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>pfffffrrrt
>no, Anon, I didn't shit myself
>you're smelling things, tee hee
>let me sit on your lap lol
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What the fuck anon. Stop it
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wish you'd fart like that whilst im inside of you
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>>35157773
No!
I want him to see this through
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anyone else here lost all faith in humanity?
I used to just be lonely and isolated, but then when I started actually talking to people I felt even worse knowing what humans were actually like. I thought I had problems, but my god are most people fucking evil. the worst part is they don't even realize. I don't even want friends anymore, everything is so damn rotten. this world doesn't deserve to exist.
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>>35157514
Post more eva
Preferably pornography
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This world sure doesn't deserve the kinds of beautiful things it possesses
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>>35157542
just when I thought I couldn't lose any more faith you show up.
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Am I wrong for this?
>Just turned 20 today
>parents throw party for me
>invite family over
>everyone drinking eating
>time to open presents.
>its from my aunt and uncle
>open it, its some lame black thermal shirt
>i roll my eyes, my uncle who has always been a dick and was drinking. starts cursing me out in front of everyone
>i grab a beer bottle and smash it over his face, hes cut people screaming holding me back etc...
Now my parents are trying to convince them not to call the cops, and they are pissed at me for ruining the party and the family relationship. Anyway did I do anything wrong? Or was I finally standing up for myself?
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fucking psycho lmao why
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As a skeleton I always appreciate getting thermals.
You sound like a bit of a faggot for not just saying thanks and pretending you like it, regardless of whether you do or not, tho.
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This is fake, but I'll post anyway.
You are and idiot and you deserve to be charged.
Also, beer bottles don't break easy, if you really broke it over his face, he'd be out cold.
Who the fuck supports this? I don't why people are enabling her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzdEvWN7lyM
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>>35157453
>why do people have weird sexual fetishes
you're gonna need a psych class for that one
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>>35157565
>have masters in psychology
>still don't understand people
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>>35157453
The onyl good thing I can say about her is that she has nice hands.
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I'm eighteen and find myself growing as a person. I've managed to step out of this sheltered reality so many members of society live in and begin to see things for what they are. This has some what isolated me from my family and friends because they are unwilling to see things from my perspective. On top of this I'm really struggaling with where I want to be in life at the moment. The most difficult part about all of this is I have no one to share my thoughts with who can understand me and relate with me, i feel isolated and this feeling of constant loneliness is becoming unbearable. To put a question to this post I'll ask whats the best way to meet like minded people, over the internet or locally, I'd prefer non univerity/college related answers because thats already something I'm considering but if this is to be an answer than tell me whats worth studying, if indeed anything at all.
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>>35157420
>I'm eighteen
go blog somewhere else, you stupid newfag kid
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Is this a copypasta? Because it sure is cringy as fuck.
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>>35157420
If you're seriously not even twenty, you are so much luckier than the rest of the board. You have a chance to learn from the mistakes of others. This board is a phenomenal resource of the dire consequences of a wasted life, and you have the privilege of learning from their mistakes. Work hard, take risks, power through pain, grow as a person- don't fall for the pitfall of seeking easy answers to life's problems, just go fucking honey badger until you are what you wish to become.
ps just show up to meetings for school clubs, have a passion and find people who share it
pps saying you 'managed to step out of this sheltered reality' and 'see things for what tehy are' stinks of babby's first personal epiphany. You will continue to grow and learn, for shits sake don't convince yourself you've got it all figured out before you're even legal to drink
>come here to escape women, responsibilities, and normal life-isms
>all that's discussed here are women, responsibilities and normal life-isms
this is an injustice
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i just came here to steal the wojak but i did not contribute any wojaks to the thread
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fuck you don't try to censor us, this is not your safe space
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>>35157526
>safe space
Weak b8
For the Glory of Kek
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Join our Discord for the Kek Republic.
For the Glory of Kek
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We Kekistani folk have been opressed for far too long!
We are not going to stand and watch, our people getting persecuted for the mere thought of independence.
If you are willing and able to serve kek, join now!
https://discord.gg/F5KKs
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Sargroid of Nigeria.
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>>35157283
i get dubs all the time and no one cares
f you
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>>35157283
a (racial minority) pulled off my frog hood and told me that i should hang from it.
i'm literally shaking right now
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Were you close to your father?
Have you consumed pornography for a prolonged period of time?
Do you "fill in" as the girl while watching porn?
Does the thought or act of dressing/behaving as a woman arouse you?
Does seeing other males dressing or behaving as women arouse you?
If you answered yes to more than two of these questions you likely suffer from autogynephilia and you should take a long break/quit pornography all together.
Sort yourself out, stay healthy.
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>not really
>yes but i want to stop
>no thats fucking weird
>no it doe's not arouse me
>no but i think its fascinating and different
not gonna lie op porn addiction is no joke a fap is a fap but porn is not good in the long term.
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>>35157225
>Were you close to your father?
