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Does anyone else consider porn more a hobby than just a masturbation aide? I spend at least an hour a day working on my various forms of smut.
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>>38244457
that is a nice ass. i can feel the testosterone coursing through my veins
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>>38244457
What do you mean by "working on"? It's not like you're producing it, writing it, or even directing it. You're probably just organizing it or finding more niche videos.
Okay after typing that out, it does sound like a hobby. Like stamp-collecting. Carry on
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I spend several hours a day. It's more fun than video games

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I haven't been dead for 24 years
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'You' has never been dead and will never die. 'You' came into existence when you were born and will cease to exist when you die. No one has ever experienced death.
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>>38244469
I have. But not for 24 years

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Who is this "chad" guy that you incels talk about?
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The personification of the person who is in someway better than you in every way. Very few of these people exist.
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>>38244384
God equivalent of human form.
But use knowyourmeme or encyclopedia dramatica if you want to look at the definition of a meme
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>>38244479
I just googled it like a normie and all the results sucked

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>want to fap but grandma just died
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>>38244373
Fap to zombies violently trying to rape then. Like music and tea, sexuality is really a mood.
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>>38244373
Fuck your grandma's body
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>>38244373
Do it Anon, make your grandma proud.

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Why is it okay for women to do things it isn't OK for men?
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like what?

jtgjrgjokdfghudfuydfygewfbf
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Because women aren't men and vice versa, you dummy. There's also stuff that's okay for men to do, but isn't okay for women 2do.
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>>38244387
Like?

Garbanzo

This is literally the sort of shit you see on tinder. Just a reminder that there is no hope for this world.
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Looks similar to pic related. You should suhmash.

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STO CRUST PIZZA. Call now and you'll love from a zesty blend of sweet basil, parsley and baked to golden perfection. The hot and you'll get a large 1-topping Pesto is kneaded into our Classic Hand Tossed dough and you'll love from a zesty blend of sweet basil, parsley and garlic. The distinctive flavor of pesto Crust from Domino's Pizza. The distinctive flavor of pesto is created from the newest delicious crust is topped off with herbs and baked to golden perfection. The pesto is kneaded into our Clas
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Rough draft, but it's the general idea.

Not sure about the last game, maybe original zelda would be a better face off finale.

Most brackets are just whoever beats the game first wins, except for stuff like tetris obviously. I don't want to reuse games, but I tried to use similar games in each category so it'd be sort of fair, so no one has to play fucking ghouls and ghosts to advance and the other guy gets barbie world or something.
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>>38244272
Hmm could try making it double elim
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>>38244414
I could, but I think I want more people at first to get a shot, rather than 16 people getting two tries.
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>>38244272
no one plays these """games""", wheres call of duty???

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>start taking Omega-3 supplements

>literally overnight no more depression or anxiety

>tfw 10 years of depression gone in a flash

>mfw it was that easy all along


okay well it was fun frogposting with you all I guess it's time to be a normie now bye
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>>38244263
>depression
Literally a meme friendo.
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also makes ur breath smell like fish so people think u eat lots of pussy xD

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This guy has a gf, what's your excuse?

Can't fidget fast enough?
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>>38244249
>This guy has a gf, what's your excuse?
I'm a spic. that's a pretty good excuse.
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>>38244282
sounds like you don't fidget hard enoutgh

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>middle school i think
>learning about private parts
>shows us anatomical drawing of lady butt
>teacher asks us if we know how a woman gets gregnant
>beta raises hand
>says cum in the pussy or whatever
>tyrone chimes in
>says you can only get a girl pregnant if your dick is long enough to cum in the cervix
>says men with small dicks cant get a girl pregnant
>class turns and looks at him
>teacher doing zach galifianakis laugh
>wonder what shit jamal is smoking

teachers face when
https://youtu.be/zBkuNpgACH0
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>>38244226
that's it I'm blowing the horn

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https://youtu.be/Kbi1PpfiH4Q

Is Steven Wilson /our musician/?
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HOW DO I FUCKING STOP LIVING LIKE THAT? PLEASE HELP ME
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>>38244212
>HOW DO I FUCKING STOP LIVING LIKE THAT? PLEASE HELP ME

Wish I had the answer.

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Itt we share book series that help us engage in escapism so we can collectively ignore this horrible reality that we are subjected to.

Wheel of Time series
Dark Tower Series
Stormlight Archive
Traveller's Gate Trilogy
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>>38244170
>Stormlight Archive
I love inserting as Kaladin.
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Ready Player One is super comfy book. Ironically enough, its major plot point is about escaping shitty real life.

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I met a solid 9/10 on an app we've been talking for a couple of days and she wants me to come over and "cuddle" what have you done today robots? (I'm a fat manlet spic)
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I bought a bottle of Jameson and drank two old-fashioneds and that's about it
I am also a fat manlet spic
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You might be getting catfished.
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>>38244203
I'm not, we've been snapping a lot, nice try though


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