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I barely have enough energy to message one girl. I don't know how you normies do it. I messaged a girl on Facebook and felt like snoozing after ten minutes.

>>36248820
You are what I aspire to be. I wish one of the girls I'm talking to would just initiate for once and make us official. I'm just going to keep searching and adding more girls to talk to. I will block them all as soon as I get a gf with no remorse.

>>36248820
I did this when I was younger. It was okay. I had sex with a few of them. I don't really care nowadays.

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>mfw i just realized eating a girl out is basically just sucking and licking a very small penis

wtf am i gay

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Why is this pepis going for a walk

>>36248843
he's taking his son for a walk so he can grow to be a healthy boy look to the right

so when they "beat" their pseudo depression (grumpy afternoon) it will seem like a big life achievement deserving a round of back pats and sexual encounters

It's a display of self-awareness and a deeper conncetion with one's inner self. A way of displaying vulnerability while at the same time projecting yourself as a strong and confident individual, giving you a more rounded and 3-dimensional character. Showing world that while you're taking on the world itself and open to any challenge it may give you, your soul is tortured and you look for a shoulder to cry on.

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>>36248767
they dont have real problems and they dont care about the people who do

To them, if youre "depressed" (Esp. if you are male) and people still kick it with you, that means you are valuable...they only care about the "depressed" males who have "made it." Thats why if you go on youtube vids about Kurt Cobain you will see roasties crying about how "he just needed love." Because he was a person of material status and a musician.

Normies are horrible animals. They are demons. oh btdubs normies communicate through constant projection (because they are insecure and want to be special snowflakes but not be obvious about it) and normies will ALWAYS UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES assume you are projecting. If a normie talks shit, just call them out on projecting. Works great, esp. online. But dont goof yourself thorough negative speech.

Normies are filth and need to be dealt with *accordingly...

notice how no one responds to threads like these (Except me, the kind and morally superior Mathias Rex, and as bad as sometimes I am, Im still better than the best normie, no question) fuck normies...start listening to classik obas and blast him in the car: (By Wise Man Power 1 and also true wisdom) Classik changed my life:http://kunaki.com/MSales.asp?PublisherId=144625&PP=1

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=classik+obas

I hope this message finds you will, you are in my thoughts and prayers Anon, and all of my actions are devoted to you...all of you....

Sieg Heil!

lol ok /MTFG/

What a nice winter doggo.

I want a doggo but responsibilities

>>36248777
same!!!! my sister just gave me a dog a few days ago and I wanna fricking kms myself bc of how evil the doggo is (small dogs are hectic) and how much work is involved... love doggos but maybe a rat would be better despite the bad stigma around them

>>36248685
>Fuck off back to /r9k/
You have made a grave error.

>/r9k/ is not for you. Fuck off back to /r9k/

Hey, buddy. I'm not a nasty stupid fucking retarded tranny, but I still have the empathy to forgive you for your mistake. You're permitted to delete this and repost with better proofreading. I love you and want you to be happy.

Has anyone found assigned male's info? I really want to stalk and end that waste of sperm and egg.

>>36248729
Fuck I meant /lgbt/

>>36248663
>philosophy
>economy
>personal anecdotes about how normies are faggots
>sexual exploits
>roastie situations
>life goals
>dreams
>reality

if you can't have a decent convo you just suck and should be beaten and flogged.

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>>36248663
>fembot wants robot bf
>rejects me for being too passive and never making a move in the convo

You just all want Chad. You really deep down do. You don't know what 'robots' truly are. You all see these dormant / failed normies as 'robots' and then hate US when they inevitably dump you.

If a 'robot' initiates lewds, or pictures, or voice / cam chat he is NOT a robot.

>>36248689
everybody expects me to steer the conversation because they don't care because they have other people to talk to

I ask them about what they're doing and it's always college, then I have to say I'm not in college and I just wageslave and then there's just a huge falloff

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>>36248595
>it took OP two months to come up with this thread

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I'll give you a reply anon! I hope you have a good day!

>>36248626
This isn't the thread I'm referring to. It's an emotional reaction to the thread I took two months with to iron out, which got less than 10 replies...4-5 of which were me replying to anons.

Be tall
Be attractive
Have good smile
Be in shape
Use happy self deprecation

By not caring so much what others think and by being able to say "nah it was just a prank" if shit went wrong. Let's say you went to a university a couple towns over and outright knew you would never see any of these people ever again. If you honestly couldn't bring yourself to something like this then I honestly just don't know.

>>36248546
These are all scripted, dumbass. How do you think they video them and have such good sound with seemingly no one noticing?

Niceb8.jpg

>>36248672
it literally won game of the year at GDC

>>36248539
overwatch looks like fucking trash when compared to league

overwatch is a normie moba. "oh sorry i can't be bothered with learning how 140+ champions work because normie things rite gais XD"

>>36248508
There is. But what it is, i don't know.

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>>36248508
I just broke up with my e-gf for good this time
sigh,
why couldn't I just remain ignorant...

Why? Human bodies are weak and fragile.

>he directly posted unambiguous homosexual

bravo

>>36248489
>Tfw no qt boy to fuck and snuggle
Feels bad

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>tfw no kabedon bf

>Smiley emoji
>8===D~~~ + (i)?????

>>36248445
Speak in Emojis

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>>36248445
>tinder
>fembot
out.

Fishy and stinky.

orig

why do dykes always try to look like men?

>>36248442
Even if they shave, the fucking hair pricks your face. Otherwise I enjoyed it. Done it only with 1 girl. Salty. It smelled like fish but I wouldn't say I didn't like it.

>>36248442
doesnt taste anything when you dont go out with fucking disgusting animals from ghettos like

>>36248475 and >>36248768

>looks similar
The right one is just an approximation of what Jesus may have looked like based on where he lived, not an actual photo.

>>36248482
nope
the used the shroud the estimate what his face looked like

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>>36248423
>looks similar
That face on the right is a mash-up based on 3 random damaged skulls that were found in the Levant. 90% of its features are also literally made up. It "looks similar" to Christ as much as it "looks similar" to Assad. Why are Christ-hating jews and atheists so deceptive?

if you legit lied about your race then you are retarded

You should have put Hispanic and claimed your grandfather (Maternal) came from Spain

Are you native American? Like do you have native American ancestors? Can you make a case that you are native American if you have to?