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>Condom fell off while having sex with crackwhore
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>>36890914
>having sex
Out
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>>36890952
>Find a crack whore who's in need of money
>Lose virginity
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Ya blew it. Enjoy your STD cocktail.
im fucking failing all my classes
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did you try studying buddy
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i fucking failed all my classes
now i live in my parents basement
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well then take a break from 4chan and go study. gl
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I just want to be friends with most guys. I am a virgin, I don't want sex and every friendship always ends when he says he's attracted to me or has feelings for me. The guys have only been nice so they could fuck me. They don't like me as a friend and I'm tired of it. I don't know how to make friends! Being an actually attractive girl must be hard because people are just around for looks and because they're a woman.
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>>36890876
Stop looking for friendship with guys, idiot.
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>>36890876
How are you trying to be their friends?
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>>36890876
Roasties/role players OOUUUUTTTT
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Can girls be depressed?
If yes, what are they depressed about? Something like their future or the future of the world, or some irrelevant shit?
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>>36890851
depression has physical characteristics too
why the fuck do you think they give you pills
of course girls can be depressed. but they are so fucking stupid sometimes. my old friend who was a girl told me to "snap out of it" and I almost punched her stupid face.
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They use to, I'm a trap but I live by the 50's as a guideline of how a woman and man should behave and I watch my figure like crazy and try my best in a lot of ways. But women these days? Oh no anon, they just eat anything and act anyway they want to and still get the attention they think they deserve, it's truly shocking. All women are above 160lbs and they all write "I have a strong personality" in their profiles or that they're sassy or other meme words that basically mean "Take care of me I'm a huge fucking cunt and you can't do anything about it so just accept it" and the sad thing is men do.
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>>36890851
Yes they can. My ex was heavily depressed. She thought she was ugly, not worth anything, hated life, hated most other people, thought I hated her, suicidal, etc.
It was a bad time, wish I could have saved her, but there was no saving her.
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A thread where robots can share things they've made and get feedback.
I'll start things off by posting this guy. He posted some of his music in a thread maybe a week ago, and I was impressed by it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hGJXNWdXUg
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trying to practice drawing profile views feedback pls artist friends
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>>36891148
well done, but I can't tell if you're trying to make any portion of her arms visible or not
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I make music but I think it's pretty shit so I probably won't share it with anyone outside of my friend group
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>Uni lets out for summer
>still no gf
>still no job
brace yourselves for summer faggotry
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/r9k/ went full on eternal summer last summer anyway. With the US election came a swarm of normalfag phoneposters who refuse to leave.
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>>36890817
2016 was the year summerfaggotry became the norm on this site.
fuck smart phones and fuck the teenagers who use them.
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>Window open and fan on at night
>Still wake up covered head to toe in sweat
STOP THIS NIGHTMARE
GIVE ME BACK WINTER
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>Literally all I want is a caring, understanding and loving virgin boyfriend (later husband) who I keep putting off having sex with him because i'm "waiting for the right time"
as well as
>A tall muscle hunk Chad who treats me like shit in public and a whore when we have sex in my marital bed (and have beta husband raise Chad's baby with me)
Is that SO much to ask? ;_;
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>>36890786
You guys are getting really low-effort with this roleplay b8 shit
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Try harder faggot
Originoliololio
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>>36890786
I want that too, I want to be the husband in that scenario but
>tfw not a virgin
>tfw muscular af
>tfw girls like that don't exist and only masochistic guys can come up with shit like this
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Why is she so cute ?
I dont get it
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Boipucci is the greatest thing on earth
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>>36890739
more like he
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>>36890739
[meme arrow]she
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This fucking game made me look forward to adult life.
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It's a shame SIms 3 is such fucking shit.
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>>36890669
I found The Sims 3 to be okay, The Sims 4 is absolute garbage however.
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>>36890753
Ah yeah, I meant 4 actually. Been so long I forgot the numbering
Played 2+3 pretty sporadically, but 4 was jut a one and done after a week or two. Even the expansions couldn't hold my interest.
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>couldnt find any clean pants this morning
>wore my mom's garden pants
>everyone at work complimenting my ass
Do they really look cute on me?
Am i secretly trans?
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>>36890595
you're pretty ugly
you're fat
you have no ass
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>>36890595
this cant be real
KEK
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>>36890595
Are you the same guy who posted a while ago about going to some prom event with your best friends daughter or something?
Anyway your ass isn't that good. Sorry.
I've been left home alone again and I'm feeling all kinds of lonely and scared
Does any robot want to keep me company? I can't promise I'll ever contact you again
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Fine, i'll talk to you as I draw.
My replies might be minutes in between though.
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>>36890575
Why are you scared anon? Nothing is gonna happen :)
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>>36890575
i'm here, why don't you just post some kind of contact info though, or is this just some sort of on time talk kind of thing?
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>get to the point where you have a wife
>have a child together
>he's severely developmentally disabled, aggressive, screams constantly and makes your life hell 24/7
What would you do? Keep in mind abandoning your child is illegal in most places
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Take it to the pound or something. That's what you get for breeding.
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>>36890571
Lmao mondern medical science can predict pretty accurately if a kid is going to be retarded or not. You should have tried to get her to abort when you had the chance. You could probably set up his death by tricking him into an hero since he's retarded, but that's super risky.
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>>36890571
are you my dad
original
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Males biological function is to give pleasure to women and make her comfy 2017-05-09 04:03:10 Post No.36890561
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Males biological function is to give pleasure to women and make her comfy
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Males are basically biomachines for women to be able to cum with
Either by sucking your clit or playing with your tits, males are constantly looking for a woman to help her cum
Males want to provide a comfy environment for women so she can cum in peace. Who doesn't want a roof over their head?
When women want a baby, there is always a male more than willing to get you pregnant. As a bonus, he'll protect the woman AND the baby from any and all dangers!
So fembots I ask you, why haven't you gotten a male for your pleasure and amusement?!? Men aren't creepy or useless. They literally exist to make you comfy, cum, and happy!
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stop trying to oppress the womens with your patriarchal diatribe shit lord
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>>36890561
>Men aren't creepy or useless
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>>36890561
It sounds like you need to take the r/redpill anon
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Why did white people create cuckolding? What's the appeal?
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>>36890517
>white people created cuckolding
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>>36890517
Those kids will grow up thinking of those two as mum and dad because mum and dad is what they are. It's a pity you never knew love like it. Your folks must have really sucked. It's okay to cry. Better now then when you go to Hell.
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>>36890699
This has got to be baiting.
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So what should i do with this macbook? 2017-05-09 03:59:56 Post No.36890506
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So what should i do with this macbook?
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> be me
> 21st birthday last week
> go out for a drink
> dad orders me a suprise on newegg
> get box and open it
> its an 09 Macbook model : a1181
> tell him thank you becuase it was kind
> before work power up macbook
> everything looks pretty sexy for a unix based OS
>ONE. BIG. FUCKING. PROBLEM.
> its stuck on lion forever i cannot update it like a windows or linux system
> apple is a bunch of shills
What the fuck do i do with this old macbook anons ? should i make a 'hackintosh" i cant even get photoshop or garageband on the damn thing anymore and cant find any older versions.
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>>36890506
Over sell it to a hipster on ebay and buy something decent, i myself have an idea pad.
I can run lots of stuff on it and its prett cheap.
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>>36890547
have 4 laptops plus the macbook i have a Lenovo ideapad yoga with 8GB ram and an i7 as well as my main laptop an HP touchsmart 15 with 4gb ram and an AMD A8 proccessor R5
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Break it and tell your dad to kill himself
Fucking Normies insulting you like that