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>>37604672
That's not true tho.

I'm so affection starved that I develloped a crush on a 5/10 roastie that talks to me times to times. I despise girls like her and despite that I can't get her out of my mind.

You probably never met a true robot.

>>37604746
>You probably never met a true robot.

But I have.

I invited one over one night to cuddle and touch me.

They don't like me cause I'm not stacy

I haven't had sex in 2 years

>>37604672
Kind of have, only men who want me are just fetishists. They don't actually care about me, and I sure as shit not having sex with anyone until absolutely sure. Why I am 26 and still a virgin.

By robot do you mean a male model with glasses?

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>>37604691
I honestly couldn't care less what you look like

>>37604721
>hair on big toe
Dropped.

>>37604514
"Son please stop making these race baiting threads"

NEVER GONNA STOP GIVE IT UP
SUCH A DIRTY MIND
M-M-MY SHARONA

>>37604514
I'm not your real dad, you're adopted, you're dead to me

which one of you has the stinkier pussy?

Do handjobs count as sex?

>>37604480
Post armpits or GTFO

Creates a new reality on both sides.

infinity-infinity=0

They yield

why do you think?

oh wait, you don't.

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I'll answer it

>white male, asian female

Asian women are the lowest common denominator for white men. White men are taller than asians and are seen as sex symbols.

In other words, you don't have to actually be alpha, a masculine role model for your future kids, or be a winner in any aspect at all. Be white, you'll get an asian woman.

As a result, your woman poops out Elliot Rodgers because they have a beta fuck for a dad.

>black male, white female

It's no secret white women overwhelmingly prefer white men. Literally every race, minus black women, want white men according to statistics.

So it's really weird when a white woman joins with a black guy. Typically blacks are really dumb, and act dumb. So a woman who can relate and tolerate that trash is often trash herself.

>>37604400
Shootout to Senior Master Sergeant Melon-Muncher

my respect for military supersedes my hate for other races so seriously, shoutout to my man from the airforce there

>>37604325
Playing Fallout 4, after that probably Skyrim, then New Vegas, and perhaps replay the Mass Effect Trilogy. Tend to plan out the course of my games a month or so ahead.

>>37604381
Sounds comfy. Installed any mods?

Continuing 3d modeling course
Continuing grinding drawing
Play some Overwatch because double xp weekend
Maybe hang out with a friend to watch some movies and play games

>>37604225
>what is a lanklet

>>37604225
I am tall and don't go anywhere besides work and the grocery store.

>>37604225
we just don't have anything to do outside. i spent my whole life playing vidya instead of making friends so it doesn't matter how tall and good looking I am anymore.

It has no muscle definition. Work out. Swim.

>>37604186
Your body is not gross. However, /fit/ holds bodies to a significantly higher standards than most people. Their standards sometimes (often) don't match with what people consider attractive.

You can work on it more, but you aren't in a pit of DYEL/fatness or anything.

Normie body.
You're fine, at least you aren't fat.

sorry moron, /r9k/ is a forum and not your diary

>>37604178

Thanks for giving me the first reply I've had in 5 threads

>>37604178
unrelated but it amazes me how much /r9k/ has to say about women when women are quite simple and we never see any in real life anyway

I have reason to believe the word "no" is not original.
But no.

>>37604082
I don't, think women can be bots too. Though since you asked I will now go out of my way to be an asshole anyway. So fuck off roastie slut.

>>37604082
Your suffering is attractive.

>>37603954
Samuel, the Promise Ring, Mineral, Jessica Six, the sky corvairs, capn jazz.
There's more but it's been so long since I listened to the genre.

>>37603987
any particular albums that you like friend?

>>37603954

Idk if this would be considering "emo", but definitley check out, Panic! At the Disco, their first album "A fever You can't sweat out", and Album like Fall Out boy's first album,

Some "Taking Back Sunday", "My Chemical Romance" - Helena, is also a good starting point if you'r starting from YouTube.

>>37603868
>HE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB
>WITH HIS FINGER AND HIS THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF A HOOK IN HIS BELTLOOP
>HEY BANE TAKE THE MASK OFF YOU'RE A BIGGUY C.I.A

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>>37603868
>SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH A FINGER IN HER HAND
>WITH THE SHAPE OF AN L IN HER FOREHEAD

It's "She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb. In the shape of an "L" on her forehead." ffs

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How does it feel knowing Chad is fucking Fiona right now?

My dick doesn't work. I ''jerked off'' the first time at 18.
I've never had an orgasm. Do you wanna be me, OP?

>>37604060
no, but thanks for the offer.

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>>37603825
>tfw jerking off never made me feel good
>wasn't until I was eighteen that I was realized that it was because I had been circumcised

Why is murder illegal?

Seriously.

If I can physically overpower a person, I deserve the right to end their life. Who cares about their "feelings"

>>37603794
Idiot. Murder is ending a life. Rape is actually making life once I deposit my seed in her.

>>37603773
Friendly reminder that "consensual" sex is merely an euphemism for persuaded rape.