it's rare to hear your phone, i know. but what ringtones do /r9k/ have?
My entire phone has been modified to sport a Kirby's Dreamland 3 theme from sounds to icons taken directly from the game
That nostalgic copyright infringement though
It goes off often enough because I'm the single office support person for a facility with 5 drivers that need info about this and that so that's cool, but nobody else is ever there to hear it
>>34214226
that's really clever anon.
>>34214253
Thanks. What about you?
I had Metal Gear Solid for a while--that one was fun
I seriously give up on life but at least I tried?
>>34214014
>pls respond
do not do that you fucking submissive idiot
Never send a text if she didn't answer the last one
>>34214365
pls respond is a meme, i use it all the time as a joke and it normally works tbqh
>pls respond
You already messed up, fella. Move on
I have a mandatory dorm meeting today. how do I avoid it?
just don't go
when they ask why say you had work or a school commitment
"mandatory" in this case doesnt mean shit
>>34213925
>mandatory dorm meeting
What's this?
>>34213925
You don't have 2 months long holidays? That sucks
>women named "Kat"
>>34213839
White trash
Originolol
Holy fuck I thought I was the only one. Every Kat I've ever met was either a huge bitch or the cutest qt ever
O.o What's that supposed to mean???
What's your plan for when your parents eventually die and you have to fend for yourself?
My parents are 65 and 58, so I probably don't have much years left, gotta some how build some kind of foundation for myself so I don't need to worry about that....
Any ideas? I don't really have any marketable skills and my degree is a meme. What would be the best way for me to just stockpile tons of cash so I can just live off that? I'm not a spender as it is, currently have 30k saved from various online activities, but those activities have now died out and I need some other form of income to save money.
I'm an only child and my mom is giving me everything when she dies. My grandparents are giving almost everything to my mom when they die, so there's also that. I use my NEET time to take care of my grandparents so I'll be getting those Good Boy Bux when my family dies.
>tfw inheriting at least $30k just for sitting with my grandpa and watching daytime TV
I really hate this place. It's pathetic.
>>34213891
My parents will be getting a $800,000 inheritance soon.
They already said they wont buy me an apartment because "it wouldn't be fair" for my other siblings who all work.
So they think its more fair that they just keep the money to themselves and spend it on themselves, instead of giving it to me/brother/sister.
We're in Australia and $800,000 doesn't go very far, (400k for 1 bedroom apartment in the city)
Just found this lying on my 16 year old Stacy sister's bedside table.
Apparently my parents don't even give a fuck that she's having sex.
What the hell is wrong with our society?
>>34213774
>What the hell is wrong with our society?
it's a no win situation these days
>tell daughter she can't fuck around
then she becomes a giant slut to spit them. this is how literally all coal burners start out. repression leads to revolution.
>let her fuck around
she fucks around. expect if she was raised right she won't literally fuck around, hopefully just fucks her steady bfs.
maybe she just takes them to regulate her period or weight
>>34213774
Gtfo there, none of your business you freak mouthbreather
i'm having a ct scan on thursday and i'm 95% sure it's going to reveal pancreatic cancer, my symptoms are numerous and bad.
i'm literally sick with nerves, i'm not strong enough to cope with this. moreso than dying (which is still very, very scared about) it's more so the process i.e operation and anaesthetic for a biopsy, chemotherapy, putting my loved ones through shit
what do? as i say, i'm just not strong enough for this
CT scans cause more cancer from the radiation exposure than they prevent. Watch the documentary "truth about cancer" to find out how the medical industry wants to kill you, and cancer can be cured with natural methods that (((Pharma))) tell you are snake oil because you need their drugs.
>>34213760
I'm sorr-
>my loved ones
Get out.
>>34213830
Steve Jobs you're alive????
The question i get most as an alcoholic is "how do you deal with the constant hangovers?"
Fools...They dont realize if your never not drunk, never get a hangover.
>>34213755
this is true
>wake up feeling great after night of drinking
>realize i'm still drunk
>a few hours pass and the headache starts
Such a stupid question, it's like asking "how do you deal with being tired in the morning," it's just normal. It'll go away in a few minutes.
>>34213755
I just drink gain and keep hydrated with water.
Waking up drunk and going to work to send it off is wonderful.
>literal autist guy joins my discord server
>ask who he is
>doesnt answer and spergs out
>ban him
Post stories of the daily autism you go through
>at school orientation
>walking from one building to another
>it snowed the other day
>some autist starts throwing snowballs at me
>laughing like a moron
>wtf.jpg
>mfw I don't even know this guy
roko server bes server lads
>>34213724
>seeing this autistic copy pasta over and over again
The world can be so beautiful and yet you chose to stay at home every day for your entire life.
>>34213606
No, I leave the house when I go to work, and when I need stuff like weed, cigarettes, and liquor.
King me, asshole.
>Choose
What choice do we have?
Some of us don't like to get killed by the normies for going outside.
>tfw finally not a wagecuck anymorenow I'm a salarycuck :^)
>>34213571
salary isnt bad desu, sucks when you have to work more hours for nothingbut its god tier comfy getting paid for federal holidays and weekends
>>34214358
What's the difference between salary and wage? They are literally the same in my language...
Tbh you will always undergo some form of cuckoldry unless you can grow your own food.
How do you expect to get a gf if you won't even swallow the bogpill?
>>34213461
So bogposting has finally made it's way over to /r9k/. Interesting times indeed.
>>34213486
I've seen it several times, what does it mean?
>>34213979
Are you saying you want a quick rundown?
>Attractive girl shows interest in me after 3 years of working out and trying to better myself
>Go on a few dates
>Find out she is a webcam model
Should I keep dating her or does it make me a cuck?
the people that watch her are probably 99% ugly fat betas, as long as she isn't fucking any of them then who cares
you have to be on a whole different level of pathetic to give money to cam whores
Participate in her shows
>>34213470
this.
turn her show into some kinda cuckold thing were you fuck her and make comments to the viewers of how they will never know the pleasure of fucking her, so on and so forth.
You can become the bull.
Or at the very least get to do some kinky shit and earn money while doing it.
Anyone else enjoy these? I'll post a few more if anyone else likes them.
Just you, sorry
I usually give them a read but this one is really bland looking, I mean there's not even photos for the second half of it
sorry op
yes please sir
Is there anything worse than to be russian?
>>34213363
russia was quite strong and had a thriving culture during the times when the Tsar still ruled russia.
Then "communism" came and "made the nation fair and strong".
>>34213423
I think it was the logical conclusion for russian history.
I cannot live in this hell anymore, lads.