What genetic/social circumstances that were beyond your control cucked you from normiedom?
>be me
>huge fetish for women using toilets
>I will never be able to ask a girl if she's into peeing or pooping in front of me until really really deep into a relationship even though it's a sexual dealbreaker for me.
>the thought of this has turned me off even looking.
>essentially your post except with a diaper fetish
>>38909426
we are not so different my brother.
Asd that escalated because my parents thought I was stupid instead so they never got me treated and abused me for it.
Post your favorite song.
Ill listen to them all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crlKlQSMuAc
>>38908643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1WxYNKHddM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGqD3bwn1lY
i probably have autistim
>Slowly self improving
>Begin to think I can escape robothood
>Get a job
>Start lifting
>Friends notice my change in attitude and start encouraging me
>Go out with them and reconnect with a girl from high school
>She gives me her snapchat
>We talk for awhile
>She thought I hated her throughout school
>Tell her I didn't hate anyone apart from one guy who was a dick to me for no reason(I never figured out why and even asked him)
>She asks me how anyone could hate me
>Feelsgoodman.png
>Try to escalate
>My autism makes it difficult but I am making progress
>Think I'm getting there
>She doesn't respond for a few hours one night
>Think nothing of it, she's usually asleep by this time anyway
>Get a snap from an unknown snapchat
>Open it
>It's her sucking the one person on earth I can say I hate's dick
>Confused, hurt, but overall just fucking sad
>Asks her why she did it
>Ask why it had to be him, why did he have to send me a snap of it, why does he still hate me
>She said it was his idea and that they just clicked
>She had met him at a party that night
>Guy told me all the details, talking shit the whole time
>Block him, lie down, wonder what the fuck I've done wrong
I've masturbated to that snap since I saved it about 8 times now. My life is a fucking joke.
Did he have a nice dick? big, pretty?
Send it to her parents anonymously.
Dude just send her a picture of your dick and express how you want to spitroast her, time to talk mad shit this girl is just some random whore treat her as such. You have literally nothing to lose here.
>dad called me a pussy again
I am sick of this asshole's shit. First thing tomorrow morning I'm hitting the gym and getting /fit/. My goal is to be able to kick his ass in a year's time. wish me luck robots.
>>38908547
>complaining about being called a pussy
>posts anime girl
>>38908547
Isn't this the plot to the movie Hot Rod?
>>38908547
i wish you good luck anon. knock your dad out for me.
i'm bored and lonely /r9k/. what should i make for my next programming project? preferably something extremely autistic which will benefit the people on this board
bumping with my fav gifs, might as well make this is a comfy thread too
>>38908519
Program a simulation of life forms that have some form of genetics; invent conditions that kill the life forms (but can be avoided if they mutate correctly)
grow your life forms into complex organisms capable of surviving any kind of hell you throw at them
>>38908556
pretty cool idea, reminds me of http://boxcar2d.com/
About to get my first tattoo. Getting this one my right shoulder, designed and made by a Japanese tattoo artist.
It's a 4 hour procedure. In thar occasion, let's have a tattoo thread. What ink do you guys have?
I have no tattoos. Both my brother and dad have gang tattoos and I think they're quite silly. If I was going to get a tattoo it would have to be something religious, something that's extremely important to me.
dis gon b gudYes, I know I'm fat
Yeah but like, what's it mean?
>born a man
>can only get off by imagining I'm a woman having sex with other women
That's gay anon.
Like, super super gay.
>>38908412
There's a lot of layers in that.
I think the answer is femdom and pegging, though.
>>38908412
fap less often
get some testosterone in you by lifting
I'm definitely no robot. Most likely name for me would be a Chad. Feel free to hit me with some questions about life on the other side.
>>38908393
please tell me, how does it feel?
what do you test as on the MBTI
>>38908393
Hello fellow chadbot.
What are you doing here?
It's my birthday. Someone please tell me everything it going to be alright
>>38908313
Some of the things are gonna be alright. Happy birthday, anon.
eh it's all right
Happy Birthday, Champ. Here's a Shake and a Big Mac -- my treat.
I am a normie. Not chad level but just a regular dude. 23, girlfriend whose a cutie trap, not a virgin and a job, savings degree soon to start my career.
