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>>36093502
>Aryan Chad here, I have just been relaxing by my beautiful pool watching the water. I just got these cool gold aviators and I think they look very nice. But then I started to think about my life. I live in a beautiful home in a beautiful area. Females should be flocking to me. Yet even the lowest subhuman poor spics and nogs get gfs (ugly ones) but still. It infuriates me. There is not a single thing in this world i hate more than the female gender. I was walking my dog outside my house just an hour ago and 2 girls that looked to be about my age were also walking by. I decided to say "hello" and one of the roasties gave me a dirty look and said "um hi" in a nasty roastie tone. Why would a girl say this to me? I called her out on it and called her a slut (she was wearing quite slutty clothing to be honest) she said "oh my god" in a shocked tone and quickly walked away with her friend. Why would this lesser slut think she has power over a wealthy aryan male such as myself? I am tired of things like this happening. It has to change.
All like you !!

>>36093502
You're a 5.5/10 at best

Sounds like you are quite the supreme gentleman

How old are you? It is the same shit every time. It never stops. Doom is near! Global starvation! Peaok Oil! Global warming!

Why would the US go to war over japan?

>>36093491

Japan and China have been playing chicken over those rocks for decades. Obama asserted a few years ago that yes we would join Japan against China over those rocks. That actually makes it less likely a war will happen.

Russia and US don't want a war, and Trump is friendly enough with the Russians that they'll figure out how to handle this Syria shit without losing face.

Are most robots actually going out on Friday night?

>>36093666
Not all of us. Some of us stay at home and drink alone.

>>36093688

Are you MY Dan?

I often want to express my hopelessness but I feel like there's nothing unique to say

>>36093483
And outside of here, who'd really even want to listen?

Yeah but the antidepressants kill most of my feelings so that's pretty good.

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I am ready to transition. Just don't eat me.

>>36093378
A lot of young people are infatuated with African American "culture", what are you talking about?

It's okay OP
All you have to do is not play by their rules

>>36093365
bitch be leaking

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that's fucking disgusting. why is everyone obsessed with this sickening act?

>>36093405
because it is the literal purpose of all of our lives and every other living thing to ever exist

>>36093331
There were n0 stalkers.

He got a silver play button recently.
Which also means he has someplace to pick up his mail, I assume his home.

>>36093357
What was that big fiasco about then? I thought people were harassing him and his mom at home so he went traveling around randomly to get away from them.

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>when that black kid in your class tries reading

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>When that black clique in your school sings A Cruel Angel's Thesis from Evangelion

>>36093341
/thread

originalol autismo

I can gieb u the P

i contribute a lot to this board so donate to my patreon plz.

>>36093252
stop begging on all subs you pleb fuck

no way ur not fkn doxing me

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>inb4 u a skeleton XD

Its the angle I'm actually fat

I don't dox bro bro

>>36093190
Lol cool whatever fag

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>>36093190
Listen faggot
Weed is a gamble. You have to consider if it's worth the damage
If you think can take the hit of a few brain cells and -10 IQ points, go for it
Otherwise, don't bitch and keep your brainlet to yourself. Not our fault you can't take the heat

>>36093190
>tfw destroying my life with hard drugs
>tfw I make lazy stoners look successful

>>36093149
They don't take in the mentally I'll with suicide attempts

>>36093149
>bad eye sight
>severe depression that I need multiple meds just to stay stable

I'd probably be pretty low on the list desu. Realistically Chad will be rounded up and sent first, and they'll only send people like us when they get desperate.

I won't, I'll fight and hopefully die

>>36093135
My favorite was Dexter pre-season 5

currently I'd say it's maybe better call saul? It's hard to chose since every show is a fucking shitfest these days

It was probably Frankenhole.
Shows I love don't last too long because I'm a stupid fucking mutant freak with a backwards brain.

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I don't know. The X Files, perhaps. Used to have an unhealthy autistic obsession with the ayys.

>>36093039

>playing online games

>EVER

Everyone who plays online games does.

Whether it's on purpose or not is irrelevant


>Playing dominion
>Chase after my own teammates firing my shotgun to give away position
>Screaming cartoon theme songs down mic loud as possible

that kinda stuff

>>36093020
Could you eat a slice for me in my name?
My birthday is in 2 days and I'm lactose intolerant if I eat cheese I basically die inside

>>36093166
>He's only dead inside when he eats dairy products

How did you order a pizza?

What was your script?