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Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Opened aan egg and this came out. 2 egg yolks maybe even 2 1/2? Weirded me out.
Should I eat it? Is it bad luck?
Just kidding I wasn't going to eat it why would you think I would?
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What the fuck did you do? Did you swing the egg with full force against the edge of the pan? How do you fuck up this badly?
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>>37426889
It's a sign of the end times.
It's not too late. You can still make things right. You still have a chance to be among the first ones to die.
IA IA
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>>37426889
>buying jumbo/extra large eggs
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>rewatching LoGH
>this part comes up
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>>37426798
This is dumb. Nice is a compliment. You better be nice if you want my heart.
Of course guys have rationalized that they should fear single words and that it means end all or that they're friend zoned. Grow up - It doesn't.
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>>37426798
And you're not even nice.
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Thats from the prequel series though
>rewatching LOGH
>the story arc where Reuenthal has to start a doomed from the start rebellion to preserve his honor
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As a Catholic, is it moral for me to send nudes?
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>>37426684
Is that one of your nudes?
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>>37426703
she isnt nude
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Is it your husband?:
Yes
If not, no.
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Describe your loneliness.
I want to know everyones stories
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>go back to college after dropping out a long time ago
>everyone 10 years younger than me
>am older than some of my teachers
>not a single friend after a whole year
>failing most classes, again
>will probably drop out again soon
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>>37426533
>live in the middle of nowhere
>only 2 people too hang out with are so mentally ill it's disturbing
>sit at home
>at least I have a phone
>only slutty lolis on the internet will talk to me
>come here out of sheer boredom can't relate to anything
>don't have any video game consoles except ps2
>all my neighbors hate me
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>>37426533
>transfers to better high school
>realizes I'm lazy
>tries to date autistic qt oneitis
>gets rejected
>realizes I'm ugly
>Im confident & charismatic but suck at small talk
>can't make friends
>closes off the few bridges I had established
>now quiet and asocial autist
>fail the year
>no friends back home
>am a bit older than everyone else at original high school
>never went to a party
>only hung out with groups when we received pen pals because they wanted to go
>ppl never message me
>I have no smartphone
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Also state age and gender
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who else /hatefucked by twink boy/ here??
I want a boy to ram his thingy in me so hard I lose consciousness
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>>37426508
I fuck the Stacey lovingly and the fembot hatefully.
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>>37426508
Fuck the fembot lovingly :3
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How do I move to a big city from a small town? This madness has to stop.
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Have a lot of money.
Mentally prepare yourself for living in a closet for a few years.
Get used to being dirt poor.
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>>37426471
Why ask a question that you already know the answer to?
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>>37426499
I'm already dirt poor as long as my quality of life can change I'm ok
I'm so fucking sick of this shit weather
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why does God punish us with beauty?
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>>37426339
cause god is a nonexistant faggot
just like you
bumped because i felt bad for you
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>>37427683
wtf fake and gay OP is very much existant and also a massive faggot.
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>3DPD
why is OP a fagot?
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What's your fetish r9k?
>lactation
>panty stuffing
>redheads
>feeding
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And none of that is in your image. Way to let me down.
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>>37426234
>tickling
>girls feet
>girls in restraints/ tied up
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>>37426234
>>lactation
Yes please. My dream sex scenario is to be held down by a chubby, lactating girl with nice tits and forced to drink every drop she produces.
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TFW Cant go to my favorite covfefe shop anymore.
>have cool covfefe shop down the block from my appt I like going to
>cool vibe/good covfefe and the girls that work there are all generally cute/nice
anyway
>Have a membership to a rock climbing gym in my town
>see one of the girls that works at said covfefe shop
>shes better than me
>tries giving me pointers
>embarrassing.jpg
>try other holds, but keep falling. Having an off day
>super embarrassed, can feel her judging me
>Next day go to get some covfefe
>do a quick scan from outside to make sure she's not working or else it'd seem wierd and creepy
>dont see her
>go in order my drink
>shes working in the back
>ohfuck
>try to have my back turned to her whenever possible.
>get my covfefe and make my escape
I can't ever go back.
Has anyone here had autistic situations thrust upon them?
I mean I literally didn't even ask for any of this. If she hadn't humiliated me at the rock gym this never would have happened.
