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>>35101437
stop being a sad faggot for starters

love is a cruel trick played on you by the chemical jew, don't fall for it, end this suffering.

Two lovers entwined, pass me by, and heaven knows I'm miserable now.

lol this comment was original

Arigato, Mimisu.

Maybe later. I've been trying to find the cat. He's been missiles for seven da- wait a minute...

You're a fucking freak, dude.

>>35101281
>Do you have friends?
>Or are people just polite to each other because it's just the norm?

these are two seperate questions, I don't really see the relation

no, I don't have friends
yes, people are polite to each other because it's a societal norm, in fact "politeness" doesn't really mean anything by itself, it's just what society defines good etiquette to be aside from bad etiquette

>>35101281
Bearded Jew licks her rock hard pussy.jpg

>>35101281
I guess I have one friend. We don't share many common interests, and yet we almost always have something to talk about.
I also have friends in other cities, but we see each other just once or twice a year, and rarely comminicate via Internet or phone. So I don't know if it counts.
There are also about five people who are just polite and friendly, but wouldn't miss me at all.

>>35101216
>the real is because she is fat
oh you had a real reason and a good one at that. nice op with a slice of well deserved mental anguish.

>>35101255
Eh, I would never marry a non-virgin though.
America is flooded with sluts to pass around, why tie yourself to one?

The only reason to marry is if you can't do much better, and virgins are so rare you might only find one in your lifetime if any at all.

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>>35101186
It's been almost a month for me.

I do this not writing stuff. Tbqh I just don't really think about other people at all in daily life, but it's not like I'm particularly thinking
>im so glad X had not written to me
Or
>i should write to X but i dont want to

I do like when people write to me. Maybe your friend is like me anon.

Also, if you want to talk to them, why would you purposedly avoid it? Doesn't make any sense. My advice is to stop expecting people to act in certain ways and just take what you like about then. Its easier and you'll worry/stress less.

no way fag

ogrigrg

>>35101144
Why the fuck did you stop? Keep undressing you fucking boislut.

>>35101089

At least one person can see the reflection of your phone on some shiny surface. You're welcome.

>>35101115
>he doesnt know the angles which people are sitting and the glare of the sun

Yes it is. Boys are stronger.

>>35101010
being stronger than girls isnt going to get me a gf it's just gonna get me put in prison

>>35101066

Don't get a gf
Don't go to prison
Disregard females
Acquire currency

>>35100860
I debate what to order back and forth until I just get tired and go to bed.

>>35100860
Google up some takeout retard

>>35100860
>phone number
Liar. If you were too autistic to go outside then you would definitely be too autistic to phone up and tell someone your food order.

The internet exists. Place an order on a takeout company's website, then just sit back and wait for it to be delivered. You can even put in a special delivery request for them to just drop it off at the door. No need to speak to them or hand them money because it's paid online.

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>>35100833
Who is this?

post more pics

>>35100852

She is a Korean artist that goes by the stage name 'Lim Kim'. Her actual name is Kim Yerim. I will never kiss her lips, and so now I will listen to sad music and feel dejected.

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>>35100926
Ohhh I know lim kim

awoo desu ne

Stop trying NSA, it's not going to happen.

>>35100832
Ublock Origin

>>35100827
That Wojak's haircut makes him look like an uncircumcised penis.

>>35100827
lowkey considering becoming a monk lads,should I go for it?I have nothing to live for anymore

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I HAVE A SHOULDER AND BACK CONDITION!!!

REEEEE

>toxic

saged and hidden

>>35100773
Someone who wants to harm others without consent. Just wanting to annoy people or even passively fuck up their day. ie: leaving crumbs on my fucking floor at my house or not helping me clean after a party

>>35100773
>Your family problems aren't yours
I wish that was true.
Even if you cut the cord and find yourself without a family, then you also have a huge problem that's caused by your family, so there's no escape.

if you look around people tend to post discord groups where you can join and talk with random robots. havent seen one in a while though

People on these groups just shitpost and ignore each other. Not worth OP.

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>>35100684
I'm not ur friend fgt. Just kys baka desu famalamadingdong desu senpai

>>35100873
i know. this is why it feels bad.


but normies at least don't know we all secretly hate each other.

>decide to suddenly start talking to a guy I barely speak to
>it's extremely awkward but it feels good to talk to somebody
>guy calls me his friend
>my heart just about breaks
>decide to respond by talking about my other "friends" (also guys I just talk to sometimes) so he wouldn't think I'm a total loser
>too late
>he knows I'm a loser and was being nice, now he thinks I'm a dick

Fuck friendship.