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Femanons, do you have bigger than average breasts, thighs, hips, or ass? If so, how big are they, and how have they affected your life?
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dumb kagaposter
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Dicklet nigger be gone
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>>35651269
She's got life and hometown tho

>>35651345
I am not Ruggarell

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you've got ten seconds to prove that you're not a filthy fucking normie
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Here's your proof, I come in here for the ylyls and I know 4chan is a branch of 9GAG.
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>>35651228
im gay
oreginal
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>>35651228
I'm married, college educated, employed, and make good money. I have a stable social circle and can speak to strangers easily.

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How do I go from a small town to a big city? I just want to wait tables and ride the subway.
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first of all, pick a city that isn't Chicago, that place is a fucking trainwreck
next, just fucking do it, go on Indeed or wherever the fuck and just send out resumes before you move there, or save up/get a loan from your parents to move and look around for jobs
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If you're serious I'll trade places with you right now but I don't think you actually want what you think you want.
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>>35651244
I want to go some place warm

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So. True. Bill Gates is cool for helping Africans and everything, but Steve Jobs was a true visionary.
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I AM SO FAT THAT EVERYTHING I SEE IS FOOD
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>>35651308
I rub my penis in little debbie pastries desu
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>>35651181
weak b8 try again some other time

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anyone tried this? any good? i'd be losing two kids of virginity at the same time :3
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What the fuck

How is that even possible

Orognhtshn
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>>35651163
if you have an 8" flacid dick, then maybe but then you can't get hard.
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>>35651163
I would totally do this if I wasn't a major dicklet

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>tfw no qt fat gf
;_;
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>tfw no (You)s on my fat girl thread
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iktf my ethanol
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>tfw no fat weeaboo gf that just wants to sit around and play monster hunter all day

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Who /manipulator/ here?
>work at McJob
>treat all my coworkers really well and work really hard in front of them
>except when I'm around my Stacey coworker
>when I'm around Stacey, I act like I don't give a shit about my job and I treat her like garbage
>she complained about me to our manager
>"what are you talking about, Stacey? Anon is one of our best workers!"
>mfw
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Damn
That's pretty evil
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good work keep it up, tell them stacey is being sexual with custmomers
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Me lol. I love being a sociopath.

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>tfw you will never cum on her feet

Genuinely, why live?
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>>35651077
>tfw you will never bury your face into her ass and huff her smell
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>>35651077
>You will never brutally rape her to death and violently penetrate her lifeless body and dump her overboard 10 miles offshore

THAT FEEL
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>>35651287
You need to be doing that further out than that you edgy sumbitch.

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Hey r9k the microwave Mac and cheese plastic thing was cracked when I pulled it out of the box. Also there were bits of the plastic in the Mac and cheese that I took out

I'm not really scared but just want to make sure I didn't eat anything that's gonna make me sick, because I felt a little funny after I ate it.
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nah you're fine. that plastic leeches into the mac and cheese anyway when you put it into the microwave.
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>>35650922
Pls this is an actual meet problem. I really really don't want my mom to feel any more disappointed in me by being to shy to get a new Mac and cheese from the convenience store girl.
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>>35650922
You are fine. Ive eaten plastic too before and here i am. Still living. At least i dont eat cupcake wrappers anymore.

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>tfw walked in on my brother's party with a practice broadsword
>tfw he keeps sending me screenshots of people who are bringing it up to him

So this...is my legacy...
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>>35650912
I don't know how I should feel about this but hey it's something
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That's the price you pay for studying the blade
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>>35650991
It is a burden I am more than willing to bear

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please be my friends fellow people of the great state of illinois
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>>35650884
What's with that pic? Is Illinois having its period?
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hello fellow illinoisian
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>>35650963
do you hate this stupid state as much as me?
I hope chicago gets hit by a meteor

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Alright wagecucks, who here hates their job and the home life? How do you guys deal with it day in day out?
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>>35650811
cigarettes, alcohol, music, reading, vidya and my imaginary world are my escapes. real life is a cruel bitch off its leash.
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I like to take a charged cup of chamomile tea, and Red Malboros, it just gets me into the relaxed/cozzy mood.
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>>35650811
I make plans to better myself and then lie to myself about intending to carry them out.

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I WANT POO POO

I LIKE PEE PEE

GIB ME TENDIES OR ILL REE REE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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You're so fucking loud I could hear you across the board

Shut the fuck up
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>>35650790
You are like a little baby, watch this.
POO POO
PEE PEE
FORGOTTEN SOULS I SUMMON THEE
GIVE ME TENDIES
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35651034
pls access these tenders

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what board do you browse when your happy? and dont tell me you browse this board when youre happy

for me its /gif/ and than i get off 4chan
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>>35650636
[s4s]!!

also video game generals, I'll probably be returning there soon.
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Probably /an/, it's one of the nicest boards.
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I'm never happy.

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>why are you so quiet?
>are you okay?
>you don't talk much do you?

How to respond to this???
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Yeah fine, just tired.. laugh it off.
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>>35650615
Tell them to fuck off
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>35650678
>you're tired every day?
what now anon??

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