Now that's all out of the way, I see lots of posters wondering what the best job is for them as NEETS who don't wanna be NEETS or betas and it is hospital security. You will likely start at nights and YOU WANT TO STAY ON NIGHTS.
1. You already all shun the day
2. Limited to no interaction with population.
3. Extra pay with time differential
If you got a question about it ask away
You're having sex with a man you absolute faggot
>>38908305
>girlfriend whose a cutie trap
What?
You mean girlfriend (male)?
>>38908585
Exactly shamalamadingdong
I used to come on /r9k/ regularly and I know that even though the board has gotten a lot more "normie" recently that there's still the subsection of depressed young adults who I used to identify with. And motivation is hard, so I really do hope this can help someone a bit.
>be me 1.5 years ago
>contemplating suicide daily
>self-harming
>starting to become addicted to alcohol
>never been in a relationship
>no accomplishments in life
>nothing to life other than vidya
>be me 1 year ago
>stopped drinking
>stopped self-harming
>started reading books
>cut down drastically on vidya
>losing weight (I've gained it back since, but in an attractive way)
>be me half a year ago
>get into first relationship
>pursue the interests I have
>genuinely improve myself as a person
>become less autistic, able to speak to people
>feel content for the first time in my life
>be me now
>single because relationship blew up
>still genuinely happy with life
>minor anxiety issues
>minor self esteem issues
>mood swings, but not that bad
>getting published on sites
>moved out of my mom's house
>only addictions are sugar and TV
Change is possible, you just need to find what you need to work on and actually do that.
>>38908284
No one wants to hear your gay ass story dude
>be me 1 year ago
>lose weight
>stopped playing video games a while ago
>still working a lot tho, have to
>nothing else changed
Around me nothing changed, it's still shit. As before, I can get fatties only and even that is too much stress to handle.
>>38908284
Is that a monarch butterfly, OP?
I took a picture of a monarch on a walk the other day.
It's pretty dope.
Want to see it?
ITT: Conspiracies you believe.
Women don't orgasm and feel absolutely no attraction towards men. Only men can feel love, women can only love their children.
The world maps are incomplete. There is likely a hidden continent and many hidden islandly the world government doesn't want us to know. I know because I feel as though I've been there before, perhaps at a young age, and it was a place unlike any other on earth.
There is a small group of people controlling the world. Whether it's the illuminati, or whatever, they are real. They are extremely smart and possibly even God like from reaching the peak of technology and are holding all of humanity back from advancing too fast because it keeps them in control. I know we have to be more advanced than this, this all feels like a simulation, like role play, there's no way humans are still THIS primitive.
Possibly the only conspiracy theory I believe in, after all these years of reading shit on the internet, is that the moon is not a natural satellite. It's too big, its movement is too weird to be coincidental, it's composition is strange and it's probably hollow to boot. Someone/something built it and put it there.
>>38908232
any geomorphologists here who can explain this landform?
some kinda plume or some shit but why the ring
>>38908232
youre just being delusional, none of those are true
>dating this girl for a few months
>go visit her family on the island they live on
>girl was very into tennis at some point
>i was never good at it but always wanted to learn it
>go play with her
>both fit, looking good, especially with sport clothes on
>hit the ball outside the courts, go out to get it
>two hot girls see me walking out and both say "Hi"
>smoothly say "Hey" back
>spend rest of the day super-flattered
That was over a year ago, and I think it's the happiest moment of my life. It's pretty much all been downhill from there. What about you, /r9k/, what was your happiest moment?
>>38908229
>both fit, looking good, especially with sport clothes on
Rofl anon. Look at her. Fit and looking good huh? She looks like she would smell of mayonnaise.
>>38908316
Nah, she could run 5km faster than me and without too much difficulty, which is more than I can say for myself.
God I miss her so much. I don't know what it is, I've slept with girls since her - I've even been broken up with since her, but it doesn't bother me at all, whereas this thing that happened a year ago does.
does anyone have that pic comparing how men listen to music vs how women listen to music?
women can hear through their vagina
>>38908207
Don't save the thumbnail this time.
>>38908282
This is retarded cause most guys just listen to what everyone else listens to
>forced to buy overpriced porn videos because my sexual tastes have become so specialized and narrow and obscure that no free content exists
>>38908182
How specialized? Are we talking lesbian clown porn?
well, i do know of someone who has a solution to that problem
>>38908242
...lumberjack porn?