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Does anyone get the feeling that their life is just some really bad comedy like Curb your Enthusiasm or some shit

Like everything is awkward and mind numbing with no escape
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>>38772164

Sometimes I think my life is that. Sometimes I think I'm still locked in the psych ward stuck in a bad dream from the meds. Sometimes I think I never woke up in the icu. Sometimes I think I am in hell. Mostly the last one.
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>>38772164
Haha just dont think you are in hell. You actually fucking are. If you research humans you get to find they are the worst pieces of shit imaginable. Its a sick little game. This life is suffering. Its all it is. All you have is yourself. So better find something worthwhile. Only thing that helped me was knowledge. I denied my suspicions for years because the world couldnt be that evil right? WRONG. Its everyman for himself. So build you own little castle or gets stomped by the people around you.
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>>38772426
Or maybe were all just edgelords who cant deal with the daily minutia of life

Meanwhile normies accept the monotony and try to improve themselves

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ITT philosophy
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Well Aristotle pretty much clinches the argument. There is nothing else to discuss.
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>>38772160
Aristotle is right. Traps are not purely feminine so Plato's description of a "transcendental Woman-Beauty" is nonsensical. If feminine virtue exists in traps, it's in a profoundly corrupted and unnatural form. True lovers of femininity would love women exclusively.
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>>38772250
And what makes someone a true lover rather then a lover? Take this hypothetical man. This hypothetical man likes traps, likes women, and dislikes normal men. This man obviously is attracted to femininity in all forms. Wether the form was raised male or not is irrelevant, only the present matters when talking about attraction.

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Since some people still seem to believe in the wage gap, I've found an informative video for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Raufh8fP8
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>>38772071
will bump for grain gainz and posterity.
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>>38772071
continued bumping dasfadfas
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this is very good, he isn't some MRA fag either he is right about women's problems too.

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if you're woman on /r9k/ then you're a fucking whore.

I'm glad that greasy-faced slob mystery had her nudes posted and vids posted of her degrading herself.

That's what you all deserve you damn sluts
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Why do you think we're lurking on /r9k/? It's to get nudes and more from those roastie whores.
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>>38772214
>lurking /r9k/ to get roastie nudes
>not lurking to vent with fellow robot bros who can relate to your situation
This is why the board is shit.
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I'm too high to know what this thread is about but fuck women acquire junkcoins
the beta uprising approaches

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How do I cure my oedipus fetish???
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>>38771984
blow your head off
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>>38772023
>blow your head off

Thanks anon.

Will do

Anything else?
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Is that a doll or real person? I can't tell.

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>launch Huniepop
>get 2-3 friends messaging me something negative, even one harassing me

It's sad that I have to appear offline if I want to play this normalfaggot eroge.
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>>38771921
post screencaps of the messages
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>>38772075
I'd have to find them, hold on.
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>he didn't pirate hunie pop

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So you browse 4chan, mind explaining that?
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Who is 4chan?
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>>38771892
Yes, I am the elite hacker that goes by the name 4chan. It's a pleasure to meet you.
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4chan allows me to read interesting things about complete strangers. People tell stories here that I can laugh at, feel sad about and happy about. Its like a tv show or a book with unlimited characters that never ends.

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We now know that traps with a feminine penis aren't gay, but is it gay if it is a female with a masculine vagina?
Penises and vaginas are opposite concepts, so surely that means if penises aren't gay, then vaginas must be.

asking for a friend
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>>38771890
post full image pls
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>>38771890
>masculine vagina
made me smile.
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>>38771908
the only time i post on r9k is to post this image

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Is environmentalism really about saving the environment or is it about pushing socialism and veganism?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8umDNRWvB80
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>>38771803
There is one planet earth in a infinite void of space

do you have a problem with protecting that little perfect biosphere?
if you do kill yourself. if you question the methods of protecting that little perfect biosphere? kill yourself.
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>>38771803
>not realizing environmentalism is actually just to further milk people of their money by claiming it will help save the environment
it's a scam, they're just hiding it under E N V I R O N M E N T A L I S M
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>>38771803
It is about pushing veganism to increase soy intake in males which is proven to lower sperm counts and make the body more feminine.

