Thread where you share stories that ocurred to you in clubs, pubs, etc. Also share your autism with us anon it's ok. I'll begin
>In a club
>Head to exchange the drink coupons they give with your entrance ticket
>Call cute bartender girl
>Ask for a whisky with cola
>She pours It
>Bartender says "smile, it's free" while giving me a huge, charming smile
>I smile in an awkward as fuck way
>Go again with my colleagues
>After I finished my drink wait till she finishes her turn, so when i get another drink she won't confront me about being an autist.
Why people need to make fun of awkward people? Don't they realise they make It worse?
>live with brother because I'm a cripple and can't take care of myself
>he takes me to clubs every few weeks
>pays for my drinks in exchange for me helping him get girls because I guess they're into the idea that he has to help take care of me
>get home after a night of drinking
>he's fucking some new chick in his room
>wheel into mine and lay in the bed staring at the ceiling
I could probably bring girls home too if I tried but it wouldn't matter because I can't feel my dick.
He's nice to me. He pays for my drinks when we go to the clubs. I'm a heavy drinker so that's usually worth it to me. I might try and find a girl to sit on my face out of pity next time. He also drives me around when I need to go somewhere and stuff like that.
>Go to eat steak with normalfags
>Ask for it to be well done
>All the normies gets insta mad and start bonbarding me with facts about how well done steak is runing the meat etc
>Mfw I delay everyone's order
Enjoy your meme food (if you can) normalfags.
>be walking my dog in the neighborhood
>some high school age girls drive by in a noisy old convertible and stop right next to me
>one of them leans out of the window and says something to me with a taunting look on her face but I can't hear what it is
>they both laugh and drive away as I cough from the exhaust fumes
fucking hell , I should've just stayed in my room
Post your last text with a female lads.
If you don't have any texts with females then post your last text in general.
If you don't have any texts at all from anyone than I apologize for coming to your board to shitpost robots.
fucking help me guys
i have this dude on snapchat, seems cool, known him for about a year now, we met on a vidya
we make faggot jokes on occasion, but i guess it turned out that he really was gay
he snapped me and said "be my boyfriend" and i just replied "okay" cause i didnt really think much of it
he replies super seriously "Really? Let's do it."
REEEEEEEEEEEE HELP HOW DO I GET THE FAGGOT AWAY FROM ME WITHOUT BEING RUDE REEEE I DIDNT MEAN IT
The only way
let him fuck you in your ass until he is satisfied.
>See cute trap picture
>Know I like it
>Mostly just makes me feel bad because I'm not cute or 2D and I'm constantly getting older
I hate that this has become a problem for me. Fuck you, /r9k/.
> 4" erect penis BONE-PRESSED
> hideous facial features
> horrible eyesight and eye doctor won't let me get contacts
> zero social skills
> zero friends
> never had any kind of emotional relationship with anyone or anything
AKUMU difficulty life
Honestly it sounds like you should just end it all right here, m8.
>Female, blonde, early 20's.
>Brilliant social skills and loads of friends but as Robbie Williams said "The only thing worse than being alone is with people who make you feel alone" so I'm actually pretty lonely.
>Extremely introverted and shy, find it hard to go to clubs and talk to the guys.
>Face misogyny from men through the pay-gap among many other things.
>Not allowed on here because I am a girl even though I have suffered more than you virgins. I can't even get out of the bed sometimes, I put my phone on sleep instead and go back to sleep, that's how depressed I am.
>come on anon what are you waiting for *giggles* have a taste!
Has anyone here encountered a "nice girl", slags who try to get with you by being really submissive? Do they know having zero self-esteem and trying to sympathy bait us into relationships is unattractive?
It's honestly really sexist of women that they think being kind makes them attractive
Men aren't vending machines that you put kindness tokens into and get sex out of
>somehow get girl on snapchat
>she's not 8/10 but I want practice gf
>talk her up
>she gets pretty attached
>meet her irl
>never talk to her again
Whew, that was a close one.
>There's nothing wrong with being a slut!
>There's nothing wrong with being a sex worker anon!
>meanwhile the majority of porn stars were raped or molested as children
Really makes your thinker tinker, dunnit?
If you want to survive in the current year you must accept all forms of degeneracy. I remember I was watching the daily show with Trevor nigger and they dedicated the show to the poor black actors because less women wanted to be in scenes with them or asked for higher pay. This is the state of our western culture.
>tfw no bf to listen nightcore with
>tfw no fembot that listens to nightcore to sexually abuse by doing things like strapping her down to my surgical table and ripping off her fat meat curtains then put screwdivers underneath her fingernails and jam them in while fingering her.
>have you ever been in a fight anon?
Today i've defeated chad,he tried to choke me and i punched him in his face,that lucky shoot knocked him out
Next day, Stacies complain about you.
Should he have KO'ed you, they would have talked about how strong he is.
Come tomorrow and report on my Seer's abilities.
> Been there, lived that
>Flick from 2011
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Here's a song I just wrote about a night club I used to vist in Edinburgh, Scotland.
Tell me what you think bots
my boss yelled at me again