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>>37994053
kek, cracked me up, may your thread live on

>>37994053
R.I.P Fridgebro
Your sacrifice was not in vain

>>37994053
I started a few threads asking about updates on fridgebro most people have no fucking clue what I'm talking about.

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Getting help with my depression after I tried to overdose was the best choice I ever made, go for it OP, I wish you the best!

>>37994098
I'm glad I'm getting help. I just want to know how much it'll help.

>>37994040
Not sure if that's the same HUMAN FILTH who shot the dog in the picture with his girlfriend. Gilrfriend shot the dog first and laughed, and when she was done, this HUMAN FILTH asked if he could shoot too. Then he shot. What a repulsive piece of shit. He and his girlfriend should be crushed by an elephant's foot (a medieval Indian execution method). And what has he done to that deer? I hope he will be torn into pieces by a bear during the next hunting trip.

>>37993957
please stop making those threads

No way in hell am I going to let a dirty negress defile what's rightfully mine.

>>37993957
tfw no black fembot gf

and somehow normal

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>>37993922
Is oral sex counted as sex? So if I had oral sex I am not a vorgon?

>>37993942
You're a half virgin and do not belong here unless the circumstances under which you received oral are particularly strange.

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>>37993958
So, you say received, but what if I didn't receive?

So if I and her are virgin, and I give her oral, she is non virgin but I am virgin, and vice versa?

since you're over 18 yeah obviously

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>>37993861
Yes. Origamimimi

>>37993861
The only way you won't get arrested is if you're a celebrity, and I can tell you're no celebrity.

that's some fucking weird shit to say

my nigger terry hows it going

3.5l shasta a day

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>>37993840
take the purple pill my nigga. bee asexual

>>37993840
Drugs, movies, vidya, food. If you mean sexually then you can edge. You could also have sex but the autistic losers who do nofap don't have access to that.

>>37993864
How does that work? You can't just BEEcome asecual

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>>37993801
1st for lethal injections of morphine

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>>37993754
Not going to lie lad, you're getting raped at the end of this one

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>>37993801
First for TRANNIES OUT!!!!

I dont think i were. Even as a child i hated myself

>>37993756
damn.. you must really suck.

I've had short lived moments of happiness in a few eras of my life. I think 13/14 were the last ages I was truly happy tho, mostly because I was blissfully ignorant and young.

Happiness is overrated tbth, I'd rather be content with myself on a daily basis.

>>37993714
I unironically like these threads.
Also,
>intellectual music
Kek, I don't think the Beyblade OST is intellectual

I currently have a case to get myself some disability assistance and I'm so afraid I'll get denied

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>>37993730
Sorry wagie but I outgrew my beyblade phase years ago. Today I will be listening to the NieR Automata soundtrack. I wouldn't expect a dumb wagie like you to be able to understand it's subtle tones of intellectualism though so feel free to make fun of it!

The dolls' face lies on the uncanny valley tho

Are these even internally heated? Fucking a cold piece of gum sounds disgusting if I'm honest

>>37993666
Looks good in photo, but in person the lifelessness of it will be front and center. Also with out an AI, it will get super boring fast, because no unexpectedness

return it obviously

Return it. Uu

>>37993611
Use the driver's license to return it

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>"just hand in an application"
>"did you call them to follow up?"

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>Talk to people and visit places even only to try and get voluntary work
>They take my number and tell me they will call if they need anyone
>Basically code word for fuck off

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>" I didn't go to college and I did alright for myself."
>"Don't you care about getting a girlfriend, son?"

>>37993585

what is your living situation?

it's my dream to become a NEET

Good for you, op. I got rich and became NEET too. Feels good, right?

>>37993625
I'm a student, or at least I was, chances are they won't let me return to college (uk) next year

>>37993727
I dont have money but there are plenty of ways to get it without being a wageslave. It's the only thing I want from a job and you dont even need one to get it...

It's nice to learn something new from people who are smarter in something

>>37993537
girls are fucking retarded. women on the other hand will always outsmart you. not saying theyre smarter. but theyll outsmart you.

>>37993537
Same way , you deal with dumb people , you great them with respect .