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should I transition or should I start weight lifting and become fucking jacked?
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>>38771699
>should I go again't biology and fuck my body up with exogenous hormones
>or should I use my body in the way it's intended and improve it through physical exertion and healthy diet
HMMMMMM I WUNDAR
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probably depends on your height
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>>38771699

Lift.

It feels good, and you can see meaningful progress you've earned. It also helps you get out. You stand a likelier shot at social acceptance. It energizes you and makes you proud of something (your body).

It's also fun to keep improving.

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Beast thread.
Discuss.
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Um yeah Azuki is clearly the best cat waifu. It's a neki loli what more do you want
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>>38771692
Is it like rule34 thread or bestiality in general with real life stories?
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>>38771744
Both. Anything beast-related is welcome in this thread.

>There's a guy in my class who is literally the definition of a neckbeard virgin
>Smells like piss. One of my friends says this is because of his cat pissing and him leaving his dirty laundry in a big fucking pile. Let me remind you that he has smelled like this for at least 3 FUCKING YEARS.
>Is fat and actually has a well developed neckbeard
>Once asked my friend out multiple times when she said no and also hugged her sexually (touching boobs).
>Asked my other friend out even though he is straight and still hugs him
>Says he lost his anal virginity even though he 'doesn't want to talk about it' and 'doesn't want to brag'
>Pats me on the head like I'm his pet
>Says that he literally sits on his cat because he can't be bothered
>Never studies
>Talks about Japan all the time
>Talks about rpg video games all the time
>Literally can't take a fucking joke
>One time I said to my friends that I mainly do work when the teacher is here and at home and, being the inconsiderate bitch he is, tells me that "yeah you are pretty lazy"
>Hangs out with a group where they just sit on their phones all day
>Doesn't get the fucking memo when someone tells him to stop something
>Literally thinks that the spaghetti monster was from Japan and people unironically believe in it.
>Now he wants to hang out with my friend group.
>Did I also mention he smelled like cat piss?

What do?
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fuck the shit out of him
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>>38771655
Curse the shitlord out and tell him to never talk to you again
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>>38771655
You go to Tumblr and complain instead of doing it here, that's what you do.

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Monday night /drinking/
>2011
Not party rocking
What my mangos drinking tonight?
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I have work at midnight in 8hrs so I can't drink...yet. Tomorrow is my weekend and I'll have a few on my day off with a pizza; chest day is best day
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>>38771688
>drink every night
>still work out and make gains.
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>>38771652
Drink a 40 of olde english and have a tall boy of natty daddy in the fridge for after.

I have a thing for cheap beer.

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all the old internet communities i knew are gone
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gamefaqs is still a thing
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I wonder if The Flood is still around.
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>tfw you go to some random forum for some insipid subject matter and there are people with over 9000 posts and hundreds of people logged in at once

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>ywn be part of a 1950s/60s organized crime group
>ywn pull off super cool hiests
>ywn be super rich off all the crimes you've committed
>ywn sit at a poker table with cigarettes and whiskey everywhere and play cards with your partners
>ywn come home late at night after a huge crime you just committed and bang your hot Italian wife
>ywn work for a god father
>ywn wear super cool and fancy suits
>ywn work together and watch each other's back with your partners in crime
>ywn be bored since you'll always be on the watch for trouble

I can't tell you how badly I want to live this life r9k
>why not just join a gang or something then you loser XD
Because, the organized crime individuals in the 1950's treated you like family, they were classy, and respectful to their partners..
Everything now is just "AYO HOL UP HOL UP U GOT DAT TREE FITTY OR WHUT NIGGA"
Fuck, I think joining a 1950's Mafia/organized crime group would be better than being a fucking robot...
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I share similar fantasies..
Seems like such a badass life.
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>>38771593
The organized crime groups meet in statehouses and board rooms now.
It's no different than before.
If organized crime becomes effective enough, it becomes a "legitimate government."
I promise you it wasn't as cool as the Godfather being a mafia man.
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>>38771593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b9musU7Ke0
watch it

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