Femanons, do you have bigger than average breasts, thighs, hips, or ass? If so, how big are they, and how have they affected your life?
dumb kagaposter
Dicklet nigger be gone
>>35651269
She's got life and hometown tho
>>35651345
I am not Ruggarell
you've got ten seconds to prove that you're not a filthy fucking normie
Here's your proof, I come in here for the ylyls and I know 4chan is a branch of 9GAG.
>>35651228
im gay
oreginal
>>35651228
I'm married, college educated, employed, and make good money. I have a stable social circle and can speak to strangers easily.
How do I go from a small town to a big city? I just want to wait tables and ride the subway.
first of all, pick a city that isn't Chicago, that place is a fucking trainwreck
next, just fucking do it, go on Indeed or wherever the fuck and just send out resumes before you move there, or save up/get a loan from your parents to move and look around for jobs
If you're serious I'll trade places with you right now but I don't think you actually want what you think you want.
>>35651244
I want to go some place warm
So. True. Bill Gates is cool for helping Africans and everything, but Steve Jobs was a true visionary.
I AM SO FAT THAT EVERYTHING I SEE IS FOOD
>>35651308
I rub my penis in little debbie pastries desu
>>35651181
weak b8 try again some other time
anyone tried this? any good? i'd be losing two kids of virginity at the same time :3
What the fuck
How is that even possible
Orognhtshn
>>35651163
if you have an 8" flacid dick, then maybe but then you can't get hard.
>>35651163
I would totally do this if I wasn't a major dicklet
>tfw no qt fat gf
;_;
>tfw no (You)s on my fat girl thread
iktf my ethanol
>tfw no fat weeaboo gf that just wants to sit around and play monster hunter all day
Who /manipulator/ here?
>work at McJob
>treat all my coworkers really well and work really hard in front of them
>except when I'm around my Stacey coworker
>when I'm around Stacey, I act like I don't give a shit about my job and I treat her like garbage
>she complained about me to our manager
>"what are you talking about, Stacey? Anon is one of our best workers!"
>mfw
Damn
That's pretty evil
good work keep it up, tell them stacey is being sexual with custmomers
Me lol. I love being a sociopath.
>tfw you will never cum on her feet
Genuinely, why live?
>>35651077
>tfw you will never bury your face into her ass and huff her smell
>>35651077
>You will never brutally rape her to death and violently penetrate her lifeless body and dump her overboard 10 miles offshore
THAT FEEL
>>35651287
You need to be doing that further out than that you edgy sumbitch.
Hey r9k the microwave Mac and cheese plastic thing was cracked when I pulled it out of the box. Also there were bits of the plastic in the Mac and cheese that I took out
I'm not really scared but just want to make sure I didn't eat anything that's gonna make me sick, because I felt a little funny after I ate it.
nah you're fine. that plastic leeches into the mac and cheese anyway when you put it into the microwave.
>>35650922
Pls this is an actual meet problem. I really really don't want my mom to feel any more disappointed in me by being to shy to get a new Mac and cheese from the convenience store girl.
>>35650922
You are fine. Ive eaten plastic too before and here i am. Still living. At least i dont eat cupcake wrappers anymore.
>tfw walked in on my brother's party with a practice broadsword
>tfw he keeps sending me screenshots of people who are bringing it up to him
So this...is my legacy...
>>35650912
I don't know how I should feel about this but hey it's something
That's the price you pay for studying the blade
>>35650991
It is a burden I am more than willing to bear
please be my friends fellow people of the great state of illinois
>>35650884
What's with that pic? Is Illinois having its period?
hello fellow illinoisian
>>35650963
do you hate this stupid state as much as me?
I hope chicago gets hit by a meteor
Alright wagecucks, who here hates their job and the home life? How do you guys deal with it day in day out?
>>35650811
cigarettes, alcohol, music, reading, vidya and my imaginary world are my escapes. real life is a cruel bitch off its leash.
I like to take a charged cup of chamomile tea, and Red Malboros, it just gets me into the relaxed/cozzy mood.
>>35650811
I make plans to better myself and then lie to myself about intending to carry them out.
I WANT POO POO
I LIKE PEE PEE
GIB ME TENDIES OR ILL REE REE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You're so fucking loud I could hear you across the board
Shut the fuck up
>>35650790
You are like a little baby, watch this.
POO POO
PEE PEE
FORGOTTEN SOULS I SUMMON THEE
GIVE ME TENDIES
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35651034
pls access these tenders
what board do you browse when your happy? and dont tell me you browse this board when youre happy
for me its /gif/ and than i get off 4chan
>>35650636
[s4s]!!
also video game generals, I'll probably be returning there soon.
Probably /an/, it's one of the nicest boards.
I'm never happy.
>why are you so quiet?
>are you okay?
>you don't talk much do you?
How to respond to this???
Yeah fine, just tired.. laugh it off.
>>35650615
Tell them to fuck off
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>35650678
>you're tired every day?
what now anon??