I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
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>>39658096
Hello friend!
Autocannibalism
>>39658189
Quiet night? We'll need more Kakyoin!
>>39658506
Does he like mothers, or just the idea of mothers? We may never truly know.
Why do pretty girls make the worst decisions? If they stick to studying hard and being chaste, many more high quality men will go after them.
>>39658086
why would pretty girls need to be smart when their looks are far more valuable
>>39658086
>If they stick to studying hard and being chaste, many more high quality men will go after them.
They're going to get a high quality man regardless of their conduct.
Imagine how much dick you would be if it was basically guaranteed that you couldn't fail.
>>39658110
> looks alone
chads and tyrones pump and dump, gets old and nobody gives a shit about them. High quality guys don't like girls with baggage.
> looks and smarts
eternity of men chasing after you
>install Tinder
>spend a half hour setting up account with some of the few good pictures I have and a semi-funny bio
>mention I'm 6'2"
>honestly proud of the thing, it looks like I'm actually just a normal person, maybe even above-average
>one day after swiping right until my likes run out
>nothing
>two days
>nothing
>three days
>still not a single match
Is this shit broken or is this thing reserved for only peak Chads? I honestly can not do any better than what I'm doing right now, what the fuck, this is depressing. Have any actual robots had even a single match on Tinder before? What am I doing wrong here? I have heard that normal people get laid using this shit constantly and honestly my account looks totally fucking fine.
And no I'm not going to post any of my info or pics or anything, I just want to know if robots actually stand a chance using Tinder or if it's just a pure scam for only hyper-Chads to get laid. Explain this shit, I seriously doubt "normal" people successfully use this thing.
>>39658072
How bad are pictures? In all, I am no expert but I think that if you had a picture with a pet and another one with a couple of well-dressed friends in a decent spot ( restaurant, climbing, museum, any fancy shit roasties like) Then you would probably get swipes even if you are not Chad
posts like these are why i don't regret never trying tinder. i'm not as tall as OP nor do i have any pics that make me look like a somewhat normal person. i would seriously be getting rejected all day everyday on tinder.
>>39658072
you must be ugly as fuck my man
Seriously, are there any women actually into femdom? Because I have never met one who was
yes
im looking for my male sub
>>39658023
I would be your sub
>>39658050
cool i posted myself in the bf/gf thread,
find me and see if we'd get along
Femanons, do you like young horny boys? Would you help them to get relief if you were sure there were no negative consequences?
Yes and yes but it depends on the definition of young. I think 16-20 is prime fuckable meat.
No I hate them. A bunch of horny young fucks raped me and now I see them for what they are.
>>39658826
holy shit my time has come
dumb sissy white bois make the world go round
>>39657926
UWU how lucky another boi thread~
>>39657926
>tfw no black master to pass me around all his friends
i want the homos to take over r9k
remove the heteros and make this r9gay
>"Anon, why do you keep staring at me so hard? Stooooooop~ Y-you're gonna make me blush~"
How do you respond?
>>39657903
Black people can't blush.
I don't think anyone would stare let alone look at you...crazy fucking lady
My apologies, glorious nigress
I've started to realize that even liking women is kind of gay. You're attracted to something that at one point was literally semen in another mans ballsack. I don't even know what to do anymore. There is no escape from this hell
> he hasn't taken the gay suppository at this point
enjoy being a victim of your masculinity and ego dumb frog poster
meanwhile i can openly hate women, take dick and have killer prostate orgasms and not have to worry about trying to hard just to get some woman's attention
>>39657862
suicide op suicide is always the answer..
>>39657912
That's pretty fucking gay you homo
On the day of your birth, god explains to you in a way you can understand that you have a super power: you can, at any point you want after your 18th birthday, make one group of people drop dead instantly. He'll interpret your request and make it happen, but if you make it too complicated a group of people it will fail. So you can pick say all brown haired people, but all brown haired people except my mom and dad might fail. Who do you kill?
>>39657853
All people with eyes that aren't blue or green.
All people who want to die
Whazow
All People.
Why do normies get so angry when a beta tries to improve his life? It's bizarre.
They don't want competition.
>>39657843
when does this happen?
>>39657873
Maybe
>>39657890
Don't play dumb
The sneers, the rude looks, the shitty comments, the passive aggressive reaction to every tiny bit of progress you make.
>Stop acting like a submissive pussy
You're an "asshole" all of a sudden, everything you've done for them before be damned
>Make more money through investing and entrepreneurship
Suddenly "you think you're better than everyone"
>Lift weights
You're a meathead now
>Stop treating women like princesses and actually start getting laid
You're a "predator" and a "user" and a "scumbag"
>You do anything
Immediate criticism and scorn
Normies enjoy their status and start to short circuit when someone they always considered "the lowest" rises to a new level equal to or above them
>forgot to put the mask
>Now my co-workers are asking me what happened
>"J-just q bit sleepy haha"
Sometimes you fuckers are too real
>show up to work stoned, slightly drunk, on heroin
>work at a position where I have to talk to a lot of customers face to face
>no one notices anyway
>>39657819
>anon why do you look so sad
hate that question, always just makes me feel worse
It's the birthday of a girl who I had an argument with on the 4th of July, and she hasn't spoken to me since. I haven't attempted to contact her, and she hasn't attempted to contact me. We were very good friends before our spat, should I wish her a happy birthday?
>>39657805
Please respond. Oregano Pastrami Salami
>>39657805
She is probably hoping you will.
>>39658676
Doing it, will post results.
Why do I have to be so ugly, /v/?
Why are you ugly op
>>39657760
the game is rigged.the sooner you kill yourself the sooner the suffering ends.
>>39657786
Bad luck original
My parents forbade me from seeing my emo trans ex boyfriend
It sucks being autistic and babysat
It was eight months ago
I'm going full emo and never getting a new s.o again
>>39657596
Can't you just covertly message him over the interwebs?
-explaination
I'm in a "special school" for retards. I'm in special ed. My parents have to babysit me constantly . I wanted to see my emo now-ex but he lives hours away from me. I of course was banned from doing that
>>39657622
Nah, we broke up In a way that prevents further contact
>it's a "oneitis left you on read" episode
Poor you, my oneitis is fucking crazy for me
Just happened to me. Been 2 days on read. All I did was asking if she was ok.
>it's a "oneitis tells you she can't respond often because she's busy but is meanwhile constantly posting on kikebook" episode