why. All my crushes have been on girls who didn't even know or who rejected me so I never had to do that, I imagine it can be awkward.

I carried a girl to plat 1 in Overwatch and now she's ghosting me.
it could be worse :')

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lets be clear.
everything you think you are good at there will be countless females/people that can do much better.

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What did they mean with this? I just want a gf.

>>34962523
Let him fuck ur ass

Scam him for steam games, or are you a homosexual?

>>34962559
>>34962560
I'm straight and don't use steam he seems like too nice of a guy to scam

>>34962400
Glad someone said it.

>>34962400
>Women who want privilege (aka modern feminists)
Would you rather a woman campaign for her own privilege or the destruction/recession of others?

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>>34962400
Cuck.

What a waste of dubs.

>>34962268
It's twice as good than having one girl blow you.

>>34962308
False. You can only really have your dick in one mouth at a time. At best it might be 1.67 times as good as being blown by a single girl. You get diminishing returns with each additional girl.

>>34962268
If that pic ain't an inspiration for dicklets every where, I don't know what is.

Look at that fucking pencil dick. It's got two girls mouths on it, and they're even smiling. You fucks can do anything if you just be yourselves.

You tell us you stupid fuck, why'd you do it?
You're not even getting a happy birthday you shit cunt

>>34962267
I know why I did it, but why did others do it? Did you do it, anon?

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>>34962267
To clarify, I:
>wanted a fap
>liked the community; i.e. socialization
>memes
Also, I didn't say anything, because you'd be a retard if you got yourself b& that way.

>>34961935
she's so nice :3

>>34961935
Her social skills are even worse than ours so we know if she was real she wouldn't judge us on that basis.

>>34962091
is she /ourgirl/ ?????

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