>wanna get BLACKED
>but only by a burly black guy that is - at the very least - somewhat cute/handsome
>all the gay black guys in the area are lanky, ugly, hood-rats
you must be american, come to canada
>>35531185
> I want to have sex with a handsome man only
Colour me surprised.
>>35531185
>all the gay black guys in the area are lanky, ugly, hood-rats
Lol go to the suburbs
>tfw 5'10
>tfw your ONLY chances are with an Asian girl
Asian girls are the only worth while girls.
>>35530933
>your ONLY chances are with an Asian girl
what do you even mean by this?
asian girls are a higher value sexual commodity allowing them to be more selective with their mates
>>35530933
>having a chance
get out
No one ever told me about the "virgin walk"
why are normalfags so cruel?
do they really think acting as shitty as possible is going to un-virgin someone when it takes 2 people to have sex?
yes there is a virgin walk. i had a bitch told me i had that when i had sex with a girl.
The virgin walk is not real, it's just a "le funny troll meme" that this board perpetuates.
>>35531030
it's real, and so are the no singles policies at movie theatres
some movies even require men to have a female escort in america
Jojo appreciation.
that isnt any of the jojos
>>35531599
He's a JoJo from the neck down in part 3
this thread is prettyoriginalif you ask me
>make a tinder
>swipe right on all the girls nearby
>roughly 100 of them
>no matches yet
>using tinder
>as a man
>who is not a chad
Did you think you would get all the hot babes, mate?
no one gets laid on tinder except women and really handsome dudes
even the average guy gets like 10 matches a week where the girl says nothing back or 1 word replies
>>35530975
my friend met his last 2 gfs on tinder, hes not a chad
ree
Why are men ready to end a friendship just because a woman isn't romantically or sexually attracted to them? Is that all you care about? Is that all a woman is to you, an object of love or lust?
>>35530863
Women aren't actually that interesting outside of their uterus.
Wrong place to say that, most of these faggots get hard at the idea of being some girl's friend/emotional-tampon/errand boy
fucking losers
Because otherwise she would treat me like a literal orbiter. And they're boring as fuck usually, can't have fun like with men. Get offended so easily, if you won't put out why put up with you.
>Me and gf started having problems a few weeks ago.
>Problems get really bad.
>break up over a spring break.
>already has a new boyfriend
Why are women so heartless? It's like 2 years didn't mean anything.
>gf
Sorry for your loss op but get the fuck out
>>35530738
Women ALWAYS have a backup plan, it's biological. You should too, a man with options is a man without need
>>35530738
My ex did this then called me saying she still loved me but was stuck in a new relationship. I waited for a while then started dating current gf. I told my ex to fuck off, and I fell in love with my gf right now a while back. Trust me OP, you're doing the right thing.
What's the content of a suicide letter that would stir as much shit as possible if it got on the news?
Nothing, suicide letters don't mean shit.
Now manifestos post-school shootings...
Make sure you say you're a pedophile
Unless you do a murder suicide, it's very unlikely to be reported on.
You know what? FUCK ROLLERCOASTERS. Why would anybody like them? They aren't fun. You get strapped in so that you can move, go to a height that would kill you if you fell from it, and then essentially free fall.
>>35530540
i agree, they are awful
>>35530540
Check out this rollercoaster I made that looks like a womb.
>>35530867
Make it so another roller coaster shaped like a penis goes inside it.
I need some help
>be me
>need money
>steal dads credit card 2 months ago
>dade find out be angry but forgive me
>week later I steal moms watch sell it
>she finds out today
>Ifeellikeaterribleperson.jpg
>I have depression and anxiety
>I have no one to talk to on a regular basis
What do?
>>35530472
I hope they kick you out you fucking faggot then you can be homeless
>>35530472
>using m-muh depression and anxiety as an excuse to Jew your parents
No OP you're just a worthless faggot. I've been depressed most of my life and don't steal from family. You're just a piece of shit and your parents should definitely kick your ass out.
>>35530593
No but I have vowed to never do this shit again
I have a problem I don't know what it is but I need to fix it. I am a piece of shit for doing this but I can't be kicked out since I'm still in school
>hiding in the closet and relaxing
>parents need my help moving furniture
>they're looking around the house calling my name
>they can't find me
>mfw they'll have to do it all themselves
Dumbasses
Threads like these confirm my suspicions that robots are fucking assholes.
>>35530456
good onepepper
>>35530724
No just very autistic and suffering from assburgers, probably really lazy from what op just described.
My coworker saw me drinking a Monster Ultra White two days agoand today when she saw me again she said
>her: i want a monster inside me
>me: yea me too
And then chuckled. What did SHE mean by this?
>>35530441
hahahhahahah you admitted you wanted a monster cock inside of you
it depends on how she said it. she either meant it as a joke (she wanted a big dick inside her seeing you're her buddy) or she wants your small pathetic cock in her
>>35530441
>that first original sip
>having gay thoughts again
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
i am getting tired of this
Embrace it anon, there is nothing wrong with it
>>35530449
Everything after I fap I feel immense regret afterwards, I think about wanting to dress up cute and give boys I know buldges, I cant deal with this.
you are a faggot congrats
ITT: Things you regret
>Be me
>Sophomore year
>On school trip, at restaurant
>Girl I've been crushing on sits next to me
>Half hour of silence
>Food arrives, am eating
>Suddenly says "Anon, I want to be your friend"
>"What do you like to do?"
>Respond "I like to be left alone when eating"
>She doesn't look at me for the rest of high school
>be me
>draw all the time in middle school
>get gf
>stop drawing like a moron
>getting a girl friend fucked me over on skill.
She was trying to get a gay or autistic friend she could parade around for "tolerance" or "uniqueness" points. You dodged a bullet.
>sleeping over at friend's house
>raped me
>mother's day 2013 i told my friend that i was going to have a seizure
>his brother and other friend came over told me to come over
>no i'm going to have a seizure
>i drove over to his house mom flipped shit over the bracelet i gave her
>in rage i brought over ps3 and played god of war HD
>i left and had a seizure while driving
>i crashed my car into a tree
>i ended up in two hospitals and a rehab place
>i should of had the physical therapist call the police i think he forgot about it
Brown people literally disgust me.
>>35530152
I'm, como se dice, "autistic?"
>>35530212
Hope you're getting ready to build the wall you 5'0 beaner shitskin trash.
>>35530152
>>35530321
Stay mad, gringo. I can't wait until all of us brown brothers take your women and culturally enrich them.