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>lonely
>attempt to socialize for four months
>get into a small social circle
>slowly realize that I just hate talking
>leave circle
>get lonely again
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Loneliness cycle
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Iktf
>feel lonely
>try socializing naturally
>suck at it
>socialize manually
>it works
>get tired of having to socially manually
>go back to socializing naturally
>lose friends
>become bitter
>feel lonely
fuck
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Fuck this is extremely relevant.
Do we all have autism?

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Suicide thread. Looking for the quickest and most painless but also effective ways to kill myself. Please do not tell me "dont do it" i'm sure /r9k/ understands. I love you guys
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>>37187635
Exit bag
>This comment is not original.

Kek.
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>>37187635
Helium, car exhaust, or height are the easiest painless ones I can think of. Make sure you're solid on killing yourself anon- a botched suicide is almost always worse than a successful.
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Also side note i am not allowed access to guns or sharp objects that i could use to harm myself

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>tfw ywn impregnate an african chick and have qt mixed kids
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That's what my father did and I want to kill myself because of it. Fuck you race mixing faggot. People like me wouldn't have to suffer being mixed if it wasn't for your selfish ass.
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>>37187970
>Being mad at your father for your own failure

Fucking kill yourself.
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>>37187579
the mixed race thing is really being pushed tonight.

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;)
hmmm cummiesz mommy for you
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Only one mommy deserves the best cummy.
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>>37187483
nice I'm straight but I like seeing other guys' cum
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>>37187597
yeah me too it makes me feel good about myself

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Are home security systems really worth it? How easily defeatable are they?
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just go the cheapo route and get some motion detection ip cameras and set up the surveillance program to email you if it detects motion
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>>37187393
They let you know when someone enters your house and possibly alert the authorities.The rest is up to you. As >>37187428 said diy is the most configurable and economic solution.
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Yes, they really are worth it. Just having fake cameras outside your house will deter the common street thug. My grandmother set one up that was fake and in plain view, then put an ADT sticker on a couple of her windows, and didn't have any serious issues anymore. Granted, she now has the real deal and 8 foot high chainlink fence around her house, but just the "camera" and stickers did a lot for her safety.

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My high school's prom is tonight, and i'm just sitting here looking at the pictures on social media and reminiscing about how shitty my high school life was.

Any music recommendations /r9k/? I want to spend this amazing night with you guys - fuck the normies.

Also, general discussion. Got lots of time to kill
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4PKzz81m5c&list=LLnqJRVH6vwrmfmC38dgeKUQ&index=89
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>>37187250
I bleed by pixies or
I hate myself and want to die by Nirvana

Also, listen to the lyrics, they probably are relatable.

(Also, your not 18, are you, not that I care, just saying) (I guess 17?)
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>>37187326
Im 18, my birthday was May 3.

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>tfw my bf says my name in his sleep
It's freaking adorbs.
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>>37187209
gorethread time?
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>>37187272
reported. That's freaking awful and disgusting.
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>>37187209
desu, i'd be scared

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>Added femanon earlier this year, we talked nearly every day
>She's been listed as "Away" on Skype since May 10th

>Added another in case the above one is never coming back
>Removed me after two days even though I wasn't being weird or anything

>The other one I added that same night hasn't been online for a couple days

How do I stop this from happening again?
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>>37186870
>Removed me after two days even though I wasn't being weird or anything
What were your conversations like
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>>37186870
Stop chasing bitches.
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>>37187012
Just talking about music, vidya, what our jobs were like, whatever.

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>been browsing 4chan religiously for 6 years now
>traps still don't even make my dick move in the slightest, despite all these years of diligent shilling
Hah! Your brainwashing has no effect here, faggots! Begone, thot!
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>>37186695
>thot

begone, normie!

orefenaoocomento
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>>37186695
>Browse pol for months
>Political views didn't shift even minutely
How goes it /strongwillpower/ bro
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>visit /bant/ once
>instantaneously convert to canadian values system

how could i let this happen

Beta thread? Beta thread

>be me
>First party of my life
>highschool afterprom party
>show up 20 minutes late with friends
>meet up with some of my other friends there
>one of my friends comes up to me and is stoked to see me
>he and his friend both pregamed, hard
>both are drunk as fuck and on adderal
>she is a 10/10, not too tall, curvy as fuck, sweet as can be
>"anon will you come to my car so I can change?"
>get their and she undresses in front of me
>no bra, no problem
>being my beta self I do nothing about it
>she is on me all night, won't leave my side and if I move slightly away from her she moves closer
>have a few drinks so I'm on the same level as her
>don't make a move all night
>she sobers up a bit
>she takes me back to her place
>mfw I still don't make a move
>mfw my friends call me a pussy

Should I kms robots?
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>>37186682
>should i kms robots?

yes you fucked it all up you beta autist

now you're gonna be a wizard forever
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>>37186682
>Went to prom
>Went to a party
>Has friends
>A woman actually showed interest in him

Dear anon,

Get off our board you normie fuck.

T. Anon
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>>37186736
>T. Anon
I guess I'm too normie to know what this means.

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General chatting thread, Sofa King edition.

Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you'd like some advice, have any question you want to ask or just need to vent for a bit and get stuff off your chest, feel free to post here. No such thing as stupid questions here, I'll attempt to answer each and every post wholeheartedly(:

>inb4 OP off my board reeeeeeeee
>inb4 OP can't inb4
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>>37186629
Don't be shy guys, tell me what's on your mind(:
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What music do normies listen to? What do you listen to specifically?
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>>37186629
>>37187713
What level of normie are you?

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Robots who have lost their virginity, how old were you when it happened? I want to make myself feel less pathetic.
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>I want to make myself feel less pathetic

No can do anon, sorry.
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21 and a half. I'm glad I waited. Teenage sex is over rated and stupid.
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>>37186425
>robots
>that lost their virginity

Sage.

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>penis inspection day tomorrow
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nigga what? the fuck is penis inspection day? is your gym teacher molesting you?
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>>37186379
whats a molest?

its penis inspection day dude how did u even forget?
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>>37186262
I always get a bad mark...

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How do you ask a girl for her number?

When is it alright to ask a girl for her number?

The last time I tried was freshman year of high school. I was partnered up with a girl for a project and I asked her for her number so we could talk about the project after school and she simply said "No" and later in class asked the teacher to change partners.

I'm 24 now and I haven't tried since. There's a female coworker who talks to me and doesn't seem disgusted by me. I want to try asking for her number but I don't know how.
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>>37186161
Make plans to do something. Ask for her number to work out details via text or whatever.
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>>37186222

You ask a girl out on a date before you ask for her number?
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>>37186251
Why else ask for her number? Just because?

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tfw no gf

3
steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoBf/

lw
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>>37186134
>tfw no gf
Did you grow out of your homo phase
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>>37186196
>normalfags i hang out with who would beat me up if they knew that im a homo are trying to get me laid since a few days
Im ready to drop a lot spaghetti
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>>37186437
>hanging out with people offline
not a robot to be desu senpai

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