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>>39252021
>Does anyone here have any hobbies?

not really, one of my biggest regrets in life is not being particularly good at anything useful

mediocrity is awful m8

>>39252021
I mostly just play guitar and sing. I'm not very good, but it's a faucet for my emotions.

Guitar and photography. When people find that out they ask me to play them something or show them my pictures but I never do. It's mostly for me to enjoy alone anyway.

>>39251984
I literally can't you insensitive piece of shit.

>>39251984
the guy would look 10 times better with a light stubble instead

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I already got a beard, it was pretty much a requirement when I shaved my head. It helps, but being a skellie doesn't help matters.

>>39251776
Orgasms aren't that great. They're alright, but after the first I stop because it gets too sensitive to have another one right after. At night I use my Hitachi wand for a few minutes and then go to sleep.

It gets boring to be honest. I like masturbating, but I don't need it, like the way men tend to feel an overwhelming urge to, except for when I'm ovulating.

>INB4 THE FUCKING AUSTRIAN DYKE

People are free to browse /r9k/ fag, and alot people are having a happy life, just cause you're not making friends or getting into relationship doesn't make you a special snowflake cunt

>>39251906
You have an innumerable number of other fucking places to post your blogs and other normie shit. /R9K/ is for Robots. Shut the fuck up and get out.

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>>39251727
This.

Also females cannot under any circumstances EVER be robots.

Even ugly girls have life handed to them on a silver platter.

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>>39251695
Eat Tums.

MOMMY I NEDD MY DIAPEE CHANGED

>>39251750
https://vocaroo.com/i/s17WGpO7eHo9

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>>39251666
Isn't this guy a legit racist?

>>39251854
Lulz, saved

>>39251854
>>39252177
http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/29965283/#29968992

Damn, looks like kike shills are trying to slander him.

>that kid who always skipped class when homework was due in and kept getting away with it

>That kid who thought BQB chips were spicy
>That kid who never wears shirts but wears a sweater to bed
>That kid who didn't say "No homo" after sucking your dick

>>39251612
>that kid who wore a Naruto Headband to school

was me

Gtfo normie no one cares

>watching twitch

hello underage

>>39251621
ok non-normie what do you do all day?

>>39251626
i'm 24 :(

ive shown my mum r9k posts she thinks theyre pretty funny desu

>>39251443
not fucked at all, since i dont save my browsing history

>>39251443
one time i fell asleep in my room browsing r9k and i woke up and my mom was scrolling through my computer and she was like "what the fuck is this?"
i can't even remember what it was, but it was a thread about women somehow, and it was really awkward and i didn't handle it very well BUT luckily i was able to deflect most of her questioning by yelling at her about reading my computer.
i think she forgot about it, or anyway i hope she did.

>>39251429
Let your imagination do the work for you. Sometimes less is more. Though this is coming from someone who often jacks it to purely text based erotic games.

>>39251578
Though to actually answer the question, it usually feels better when I fapping to softcore stuff, things where I can get into it mentally. Full-on porn is just too quick most of the time, no enjoyment.

>>39251578
>>39251603
Thanks guys, i'll take this into consideration

Good night/luck, anon, I believe in you.

>>39251403
Talk to me anon maybe we could fix eachothers problems

>>39251431
>Talk to me anon maybe we could fix eachothers problems
but I wanted to sleep now

Someone with a lot to prove.

autist

otohi

>>39251389
>got a lot of charisma
Teach me how to be charismatic.

>>39251303
Yes, fuck your cat. Your body wants it.

>>39251639
If it's a male open up.

>>39251303
I had this exact same feeling when I pet my cat. It does its thing where it lies down to the side and exposes his belly. I then hug my cat and put my face in its soft fluffy belly and I appear to have an erection even though I'm not sexually attracted to it.

fuck off you stupid anime girl posting, wife having, dumb ass question asking motherfucker

I hope a lesbo steal your wife you motherfucking normie

>>39251277
Depends on the life you want to lead and how wise she is. Stay away from Epicurus. Most women connect best with and understand Platonic-Christian Continental Philosophy because of their natural affinity towards empathy. I'd go with Stoicism if you two aren't religious. Of course some philosophies make more sense to some individuals.

ay i trade you first pick i trade you first pick

lol banned cause white

>>39251302
were you the ginger?