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>>37827467
I HATE WHEN NORMIES DO THIIIIIIS

>>37827986
the worst part is when you think there's a chance they might be accepting you or complimenting you. you know it's unlikely but there's still a chance and it eats you inside

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Basically circle jerking that we both have great taste in lewd things.

Well then apologise and leave normie

>>37827452
Cringe desu phamb

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>>37827449
The only way
let him fuck you in your ass until he is satisfied.

>>37827449
Why do so many of you guys get yourself into situations like this by agreeing?

>>37827535
BUT IM NOT GAY REEEEEE

You'll never be a woman.

Not original

>>37827441
I actually experience the same thing. It kinda sucks. Also where is that picture from?

>>37827490
I know I won't, I don't want to be. I want to be a cute small boy that doesn't age.

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Honestly it sounds like you should just end it all right here, m8.

Women instantly pass out from all the orgasms when they're with me. Constantly blueballed.

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>>37827432
>Female, blonde, early 20's.
>Brilliant social skills and loads of friends but as Robbie Williams said "The only thing worse than being alone is with people who make you feel alone" so I'm actually pretty lonely.
>Extremely introverted and shy, find it hard to go to clubs and talk to the guys.
>Face misogyny from men through the pay-gap among many other things.
>Not allowed on here because I am a girl even though I have suffered more than you virgins. I can't even get out of the bed sometimes, I put my phone on sleep instead and go back to sleep, that's how depressed I am.

I would go for the ass immediately

Where's her nut sack and dick, I ain't tasting vagina

You mean a taste of two years worth of semen? Fuck no, slut.

>>37827427
It's honestly really sexist of women that they think being kind makes them attractive

Men aren't vending machines that you put kindness tokens into and get sex out of

#sorrynotsorry

>>37827427
>somehow get girl on snapchat
>we talk
>she's not 8/10 but I want practice gf
>talk her up
>she gets pretty attached
>meet her irl
>buttfuckugly.jpg
>never talk to her again
Whew, that was a close one.

>>37827493
Yeah and these chicks think it's completely acceptable. Sickening.

the ironic part is beta males support the decay of society by liberating women

it's almost like they win in the end

If you want to survive in the current year you must accept all forms of degeneracy. I remember I was watching the daily show with Trevor nigger and they dedicated the show to the poor black actors because less women wanted to be in scenes with them or asked for higher pay. This is the state of our western culture.

Go back to /pol/, faggot
GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEE

>tfw no fembot that listens to nightcore to sexually abuse by doing things like strapping her down to my surgical table and ripping off her fat meat curtains then put screwdivers underneath her fingernails and jam them in while fingering her.

>>37827423

What do you want, 'fembot'?

>tfw no bf who turns me into his pet doggy gf

I gave up the only thing I enjoyed in this world

the idea of fighting and winning

>>37827372
no but i'd like to
fist fights don't scare me but the idea of someone pulling out a knife spooks me beyond repair
i don't wanna die having never punched someone

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>>37827372

Next day, Stacies complain about you.
Should he have KO'ed you, they would have talked about how strong he is.
Come tomorrow and report on my Seer's abilities.

> Been there, lived that

Is this /tv/ forcing this shit or is it our very own autists?

>>37827413
It's literally one person. Give it a week and it'll die out. OP needs to go to /s4s/ with this garbage

>>37827368
It's party rock IS IN the house tonight you beta

>>37827357
really good anon.
keep it up.

Sounds great, I love the sound of peace and quiet.

>>37827357
ITS SHITE BEING SCOTTISH
WERE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW
THE SCUM OF THE EARTH

>>37827332
Did you forget to stroke his balls when you sucked him off?

Hahaha faggot got yelled at by his boss hahaha

>>37827332
That's what you get for being a wagie

How much better are you doing today than the nerdlingers that were told they'd be the next Bill Gates?

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1. Are you white?
2. were you raised by a single mother?
3. were you molested?
4. Are you developmentally impaired in any way? As is, did your mother drink or smoke crack while pregnant?
5. Are you on the autism spectrum?

>>37827359
idk, it looks like they're doing ok.

>>37827367
1. yes
2. mostly but I had contact with my dad and I had a stepdad or 5
3. nope
4. ADD, mom was drinking and smoking while she was pregnant with me
5. aspergers

>>37827307
please tell me this isn't real dude

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>>37827434
It's real shamefur dispray

>>37827928
She sucked two dudes off, check yourself for std's