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It's tough, the video simulation is bullshit difficult otherwise just use common sense for the theory/choose option /b/ - worth picking up a guide or watching a vid or two because rebookings expensive shit

>>35619653
I didn't do any revision for it and passed easily, don't worry about it mate

>>35619653
Try and get the theory test disk to practice, it is exactly the same as the real theory test. You will need to memorise a few hundred answers but most are common sense. The disk is very good practice for the hazard perception part, which is the most difficult really. 9 days is easily enough.

>>35619517
How do you cope with incredible crushing sense of loneliness?

>>35619539
Always been lonely, only child with a single parent, just kinda came naturally. I wash dishes in a chip shop I just arrive and leave. It's not that bad.

>>35619539
Not OP but I personally cope by daydreaming. I make up scenarios and stories in my head with characters,plot etc.. I of course know its not real and never will but without it I would have gone insane long time ago

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>let's have lots and lots of white children, anon

My ancestors were Ancient Romans.

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>>35619460
>women are infesting politcal discussion again

gee, I wonder where this will lead us to

>>35619445
The one thing you should be taking from the abject fucking loathing for women on this board is that genuinely nice honest girls are one in a million.

Have fun with your game.

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>>35619445
comfy tigers nice

in this thread we post pictures of these majestic animals

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>>35619673
priorities are a bitch

>>35619417
No one is forcing you to eat like fat pig

>>35619846
Did you not read the first 3 lines of his post?

>>35619882
>"No thanks, I'm full."

wow that was hard

>>35619405
i can only cum to tickle porn if the girls vagina is being tickled
anywhere else fucking triggers the crap out of me. why tickle anywhere else but the pussy?

>extreme masochist who needs pain to get off
>can only fap to 2d guro because seeing 3d makes me really sad, hate seeing anyone but myself in pain
>hate seeing images where someone gets punched in the gut and then pisses themselves because pee is gross
>its always lolis and teenage girls getting beat up which makes it hard to self insert
reee

>Someone mentions something about diapers
>Someone else makes a joke about shit
The worst part is people act like it was clever.

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I can spit bars, I just don't have a good voice. Reminder white people can do trap music too.

>>35619531
Always my friend

>>35619375
dex from chicago, so he lucky to even be here on earth

>>35619300
I fap to BBWs all the time. Not quite as fat as the OP girl, but I'd probably fug her.

I used to be morbidly obese and I had sex with a morbidly obese superfat girl who had a cute face and was into me.

It was a fun night losing our virginities to eachother.

>>35619391
How fat? Like 400 or something?

>>35619276
go with one of your chad friends
sure he'll make fun of you but as long as you can laugh about it (learning to laugh about yourself is important if you ever want to be happy) it'll be fine

>>35619276
Let me just be honest with you as a fellow skinnyfag, it's not worth it.

The gym is full of meathead Chads who will laugh at you when wrap up your set and they start to warmup with your max.
Fat people will be lifting more than you.
Even girls will be lifting more than you.
There's like zero skellingtons at the gym, so you will be the biggest pussy in the room every time.

And if it wasn't enough to go through that at the gym, you will 100% hate food because you will be bloated every second of the day since you need to eat like 3 fucking cows and a gallon of milk every morning just to gain 1 fucking pound of muscle so you can lift an extra 1.25lbs next time.

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>>35619403
>assuming robots have chad friends
kek

>>35619202
I'm happy for you. I hope you get to lick out her arsecrack.

Have fun on your ascend to normie level

I hope then best for you, anon! Good luck!

Have fun getting the "just friends" talk and she leaves you midway through when Chad comes to "rescue" her

>>35619113
its too confusing and the website has loud annoying music and im too lazy

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>schizophrenic kid establishes a suicide cult built on his own delusions and convinces a group of autistic anime virgins to believe his psychotic roleplaying and literally sign up to kill themselves

I don't think I've ever laughed so much. I've been following this shit since the beginning, it's one of the most entertaining things 4chan has spawned in years.

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Fuck off CIA nigger or I'll run you over with my car

>>35619099
I haven't experienced a lot of pain at all.
Never had tooth problems, never had kidney stones, never broke or severely burned anything. Never had any sort of serious accident or illness.

Worst pain I can actually remember is shortly after I started running and I thought I'd given myself knee arthritis.

Nice dubs.

>>35619099
I also had this same problem
I fell ya OP

>>35619099
>*clears thorath*
>be me 5-6 years old
>walking around town with my family when suddenly terrible pain in my lover right abdomen
>we come home pain getting worse, laying in bed
>next day i stay home pain getting worse, parents take me to hospital
>doctors try to figure out whats wrong with me
>rule out inflamed appendix and a few other things
>stay at hospital feeling worse and worse
>in so much pain couldn't fucking sleep
>then all of a sudden doctors come and I have to get surgery
>turns out my fucking appendix bursted and fucking gangranated
>wake up feeling weak as shit
>spend the rest of the day sleeping waking up to drink water and going to sleep again
(worst part about that couldn't drink water all at once but had to drink from the cap of a water bottle)
>recovering feeling better able to walk again shits good get out of the hospital
>im chillin all of a sudden i get some pain
>my fucking scar oppend fucking up
>puss and blood coming out
>have to get it sticthed up with local anesthesia fml
>still feel it hurts like hell
>fucking laying in bed
>have to have my scar checked and cleaned everyday to make sure it doesn't get infected
>have to get stitches removed
>no local anesteshia
>literally screaming for 20 minutes
and that's my worst pain, sorry if this was a shit greentext it's my first

>She will "settle" for someone else.
yeah I bet you're quite the catch.

>>35619105
stop projecting, i'm chad tier

>tfw met a boy who's a perfect match for me
>cut all contact with him because I was scared of dicks and he REALLY wanted to fuck me

>>35619022
>an army of retarded betaorbiters worshipping her

this world is awful and it's a pain to watch this board trying to cope with their inability to get rid of their disney worldview. you're either a cuck who will provide for a chick that got bloated, or you're good looking enough to fuck chicks that arent landwhales. i just accepted the fact that I will never get be ever a desireable person in the first place so i'm just trying to obtain as much knowledge as possible about this miserable place before i become dust. and so should you, faggot

>>35619125
Your worldview is just as cancerous and lazy as that disney shit. Seek moar. Best wishes robot.

>>35619022
What's her name? Instagram?

fuck troy deeney haha

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>>35618990
Remember this image!

first for getting high on your shrinking supply.

first for sipping beer to get some cheer.