Post the roastiest of toasty roasties in this thread, lads
>>36316129
Daily reminder that if you defend women's actions you're not a robot.
>>36316230
What happened, originallyyyyyyyyyydydyr
>>36316129
Sure i'll contribute. I don't have many images tho.
>muh first world depression
>I can't handle
Keep going anon, you're just another attention seeking whore.
Nice b8
Can you explain suicides thou?
It is a medical problem that is real. Mental illness exists. Please go get educated about africa >>>/pol/
>>36316136
>muh freedoms isn't enough
>muh tummy full of food isn't enough
>muh unlimited amounts of resources for help and mental stability ain't enough
>herrrrduuurrrpp
>Give a picture and name for your tribute
Coolest Doggo #1
CopyCat #2
Babble Wrap Bulldoggo #3
XXXIV
1. Use a name. In the namefield.
2. Share your problems, ask questions.
3. Be listened to, cared for, and maybe even get some answers and more.
4. I sometimes skip posts accidentally; if this happens to you, kindly write a second post linking the first, informing me that I forgot your post. I don't do it on purpose.
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Side quest:
a. collect online tests that are worth their salt, tested by people from here who have corresponding diagnoses
I've been seeing reptillian aliens around me recently
>>36315861
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
>>36315889
No I have not seen a psychiatrist rcently
Will baldness ever be considered fashionable/attractive? Will we have our day, baldbros?
It sounds unlikely but hipsters have made all these things fashionable that used to not be
>wearing glasses, even though it used to be considered nerdy
>being skinny, as opposed to big and strong
>being effeminate
>dressing like a faggot
>there's even a fat acceptance movement
Baldness is the one thing left that ruins you for life and makes you never have a chance. Will that ever change
>>36315831
Anything can be fashionable if you have a handsome face
>>36315831
Baldness is a selected trait. It only exists because women preferred bald men throughout the entire stone age, because bald men were older and higher-status, so it was attractive to women at the time.
Also, girls with bald dads love bald guys.
Also, get fit so you look like vin diesel
>>36315831
Baldness can be attractive with the right face and /fit/ness, if you're fat baldness is the least of your problems
>your age
>last time you had sex
>29
>2 years and 3 months ago
>53
>nearly 33 years ago
>>36315787
>25
>Never
Please vacate the board, normalfag.
> 19
> never had
Original beta virgin
Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, /r9k/...
Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /r9k/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!
And no, I am not some lesbian dyke feminist cunt, I am a woman. I was raped. My virginity taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, And between you and me something amazing happened...and now I can talk to animals! Its really cool! But totally a secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.
>>36315745
Who says anyone is joking?
[/spoiler]orifiginal riginality[/spoiler]
>>36315745
I think she wants it, boys
Whats some /r9k/-core albums or music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m-_kutqgDk
>>36315696
Fanthony Antano gave me this one
>>36315696
>pink floyd
>robot
fuck off normie faggot
>>36315720
more suitable
>>36315696
coming through with the robot music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrPPF6gzMJ0
Happy Easter brobots, what did you get?
>got a chocolate rabbit, eggs and a marzipan egg
nice bump because no response
post the marzipan egg faggot
>>36315689
I got a chocolate bunny but ate in the first 15 minutes.
I'm so lost, the void just keeps getting bigger with every passing day.
Normie here, normie there..
I never asked for this..
The light at the end of the tunnel is just a weaker darkness.
>>36315594
Here's a (you), anon, take it.
>>36315737
Thank you, anon, I'll take it.
Haha look at all the friends I made.
This is so great the whole gang is here.
>niggers are so butthurt by pol posters they spam us with cuck porn
Why do blacks have such a inferiority complex to white men?
If you were part of the race that has never accomplished anything you would be butthurt too.
because black people that regularly use 4chan and have a inferiority complex aren't very black to begin with
key characteristic of black people is being confident and love of being a nigger
>>36315570
>Why do blacks have such a inferiority complex
You mean whites?
I'm tired of Tinder. Every guy wants to hook up, but I'm abstinent and want a boyfriend. What do I do?
>>36315569
>every chad wants to hookup
>>36315569
Is said boyfriend u want, like the guys in the pics?
Also, y would u use tinder if u want a bf? I thought tinder was just to hook up
you realize that you'll need to provide at least some sexual service to man before he considers committing to you, right?
THe only men willing to develop romantic attachment prior to sxual activity are total sexual failures. How attracted are you to men who have never attracted a woman before?
>crippling depression
>literally anything can make me cry
>someone being nice to me triggers hours of crying
>picture of megaman triggers hours of crying
>not enough tp on the roll triggers hours of crying
I'm on mood stabilizers and antidepressants, and even stimulants, but nothing seems to help. I just feel terrible every day. I go to therapy once a week and try really hard, and I can use what I learned during the week, but it can't stop the knives of sadness that stab me in the gut daily.
Nothing bad has happened lately; I'm not in mourning, I haven't been rejected, my self-esteem is better than ever
I'm just so depressed and it's getting tired. I am honestly considering ending it just to make the pain stop.
>>36315483
>antidepressants
N O
>crying
Jeeze it's like you're not even depressed.
I've had depression for so long I don't even feel emotions anymore.
Be glad you can feel ANYTHING AT ALL. it means you're not lost yet.
I'm in the exact same boat and have been for my entire life OP :(
>>36315552
I don't think it's him/her feeling "sad" that triggers crying. I think crying is its own emotion
>Go to 11th job interview in the last month
>In a sour mood and tired of doing this
>Interviewer asks me why I want the job
>Tell him "I'm tired of living with my parents and doing nothing and I just want a job, that's why."
>Interviewer doesn't even know what to say and says they'll let me know if I get the job
>Know it's not happening because I fucked it up on purpose because I hate everything
>Get call a few days later
>Got the job
How did this happen?
>>36315465
That's great, dear. What sort of job is it?
>>36315465
Your honesty was valued and I suppose the interviewer felt very sorry for you and a sense of empathy.
>>36315491
Janitor because I'm not qualified to do anything of value.
>tfw fembot with no chad bf
I hate this.. and no I won't date a robot. I refuse to date betas, only chad has access to my vagina. Your tiny little penises would barely even scratch my vaginal walls haha.
You're trying too hard and you have a low quality image, be more subtle in the future. Maybe try lurking more.
would you date a dom lesbian? If she was hot and fit and just wanted to dominate you and give you orgasms?
>>36315449
what would i have to do to get you? im willing to dedicate two years of my life if it means i can finally get some action. i just need to know i have a sure thing.