>Do you like my muscles anon?
>Don't be scared, I won't rip you apart, teehee!
Lmao my arms are that big and I'm a lanklet skelly.
she has bigger arms then me
>>38077372
GIVE ME A BLACK GF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Alright guys
I have given up and i know that i wint get any sex via tinder or normal methods
So where can i get a decent prostitute for cheap
Also any experiences with them
>>38077340
I've seen several hookers. It's honestly no big deal, just show up, pay, and fuck. I even had a three way with two Asian girls for pretty cheap one time.
Backpage dot com dating section: women seeking men has the cheapest ones.
>>38077340
friendly reminder that if you're a virgin and you lose it with a prostitute it won't count, you will still be a pathetic virgin
>>38077502
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I DONT EVEN CARE I JUST WANT TO FEEL SEX GO KYS YOU FAGGOT NIGGER KIKE SPIC JEW
List them.
I'll start.
>Parents
>Parts of family
The rest would just pretend, act as if they were your friend and that they cared, then completely forget about you a week later, I've seen it happen to a fellow robot I knew who hung himself.
>>38077308
>girlfriend of 2 years
>mother and sister
>aunts, uncles, cousins and extended family around the world
>about 25+ friends
>>38077335
Fuck off normie. Goddamn summer fags
>>38077357
not a summerfag, robot. i've been coming here for years. interested in how the other half lives.
lol hey guys do you like my tattoo?
Hahaha, that's pretty awesome! XD
Here's one I got a few years ago
Ironic tattoos have to be the worst kind
>>38077572
tb.h that looks cool as hell and most people won't know it's a meme. Way, way better than OP
So once I lose weight I can have a boyfriend?
Or do guys not care? Opinions
>>38077258
ru a girl (female) ? i dont like fat people
>>38077258
Depends. How big are you right now?
>>38077258
you can probably get a bf now tho
ok bye please go away
Look at that receding hairline hahahaha
he is just a kid
>>38077213
Receding?
That looks like a normal hairline my man.
>>38077213
>tfw hairline makes contact with eyebrows
feel sorry for this damn dude. he'll never be like us hairline-chads haha.
Not a receding hairline the kid just has a big ass forehead
Anyone else here who has major skin problems?
How has it affected you mentally?
Right now my skin is extremly flakey, I don't know what triggered it, might be contact dermatitis.
It's really disgusting.
In general my skin produces too much dead skin. Throughout my childhood and early teens I have suffered from skin problems on a daily basis, it was itchy and I couldn't resist the urge to scratch it and reopen the wounds, my arms are full of small marks if you look at it more closely.
Almost all skin problems are genetical, there is no cure.
And if it isn't enough I have a mild form of Ichthyosis vulgaris which shows on my shins.
I envy the people with superior genetics who don't have any skin problems, everything looks so perfect.
I've had bad back acne and mild chest acne ever since I hit puberty. Flares up with diet though I haven't worked out the details. Not really a big deal for me as I don't go out much and am almost never in a situation where I have to be shirtless. People with normal skin honestly fascinate me. I can't even imagine what it's like to have non-irritated skin, skin that you can pass your hand over freely like the skin on your forearm. Also showers sting the fuck out of my back sometimes, quite painful.
I'd go to a dermatologist if I gave a fuck but from what I've heard they just prescribe you some medication that gives you cancer anyway.
I had horrendous acne for years as a teenager but it was cured with an aggressive course of accutane
But my face lost the ability to hydrate itself in the process and I am now dependant on moisturiser and chap stick, without them my face is visibly flaky
I also have been battling dandruff for years, mostly a losing battle
At least my skin looks healthy apart from the flakiness. I drink a lot of water and I obviously moisturise multiple times daily so it's pretty youthful.
I used baking soda for my face and it cleared up and it also lighten the skin use the hammer brand but i still have back acne that looks like cancer or someshit oh well good luck to you acne gaved me autism
This guy has two girlfriends, meanwhile you can't even get one.
How do you feel about that?
Two broads!
Imagine their threesomes
>>38077094
so just two 6/10 sloots
>fake chad
I don't give a fuck if a Chad has 2 or 10 or a million of gfs, but I do feel pretty shitty about not having one.
How you dress every day
>>38077083
like dat :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
me down to the exact backpack
>>38077249
if you aren't trans you need to leave.
When did you truly understand success is something mostly privileged people can attain, and that if you're not born under certain circumstances, life can cripple you and ruin you?
That the game really is rigged against certain people? That life is even harder than you thought it could be, and much less worth living than it seems? That lowering your guard can mean death, and that hate is much more prevalent than anything else?
Which of the people you've met would you say is the most fucked?
Success is more satisfying, rewarding, and just overall better if you are at all time odds. You feel more victorious then just being handed success on a silver plate.
If you're a person like that, sure it feels good for awhile, but then it begins to feel hollow and empty as it keeps happening.
Never, because it's not true. When did you understand that being a failure in life is your own doing?
>>38077076
Dude try doing stock market or start abusiness or someshit
Life as a bald man.
less shampoo
>>38076981
More moisturizer
No hairdryer
Are you REDPILLED /r9k/?
>>38076943
Yeah, I am. Original comment this is original.
/pol/ is cancer
t. voted for trump
>>38076943
I used to think I was, now I simply don't know anymore.
>feeling extra lonely so browse the w4m ads on craigslist
>agree to meet up with a girl
>she drives over and i get in her car
>normal girl, normal everything
>says she needs money to pay for her phone bill because she spent her money on chemo
>has a lump in her ovary
>ohshit.wav
>start looking out the window, suddenly have bad feelings about this
>she asks me what's wrong
>"J-just nervous haha. I've never done this before."
>suddenly get out of the car and book it down the street
>running for my life
>dive behind a building and crouch down
>hear the car door slam and see her headlights searching for me
>check phone
>message from her
>"Imma come after you"
>Solid Snake my way home avoiding her car
>see it pass before me on the street almost shit my pants
>make it home and am now drinking water scared as fuck
Will I be okay? Will this girl come after me?
So you just met her and she asked you for money?
>>38076938
Fubkinn Kekkkk
>>38076938
If you didnt tell her where did you live you are gonna be ok.
> new girl join the class, pretty qt and possibly attainable.
> heart flutters fantasizing about a relationship with her.
> she smiles at you too and seems to like you.
> instantly feel happy about life
why am I so weak anon? why do they control my emotion so much without even trying?
is she russian ? i love russian qts
>>38076916
Desperation
Learn nihilism
>>38077003
>>38076916
Fact is, you'll only be crushed once you realize either:
a) she has a SO,
b) she's not interested in you
c) she's interested in you now when she's new but once she realize who you are, she'll avoid you like the plague.
d) she goes for a Chad in your class.
e) or even worse, she goes for a beta and makes you wonder if you're really that unattractive enough.
I've been there.
I NEEED SOMEWHERE TO HIDE AND SLEEP
WHERE SHOULD I GO
>>38076893
jail honestly
>>38076937
No
I Just need to sleep for the next 8 hours without being found
>>38076893
Come over to my house, where do you live?