How do you start the day /r9k/?
>Grape-kun gets to keep his penguin waifu
Today, 2D won. Normies lost, truly this is a glorious day for robots.
is this picture neet life in nutshell ?
I've been given CBT (cognitive behavioural therapy) for my depression. How good is it? Will it actually help me recover or is it just a meme?
Getting help with my depression after I tried to overdose was the best choice I ever made, go for it OP, I wish you the best!
Not sure if that's the same HUMAN FILTH who shot the dog in the picture with his girlfriend. Gilrfriend shot the dog first and laughed, and when she was done, this HUMAN FILTH asked if he could shoot too. Then he shot. What a repulsive piece of shit. He and his girlfriend should be crushed by an elephant's foot (a medieval Indian execution method). And what has he done to that deer? I hope he will be torn into pieces by a bear during the next hunting trip.
>This is the inevitable future for the male robot
How does this make you feel?
Anyone over 25 and a virgin? Asexuals welcome
>how did you get to this position
Is oral sex counted as sex? So if I had oral sex I am not a vorgon?
So, you say received, but what if I didn't receive?
So if I and her are virgin, and I give her oral, she is non virgin but I am virgin, and vice versa?
Would it be creepy to invite a 12 year old to your house for dinner and let her sleep over?
I killed a CIA nigger with my car in 9/9/99. I was being followed by agents and freaked out.
Are there ways to satisfy myself without coming?
Tripfags will be shot on sight edition
1st for lethal injections of morphine
Not going to lie lad, you're getting raped at the end of this one
Were you ever happy anon?
I've had short lived moments of happiness in a few eras of my life. I think 13/14 were the last ages I was truly happy tho, mostly because I was blissfully ignorant and young.
Happiness is overrated tbth, I'd rather be content with myself on a daily basis.
Oh hello there wagie, good morning! Your shift should be starting soon, make sure not to take too many bathroom breaks less you want your boss to scream at you and fire you!
Me? Oh, well today I'm going to spend the better part of the afternoon bettering myself by listening to intellectual music while playing videogames. Then at around noon I have a dinner date with mummy who said it's her treat! Try not to think about my lifestyle too hard though wagie, it's thanks to your backbreaking labor that I am able to lead this paradise of a life and I am truly thankful for your sacrifice.
Fellow NEETs, what will you be doing with your 24 hours of free time today?
Sorry wagie but I outgrew my beyblade phase years ago. Today I will be listening to the NieR Automata soundtrack. I wouldn't expect a dumb wagie like you to be able to understand it's subtle tones of intellectualism though so feel free to make fun of it!
>tfw you want a lovedoll more than an actual gf
I found a wallet yesterday. It has $188, a bunch of credit cards and a driver's license. What should I do with it?
>"me and your father have been talking, and we think it's time you got a job"
>"just show a little gumption son... network, talk to people, shake some hands"
>"just hand in an application"
>"did you call them to follow up?"
>Talk to people and visit places even only to try and get voluntary work
>They take my number and tell me they will call if they need anyone
>Basically code word for fuck off
>" I didn't go to college and I did alright for myself."
>"Don't you care about getting a girlfriend, son?"