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>>34392591
This Girl Went From FAS To Irish In 10 Easy Steps Click Here To Find Out How

>>34392591
this is what happens to little girls when you rape them

>>34392591
I respect her for subjecting herself to life as a chubby beta

>>34392554
You can't. They fell for the le window to the soul meme

1) by not being autist
2) guessing

>>34392554
Idk it's just a special skill some people have. Like I can look at someone and see right thru them profile them. It's an abstract sort of feel

>>34392503
shit I tried
originsnmfgroes

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Rollin. Hopefully my life can start looking forward from now on.

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Time to roll

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original

>>34392425
Been doing it for 23 years... and yeah.. we are all degenerates lol

>>34392425
Finally got hired as a cook at some Italian restaurant after leaving line cook at some unorganized shit hole. Not really looking forward to the fast pace work but I am looking forward to all the drugs and alcohol binges after a shift

What position is the backbone of the kitchen

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something something AHHHHHHHHHHH

oky guys come on dont be shy its time to meet some new friends and get hapy with your self and find a soul mate! join the sever and be nice and also friendly and cool to eachother (especially astrid) and rock on dudes!

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byob event boys

Appeal to your audience. Youtubers do children and 4chan does manchildren. You need the right type of humor for each.

you either are or you aren't
it's one of the most intrinsic characteristics of a person
funniness is very beta though, so don't pine for it

>>34392330
Yeah I feel like this is my problem.
Like whenever I see girl and she laughs at something, I'm always thinking "You actualy found that funny?" Same for most norms though guess

My sense of humor is just to far removed.

It's a bit like imagining that she's your girlfriend and she's sending all those cute pictures just to you. Really ruins the fantasy if they post their dickhead boyfriends in there.

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I find this behavior very deceptive and manipulative. As you look through their comments they casually mention once out of three years of posts about their husband. The husband you never see.

The better question why do men orbit? You know this girl probably has a boyfriend. Yet you orbit. Why?

>>34392220
im having a hard time dealing with this because im a completely ignorant cunt who doesnt know how to handle suicidal people.
maybe i figured /r9k/ would know.

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im just not going to mention it
easiest and safest route
thanks /r9k/

Its a touchy subject.
I regret never confronting and talking about it with my friend before he killed himself, regardless if it could have helped

>>34392170
>what do?

Cut your dick off

>>34392170
Just get some pussy bro lmfao I've been on nofap for months

>>34392170
hah wow. wow i went to the archive to see if there was any talk of nofap, and here i see your thread. i'm on the same day. i think i've gone this long before, when i'm not thinking about it, but now that i am, i'm compelled to do so many things halfway to semi-satiate myself, i.e. only audio, watching not fapping, etc. but apparently, if you're going for some sort of dopamine reset, all of those things are cheating.

damn. damn i was hoping someone'd have some advice for me too. i keep my stuff on an external drive so it's somewhat easier to resist.... let's see.... just brainstorming. do u have a hobby? funnel that energy into your hobby. i took note of a book called "Taoist Secrets of Love: Cultivating Male Sexual Energy", that might be interesting to use those impulses towards something more productive. it might involve edging though. also, never edge without cumming. i used to do that all the time but after i read that the semen could CRYSTALLIZE in your body, i'll never do such a thing again.

mm... will be bumping with further thoughts...

i don't use drugs
i don't binge eat
i don't (need to) work out

clearly i'm mentally healthy

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>Stop using drugs.
No.

>Stop binge eating.
I'm trying. It's a very strong urge.

>Stop compulsively working out so you don't get fat.
If I did that I wouldn't stop.

>Stop all that shit and do what mentally healthy people do.
I don't even know how to approach others, not that I'd want to. Fuck off normalfaggot.

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>>34392138
>just stop having intrusive thoughts bro

>>34392108
nope

this cant be original

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Fuck no. Even if I tried to, I'd end up projectile vomiting halfway through the act.

This goes beyond lowering your standards into actual self-hatred and self-destruction

>>34392040
Not a frequent robot, been chad but yes, your observations are spot-on and this is the way of the world today.

I cut out all clubbing, sluts and toxic bitches because they are everywhere now.

Not to mention the quiet girls with more skeletons in their closet than the french underground tomb.

Men are waking up to this, and the only way to reverse it, is bring back slut shaming and abolish nu-feminism.

>>34392040
No, you are becoming uglier.

Required viewing for newcomers

https://youtu.be/5tuf59ex-U0

Bad boys are the MPDG of the male gender.

>>34391978
Bad bois bad bois whatcha gonna do?

- Loud
- Assertive
- Overflowing with testosterone
- Always gets their way
- Doesn't back down or bitch out

All these traits are usually a positive in men, except when they're criminals, which confuses the puny female brain

And many many more didn't.

K. And there are also millions upon millions of people in my family tree and in human civilization as a whole that didn't have kids.

Some lines are just dead ends

>>34391972
>And many many more didn't.
if they didn't then you can't be here now

have fun making it last

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>>34392082
have fun eating my ass

>>34391930
spend it on porn and post that shit here