No
>Have you consumed pornography for a prolonged period of time?
Sure
>Do you "fill in" as the girl while watching porn?
No
>Does the thought or act of dressing/behaving as a woman arouse you?
No
>Does seeing other males dressing or behaving as women arouse you?
50/50
>you should take a long break/quit pornography all together.
Not gonna do that
>Sort yourself out, stay healthy.
Eat shit
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>>35157301
you are my dude and this is why you are my dude
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You've pretty much failed at life if you don't have atleast a 400k networth at 30 years old 2017-02-27 01:11:22 Post No.35157214
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You've pretty much failed at life if you don't have atleast a 400k networth at 30 years old
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>he's 30 years old
>doesn't have 1 mil network
every +6/10 females primary goal in life is finding a rich chad to support them, they'll spend their teens and twenties looking for that Rich big dick Chad, fucking and swallowing miles of dick until they find one willing and one rich enough to support them.
Ideally they will marry at 18-23 to a chad 1-2 years older than them with a rich family and a starting salary of 300k+ (the majority of 9/10 females)
But very few chads this age are looking to settle down, so after get pumped and dumped 300 timee at age 23 they move the goal post and start fucking rich 26-35 year old chads aswell as poor chads with stable jobs, all with the intention of one getting themselves pregnant and stuck with them(80% of +8/10 females)
by age 28 most women are dried up hags with a plethora of sti's, there exist a tiny minroity of unmarried women who have retained their looks these +8/10s after failing to acquire a chad they will lower their standards and go for any 6/10 beta provider with a mill in the bank
if you're not rich and not a chad the only women you can marry are <5/10s or chubby old roastie 7.5/10s single mothers
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>>35157214
>Failed at life if you aren't marrying a gold-digging whore
More like succeeding at life
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>if you aren't marrying a gold-digging whore
all women are gold diggers
some are just greedier than others and some stacies value money much more than appearance and personality(i.e stacies marrying some rich 5/10 guy rather than a 9/10 blue collar chad
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money=/=happiness
a 9/10 chad with a 100k salary is more attractive than a 7/10 autist with 20 million in the bank to most women
because money generates diminishing returns in regards to your happiness
a chad provider with a salary jump 40k to 90k might imrpove their happiness by 150%
90k to 150k
80%
150k to 2million
10%
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What are you waiting for anon? I won't get pregnant like Stacy and Chad will never even think about fucking me. I can be your fucktoy on demand anon, come on stick it in ! :3
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*unzips pants*
*rubs cock under tail*
*hands rubbing up soft furry thighs*
*notices bulge*
OwO What's this???
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holy fucknig yum
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>Canadian porn
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>recently learned of the shit test
>from here of all places
What other tricks have you normies been hiding from us?
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>>35157089
Don't worry. Women use the shit test because they like you and want to see if you'll break.
Imagine if I gave you a pen and told you it was unbreakable. You wouldn't treat it like glass, you would try to break it
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>>35157089
what is the shit test friendo
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What is this, am I being memes again?
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How can roasties even compare.
>Dolphin s > Human
>Dolphin lets you fuck other dolphins, doesn't care about your degeneracy.
>Doesn't require you to be social.
>Can't get pregnant.
>Doesn't need all your money.
>Can control vaginal muscles for maximum pleasure, dirty roasties have Arby's meat flabs.
>Smarter then women.
>Less annoying then women.
>Much more aesthetic then women.
Kek roasties can't compare.
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mare pussy is more pleasing to look attheir anus ain't so shabby either
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>>35157068
>>Smarter then women.
>then
smarter than you, too
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It seems somehow inevitable that society would reach a state where dolphin vaginas were central sociological lecture topics.
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Is Grindr a good app to find traps?
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Install it and look dumb fuck
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The overwhelming majority of traps do not identify as gay men, so they won't be in grindr. They'll be listed as female under tindr and MAY have a warning in their description that they have a cock
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I found my trap bf on there yes
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Design your new life! 2017-02-27 01:00:31 Post No.35156944
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A genie appears in front of you and grants you the ability to design your new life completely from scratch! After you're finished, you may go to bed, fall asleep and die. You'll then wake up in your new life.
Post here the details of your new life and be as detailed as possible. Info that you leave out will be chosen at random, so chances are you're gonna fuck up in a department which you didn't address.
Note: the genie will not try to turn your wishes over and fuck it up for you.
You may only wish for things that are realistic and possible in this world. So you can't wish for superpowers, live in 2D world etc.
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an original bump maybe
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i wish to be donald trump
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can I wish to not exist or is that considered unrealistic?
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>You will never give a cute girl a long, passionate kiss after Chad's big cock unloads in her mouth
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>You will never lick Stacy's ass after Chad cums on it
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These are good feels. Knowing that I will never experience shit like this is refreshing.
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>>35156928
It's always amateur porn that gets me depressed.
Normal porn is just so fake that you know they're acting.