Honestly, I'm considering canceling my rock gym subscription. That used to be one of the few things I thought I was good at and I got shown up by a girl.
Why do girls do this?
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>>37426206
stop forcing this covfefe meme.
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>>37426206
>about a week ago
>last day of classes before finals week
>see a girl from a class that has ended
>smile at her, she comes over and wants to talk
>talk to her for a second until I tell her I have to go to the library to study
>says she has to go that way too, so she wants to walk with me
>suspiscious.jpg
>sure if you want
>asks me questions about myself
>conversation goes to surfing
>she says shes never tried it but she loves people that surf
>okay.jpg
>few moments of akward silence
>Well Anon, good luck on your final! hope to see you over the summer
>realize I was supposed to ask her for her number or something
>tfw i dont even care
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>>37426366
oh stahp it newfriend. I just thought it'd be a funny inclusion of current events into my story.
Now are you going to help a guy out or just sit there and complain about the spelling of the word coffee!?
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I had one weekend in April that I consider legendary. I picked a girl up at the train station Friday night, cooked a full meal for her, watched Attack on Titan, fucked, slept over, dropped her off at the train Saturday afternoon. Then I had a couple hours, picked up another girl at a train station, took her to a Thai restaurant and then ice cream, went back to my place, watched American Honey, fucked, then slept together. Dropped her off at her house Sunday afternoon, came back, waited a couple hours, met a THIRD girl in my town for a date. Ate at a Cuban restaurant, walked around for awhile, went to my place, watched Law & Order, fucked, cuddled for awhile, then took her home. And after all that I went to my parents' for Sunday dinner.
Pic related: Friday girl's hairy pussy.
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You have aids now
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>>37426166
Why do you watch so much fucking tv on dates? Isn't that something you can do on your own?
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>>37426259
>Why do you watch so much fucking tv on dates?
It's better than talking to them.
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What are some embarrassing songs you have on your phone? 2017-06-01 03:41:18 Post No.37426141
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The ones that make you refuse to let anyone else borrow your phone in case they see them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAXaQrh7m1o
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>>37426141
I have a couple of "girl" songs on my phone like some Taylor Swift and some Katy Perry.
I unironically like some shitty catchy pop music by those artists. I'm not really embarrassed by it, though. I'll fight anyone that calls me gay just because I jam out to "Trouble,"
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>>37426141
Polish/Russian rock music. All kinds of stuff in my music library.
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>>37426141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU_TQcyGkvY
This one probably, and i got 15 songs from this group on my phone lol
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>your age
>do you covfefe
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50 million years
Indeed I most certainly covfefe
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>tfw to smart to be entertained by a typo
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>mosquito bite on my balls and waist
Literally how? I was wearing tight boxers with shorts underneath covers lying face down.
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You flipped over in your sleep...
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You should play the game Mr. Mosquito, you'd be surprised where the fuckers could go
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>>37425962
But still, how does a mosquito make it to my balls when I'm under the sheets, wearing shorts, and tight boxers underneath?
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Fuck fuck fuck
A girl I met online (not any tinder shit etc., just from my little internet social circle of weebshits) is going to a concert that takes place near my town. She wants to meet me there and spend some time together. I think she also likes me a lot despite only talking online alongside other people.
What do I do if she wants to be my gf or fuck me? I mean, how to say no in the least awkward way possible?
>inb4 just agree
Heck no, I like my situation, I may be posting on /r9k/ but I have a purpose in life even without a gf.
>inb4 don't come at all
Not an option, I live too close to the place and I already refused to meet her and other friends from the group a few times.
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Even if you don't mean it ( you don't enjoy her company at all) , say you see your "relationship" as platonic.
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A gf can add a lot to life. Mull it over and seriously consider it instead of autistically screeching that you don't want one
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The easiest thing to do would be to go and meet up with her
She will quickly realize what a pathetic loser and miserable person you are and will never want to spend time with you again
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Don't speak to me until i've had my covfefe.
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>actually taking part in the covfefe meme
fucking reeeee, gtfo norman fuck
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>>37425826
Looks like someone hasn't had their morning covfefe
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I bought some coffee. Seattle's best dark brew.
Gonna brew myself up a couple mugs. It's alright. I use hazlenut liquid creamer.
What kind of coffee do you robots drink? And what kind of creamers do you put in it?