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I draw the line at being HIV pos.

there is no line
if you look at a young girl or young boy, you are a pedophile

When they creampie one infront of me. So I know it's legit and totally terrible.

>>36026830
omg they, like, totally need to stop manspreading

like omg do you have something between your legs or something lol

men are always hitting on me like get a hint i'm not interested

They're way too libidinal. They make every NSFW random board shit by posting porn.

>>36026798
Sometimes i dogsit for my brother but he doesn't know. I just know when hes outof his home and i sneak in...

Its really weird but i really like dogs and my landlord doesnt accept dogs ;-;

>>36026798
When you set a route on the Google Maps app and it tells you to "Have a nice drive!" I feel all warm and happy inside and I say thank you outloud every time.

>>36026798
every time my science teacher says "good morning class!... oh come on, you can do better than that! I said GOOD MORNING class!" I strike a cool anime pose.

Just in case anyone is filming, I want to make sure I don't look like one of the dumb plebs yelling "good morning". Looking mysterious is bonus points.

with the public property YOU've landed, i'd be more concerned with trying to beat the record but good luck with that

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Even if she only had one bf before you.

She thought she loved him and had his sperm swimming around inside her.

>has gf

You're one step ahead of me.

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tfw no rick bf
steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoBf/

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>>36026747
I don't know but when I shower once a week I become weak afterwards from the exercise.

>>36027095
Be my bf cebbyceb

>>36026722
>be me
>lying in bed with sleeping gf
>get up to go piss
>come back and continue spooning
>she lets out a huge fart right in my dick
>doesn't even care and bursts into laughter when I tell her

no but i really like that girls butt and thighs i wish i could kiss them

>>36026829
tell her what nigga?

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>>36026715
I want my daughterfu to be well-fed and active

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>>36026731
she looks like a kid while not looking like a kid im am confused as fuark rn. I would bone

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The true answer.

Why didn't you delete your porn? You don't get to keep it in the afterlife, you know.

>>36026683
But what if he accidentally survives and needs to fap before trying again?

>>36026683
Knowing my luck it wouldn't surprise me if somehow I survive. Gotta think of of all scenarios anon. If someone finds it even with it being hidden, then I'll be dead anyways so I won't care.

>>36026648
damn thanks mom, these are dope

I'll give 'em a try. She better not charge me extra GBP, though.

>>36026648
They're way better than those cheeto ones.

Also they aren't that spicy knowing amerifats.

its illegal (not child related though)

maybe this time the faplessness will stick

>>36026642
storiesbystormbringer.com

basically wf/bm cuck stories

im not even white or black nor do I like specifically cuckold stories, but he writes girls really being into sex and cock worship pretty well

Even here I'm alone, I'll just go to bed then I guess.

how tall, manlet?

>>36026610
Please tell us more. What's your height and how were you rejected

Newgrounds and pre-2007 /b/

I miss the old Kanye, straight from the Go Kanye
Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye

>>36026593
i miss vidya before MMO games took over

>>36026577
No we just wreck shit

Squatting increased my power x1000

Be careful shitskin

Yes, when there are no minorities around them to cheer them up.

>>36026594
>Squatting increased my power x1000
>implying slavs are white

>>36026402

first you would need to lift weights and get that aesthetic body that looks as if it was chiseled by the gods. Assuming your face isn't deformed, go from there. The key is actually believing that you are better than everyone else.

>>36026529
this
you need something to support it
looks
expensive clothes etc.
should be easy from there

Yeah, these guys are right. You just have to satisfy your narcissistic feelings by getting some reason to point to yourself and say how great you are. In other words you need to achieve some sort of success.

>>36026272
Wonder how much that would actually cost

>not having your nipples licked too

>>36026318
fuck yes I knew I was forgetting stuff

keep going